Dear KMAG: 20240909 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic


Joe Biden didn’t win. This is our Real President:

AND our beautiful REALFLOTUS.


This Stormwatch Monday Open Thread remains open – VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA/KAG/KMAG world (with KMAG being a bit of both).

And yes, it’s Monday…again.

But we WILL get through it!

We will always remember Wheatie,

Pray for Trump,

Yet have fun,

and HOLD ON when things get crazy!


We will follow the RULES of civility that Wheatie left for us:

Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And while we engage in vigorous free speech, we will remember Wheatie’s advice on civility, non-violence, and site unity:

“We’re on the same side here so let’s not engage in friendly fire.”

“Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven that Wolf has created for us.”

If this site gets shut down, please remember various ways to get back in touch with the rest of the gang:

Our beloved country is under Occupation by hostile forces.

Daily outrage and epic phuckery abound.

We can give in to despair…or we can be defiant and fight back in any way that we can.

Joe Biden didn’t win.

And we will keep saying Joe Biden didn’t win until we get His Fraudulency out of our White House.


Wolfie’s Wheatie’s Word of the Week:

taximeter

noun

  • instrument for measuring fee for hired vehicle
  • instrument installed in a taxicab to measure distance traveled and waiting time and to compute and indicate the fare
  • meter in a taxi that registers the fare (based on the length of the ride)
  • device installed in a taxicab that calculates the fare based upon distance traveled and waiting time

Shown in a picture (classic)

Shown in a picture (modern)

So how do YOU pronounce this word?


MUSIC!

OK – this is one of my old faves – and now I get to hear it like it was the first time, through this lovely lady.

Good stuff! “Jazzy!”


THE STUFF

And then there is the taxi that costs way too much and only takes you down a few miles.

And maybe you come back up.

Let me put it this way.

Biden-Harris (terrible idea) was a carbon fiber submarine.

Harris-Walz (worse idea) is a carbon fiber submarine with explosive armor around it ……. “because it might help.”

But remember…….

Until victory, have faith!

And trust the big plan, too!

And as always….

ENJOY THE SHOW

W


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pgroup2

It’s Merry Monday!  😍 

para59r

Yippie! Merry Monday!
That explains this..

GA/FL

Just to be clear – the muslim god they call allah – is not the same GOD – is not The HOLY HEAVENLY GOD OF ALL, FATHER, SON, HOLY SPIRIT.

The fruit of Islam is lies, lust, rape of children, women, corpses, human trafficking, slavery, murder, terrorism, war, conquest, pillage, tyranny, oppression – all these are works of evil.

And that is the polar opposite of the Fruit of the HOLY SPIRIT – Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Goodness, Kindness, Faithfulness, Meekness, Gentleness, Self control, as well as Faith, Reverent Fear of the Lord, reverence for Life, Humility, Chastity, Modesty, Hope, Forgiveness, Mercy, Truth, Justice, Honesty, Fruitful constructive work, Edifying speech, Generosity, Hospitality and much more…

rayzorback

Islamists will die (and kill) for their “god” (to become martyrs).
Christians… God died for “US” as an eternal sacrifice.

Deplorable Patriot

There are MANY Christians who were martyred not denouncing the faith, including all of the original Apostles other than St. John. This was long before Islam existed. Many more were martyred by Muslims as well.

rayzorback

The point was…. muzzies KILL others for their “god”. Not the same as BEING “martyred”.

para59r

True, you can tell by his sword collection. 😮 What kind of Holy Prophet for the Religion of Peace has a sword collection? Maybe someone misspelled “piece”? 🤔 or there’s something we don’t understand about “Islam” meaning “submission”.

4 displayed below. 5 more at another museum but I can’t lift the picture.

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Azab and other Swords of Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) Posted on

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on Azab and other Swords of Prophet Mohammad (PBUH)
Here is translation of the article about the swords of Prophet Mohammad (Peace be upon Him) published in BBC Urdu in connection witht he name of the operation in Waziristan named after the Sword of Prophet (PBUH) Azab
Azab one of the 9 swords
By Subookh Syed

Prophet of Islam had 9 swords 2 of which he inherited from his family, 3 were from the spoils of war Azab was given to him as a gift befor the war of Uhad, 8 of these swords are kept in the museum of Topkapi in Istanbul while one is kept in a Jamia mosque of egypt.
Pakistan army has named the operation in Northern Waziristan against the terrorist on the name of one of these words the  Zarb-e-Azab which means the wound of Azab while Azab the sword means a very sharp sword. Al Azb was presented to prophet by one of his Sahabi (Follower) Saad Bin Ibadah Al Ansari before the war of Uhad. Prophet gave this sword to Abu Dajanah during the war of Uhad. This sword is now kept in the famous in Cairo’s Jamia Masjid Al Hussain bin Ali
Names of other Swords of the Prophet (PBUH)

Alam Al Thor: Also called Mathor Al Fajr, it was inherited from Prophet’s father . This Swords handle was made of gold and is twisted and Topaz and Zamarud. It is 99 centimeters long prophet had given this sword to his cousin Ali Abn-e-Talib (KAW). Now this Sword is kept in Turkey’s Topkapi museum.

Al Rasyub : Al Rasyub Min Al Syoof means the sword that can penetrate inside. It is 140 centimeter long. This sword is also associated as a inherited sword. This Sword has golden circles which have name of Imam Jafar Sadiq carved in them. THis sword is also in the Topakapi museum

Al Battar : Al battar means Al Saif or Al Qatae i.e. the one that cuts through, according to the records the original owner of this sword was Jaloot whom propher David had killed at the age of 20 years, the sword has a scene carved where Hazrat David is cuting the head of Jaloot. The sword also has a symbol which is said to be carved on it 2000 years ago in Petra Jordon
This sword is also called Saif Ul Anbia (Swords of Prophets) because names of prophet David, Solomon, Haroon, Ysau, Zakaria, Yahya, Jesus and Islam’s prophet Mohammad PBUH are carved on this sword. It is said that Jesus will fight with Dajjal (Antichrist) with this sword
The length of this sword is 101 centimeters, prophet got this sword in from Yathrab’s Jewish clan Banu Qenqae as spoils of war, now this sword is in Topakapi

Al Hataf : Hataf means To Kill and Hataf Al Saif means the Killing Sword, This sword was shied from clan to clan in the Jewish tribes as symbol of Bani Israel. This sword came to prophet as spoils of war from Banu Qenqae. It is said that this sword was made by Hazrat Dawood (David) with his hands, as he was an expert of making things from iron.
This sword is made similar to Al Battar but it is slightly longer it is 112 centimeters long and 8 centimeters wide.

Al Qalaei : One with Beautiful scabbard (cover ) this sword also came to The Prophet (PBUH) as spoils of war from Banu Qenfae like Al Battar & AL Hataf, there also a saying that this sword with 2 golden deer was unearthed by Prophets grand father Abdul Mutalib from Zam Zam wells which were burried by the in laws of prophet Ishmail.
The name Qalaei may refer to its origin from Syria, India or China while some researchers refer it to a metal which gives other metals shining or used as polish for metals. This sword is 100 centimeters long and it kept in Tapakopi museum Istanbul.

Al Zulfiqar : This sword is famous for it being sharp from both sides, it also has two points at the end. This sword came to prophet from the spoils of battle of Badar. However later prophet gave this sword to his cousin Ali Ibne Talif (KUW) Karamullah Wajahu. From records it is known that this this sword remained with the family for many generations. Now this sword is in Topakapi museum

Al Makhzam: Al Makhzam also means ne that cuts through. It is said that this sword was taken by Ali (KUW) while fighting with a syrian tribe, while another opinion is that prophet himself gave this sword to Ali and it was with the clan of the prophet since centuries.

Al Qazeeb. It is 97cm long and words of Zainuddin Al Aabdeen are carved on it. This sword is Topakapi museum Al Qazeeb : Qazeeb means broken branch or untamed camel. This sword is thin and very sharp. This sword remaind with the Prophet (PBUH) but was never used in any battle. This sword has carving of La Illahe Illalah Mohammad Ul Rasoolullah, Mohammad bun Abdullah bun Abdul Mutalib. This sword always remains in the house of prophet.
It is said that this during the Fatimids times this sword was used in abttles. It is 100 centimeters long and its scabbard is made of some animal’s skin. This sword is also kept in Topakapi museum

Al Azab : Al Azab means the one that runs fast or is very sharp. A follower of the prophet Saad Bin Ibadah (RA) gave this sword to Prophet (PBUH) before the battle of Uhad. Prophet gave this sword to Abu Dajajah Al Ansari to fight. This sword is kept in Egypt’s Hussain Bin Ibne Ali Jamia mosque.

The pictures of these swords were taken by Mohammad Hassan Mohammad Al Tahami in 1929 for his research paper about Prophets swords battle weapons.

from https://blog.travel-culture.com/2014/06/19/azab-and-other-swords-of-prophet-mohammad-pbuh/

pgroup2

That’s all very interesting but I won’t be thinking about it as I take a center mass shot at a muzzie who is rushing me screaming in Arabic.

SteveInCO · Thermonuclear MAGA
pgroup2

That’s the ticket!

Valerie Curren

A Very Hearty Amen!

smiley2

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taxi
meter

cthulhu

I’m a simple American that grew up with public schools.

I pronounce it “taxi meter”, ’cause “taxi” is a word. If it was “altimeter” it’d go the other way.

cthulhu

The other way being al-tim-et-er.

TheseTruths

decimeter
desuh-mee-ter ]

altimeter
[ al-tim-i-ter, al-tuh-mee-ter ]
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/altimeter

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cthulhu

Yeah, like that.

para59r

Since were talking taxis and meters none of these should be confused by the many Nilometers used to determine taxes in Ancient Egypt. If the water levels were so high, they’d calculate the drainage into the fields and determine your crop yields. Apparently after the 1st was set up others were built along the river to confound the tax collectors?

Cairo
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Of course once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all… errr… well a few more. Seems there are many.

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Some one drew it but where and when? Turban and recentness of sketch 1700’s?
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On Elephantine Island before the 1st Cataract.
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eilert

Here are some beautiful ones from India and they are still in use:
https://www.lonelyplanet.com/articles/india-best-step-wells-to-visit

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mollypitcher5

Amazing, so intricate

para59r

Very nice. Slight difference though. Those in Egypt are made to determine how much tax your area has to pay. These are actual wells. I’ve seen the top two before, but not the bottom two. Thank You. 😁

SteveInCO · Thermonuclear MAGA

After all, no need for wells in Egypt…the Nile is right there.

Alison

Wolfie –

“I don’t always listen to Traffic, but when I do, so do my neighbors.”

😁😆🎤🎤 don’t know who said that but it cracked me up.

TheseTruths

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TheseTruths

“ever-increasing radicalization of MAGA world”

Need documentation of this, Bill. Can’t wait to see it.

scott467

Have another shot of estrogen, Billy 😂

GA/FL

Red diaper baby spewing communist propaganda. His brain is set the opposite of reality and truth.

Aubergine

Well, Bill, could you please explain to me in clear English what exactly the fuck was authoritarian in Trump’s first term?

Was it the cheap gas, high wages, universal lower unemployment, lower crime, no wars, affordable groceries, affordable and available housing, low interest rates, or what exactly?

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Moron.

pgroup2

Don’t you mean ‘evil’?  😉 

Aubergine

Yeah.

pgroup2

I thought so.

Gail Combs

How about SCARED TO DEATH HIS CRIMES WILL COME HOME TO ROOST?

Barb Meier

Send in Pierre Poilievre eating an apple and saying: “What clear evidence?”

TheseTruths

“Can’t Take It Anymore”: Residents Of Springfield Ohio Beg For Help After 20,000 Haitians Overwhelm City, Eat Local Wildlife
These reports make me sick. Get ’em outta here! What is it going to take?

Absolutely HEARTBREAKING moment Springfield, Ohio, resident tells mayor that she “can’t take it anymore” as Haitian migrants squat on her lawn, litter in her yard and harass her and elderly husband daily.

The mayor of Springfield does NOT want people to see this:

IMO she was way too polite. You don’t say “I’m sorry” to the people who are allowing and imposing these things.

…Resident Glenda Bailey told the city “They have become the occupiers. What they’ve done is they’ve replaced the population in Springfield.”

In July, city manager Bryan Heck wrote to leaders of the Senate Banking Committee asking for more federal funding.

“Springfield has seen a surge in population through immigration that has significantly impacted our ability as a community to produce enough housing opportunities for all,” he wrote.

Funding? Get ’em outta here!

TheseTruths

This is not America. They are transforming our country before our eyes, and the city manager just wants more money for “housing.” I can’t imagine living in that area. I would be livid.

smiley2

that’s just what they want…

to make it bad, real bad…

in your face bad….

so we will react to it, overwhelmed.

and then they’ll use the reactions against us….and blame us for it !

they’re baiting us.

and everything we say & do will be used against us.

the violent sociopath says : see what you made me do !

mollypitcher5

That’s the way it’s going down in England…and you’re right…it is what they want

pgroup2

“AIM BEFORE YOU SHOOT”

-Bad Brother

 😂 

Gail Combs

AND MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHERE THE NEAREST PIG FARM IS!

Tonawanda

Exactly!

smiley2

can’t help but wonder if any of this outrageous & atrocious family pet abuse by the Haitian “migrants” is voodou-related.

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pgroup2

Likely most of it.

Brave and Free

Wait until they start breeding like feral cats, and have more mentally deranged kids.

para59r

Democrats will figure it out eventually when all these invaders start demanding political power and drive them from their cushy seats. By then it will of course be too late for everyone. Democrats lack foresight, by which the Cabal takes great advantage of them. Trump 2024.

Gail Combs

Don’t insult feral cats! (We have two)

Barb Meier

I like to think of them as barn cats. 🙂

PAVACA

Don’t forget, there are also voodoo (“Vodou”) and animism rituals and sacrifices that part of the Haitian “culture.”

TheseTruths

The entire town needs to go on strike, as Aubergine and others have suggested.

SteveInCO · Thermonuclear MAGA

Combine this story with the one about jobs being funneled to refugees…and now it appears that if the whole town went on strike, there are already scabs ready to go.

mollypitcher5

I don’t get this alleged jobs situation. They keep spouting off that these illegals will take and have been placed in jobs Americans refuse to do…..okay but we’re talking 20,000 in this city..30,000 in others.
There aren’t 10,000 or 15,000 jobs. The companies may have some openings..being absurdly generous..a couple hundred positions available maybe.

We’re being spoon fed lies. The quick shut-us-up answers. The answers never made sense and are becoming more ridiculous

Aubergine

Lol.

Do you think a Haitian can repair plumbing? They’ve probably never seen an indoor system.

How about repair a car? How many have ever driven one? A semi? Lol.

Oh, maybe they can work at the auto parts store. No, wait, they can’t look up parts on a computer; they can’t read, and they’ve never used a computer.

They’re Haitians,dude. They’re ready-made welfare recipients, not workers.

pat frederick

they may be perfect for animal control. show them pictures of the animals (vermin) they are allowed to hunt and eat…just spitballing…LOL

Aubergine

LOL! A perfect occupation. We have a raccoon problem to deal with.

pat frederick

US TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they keep pooping on our deck

Gail Combs

AMEN!

Raccoon parasites/diseases can KILL HUMANS according to a dog catcher friend of my BIL

cthulhu

There was a case in Santa Barbara where raccoons set up a latrine on a branch over a daycare sandbox.

There is surprisingly little that can be done once the parasites have attacked the brains of children.

cthulhu
cthulhu

11 out of 150 people in Santa Barbara had roundworm antibodies. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28726612/

SteveInCO · Thermonuclear MAGA

I think we may have found the Uniparty Mascot.

mollypitcher5

LOL..Yesterday I was binge watching a youtube channel called YawtYawt. He traps feral hogs in Mississippi. He also traps beavers , raccoons and armadillos sometimes.
He’s funny but the animals are destroying thousands of acres of crops.

pat frederick

a particularly chunky raccoon broke an entire medium sized branch off our small apple tree. and every year they raid our grapevines. then, they come up on the deck and leave their calling cards

Aubergine

It’s very important not to allow animals to overpopulate. People don’t understand that they die by the millions sometimes because they have run rampant on grain and cornfields that their ancestral herds had no access to, thus allowing the herd to grow completely out of control.

pgroup2

Why trap wild hogs? Just shoot ’em.

Texas has 12 month open season and no limits. Hell, they hunt ’em from helos!

If you’re gonna solved a problem, first thing you do is get rid of the rules.

pgroup2

I never heard of that. Maybe.

cthulhu

Nothing destroys the parasites. Fortunately, they can be digested just like everything else.

You want high heat or prolonged lower heat to render the parasites unable to reproduce.

Gail Combs

AND COYOTES!!!

Aubergine

Thankfully, I don’t have those!

Aubergine

The entire COUNTRY needs to go on strike.

I have said, and I mean, if this election in November goes sideways, I quit. Unless there is some sort of actual, sensible, non-prosecutable-by-lawfare action taken by the American people (they can’t force us to work for them; that’s all we’ve got). In that case, I will participate.

Otherwise, it’s me and mine in a quest for survival. That’s all I’ll have time for.

Aubergine

I’ve got plenty of ideas. I am holding my cards right on my chest.

There will be no violence from me, that I will tell you. There will be no illegal activity, either. But there are definitely rights I have straight from God, and there are definitely benefits that come to people from my labor. Which cannot be coerced.

pgroup2

There’s a snarky remark about your location for card holding but I’m just going to be quiet.

 😂 

Aubergine

Lol!

kalbokalbs

hussein is laughing at that lady, citizens of Springfield AND America.

Briben is oblivious.

Kakala needs to be called out, if the bitch ever surfaces for questions.

Ohio politicians silent?

Congress IS petrified. Literally.

20,000 Hatians flown into Ohio.

Likely thousands registered to vote Kakala. Flip Ohio in the works?—

“I’m 95 pounds, I can’t defend myself.”

Buy a damn gun. Learn how to use it.—-

Guessing if Springfield is not a Sanctuary Shithole, it is now.

Bus loads of illegals need to be sent to hussein’s home, neighborhood.

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Deplorable Patriot

I said to the parish administrator at one of the churches where I sing that as least we have a sane governor. I’m sorry for you all who don’t have that.

And, BTW, even with Democrats in office in the big offices in the city and the county, there’s all sorts of street work going on. Not that I have a problem with this, but resurfacing main arteries in an election year?

mollypitcher5

It seems she and her husband packing up and leaving IS exactly what the city council would like. Another pesky citizen off their neck

pgroup2

Yep.

Gail Combs

AND a house they can grab since NO ONE will buy it for what it is actually worth, or was in 2019.

TheseTruths

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Probably a good movie, then. I don’t know anything about it.

Aubergine

Well, with that headline, it’s must-see!

Gail Combs

The sure know how to get a standing only crowd for the movie!

TheseTruths

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kalbokalbs

Cuz it does.

TradeBait2

See Springfield, OH above.

They should be made to not feel welcome there as they will never assimilate into Americans. They should be made to long for their native Haiti, which is where the Clintons should be exiled.

What an evil federal government we have.

pat frederick

agreed. they might even congregate with one another–and form “little” haitis here and there because they will NOT fit in. somalis have done this in Minnesota, Ohio, and Maine

Aubergine

EXACTLY.

America needs to work to repair HAITI. Not bring all the Haitians to America. It’s stupid.

cthulhu

America needs to work to repair America; Haiti needs to work to repair Haiti.

Political refugees should be taught to fight and repatriated.

TheseTruths

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Aubergine

If anyone is considering doing this, just know it is ILLEGAL in most states. Be careful out there.

pgroup2

So stay anonymous.

Aubergine

At least.

cthulhu

I’m sure that is covered in the OMG onboarding process.

Aubergine

I sure hope so.

TheseTruths

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TheseTruths

Destroying and taking over the country.

Gail Combs

Wolfie,
I was thinking we need to ferret out all the Fed & State $$$ that are going to Illegals via grants to NGOs and everything else.

I think if you could find ALL the programs, give-aways it would be close to a TRILLION!

I guessed wrong…

March 18, 2015 — Report: Executive Amnesty to cost Taxpayers $1.3 Trillion

November 28, 2023 — Illegals Cost the US $450B a Year

9/8/23 Confirmed: Joe Biden Paying Illegals $2,200 a Month Plus free Travel, Housing, Medical Services

Americans on Social Security average just $1,781.63 a month, according to federal data. but Biden is doling out $2,200 a month plus a long list of other freebies to criminal aliens who have broken our laws to get here.

“The Biden-Harris administration is giving more money to illegal immigrant invaders, than to our own U.S. citizens” said William Gheen, president of ALIPAC,

United Nations Grantee Uses U.S. Tax Dollars To Fund Illegal Immigration

During a recent trip to a Reynosa, Mexico migrant camp, I took photos of a United Nations-supported International Organization for Migration (IOM) operation to hand out cash debit cards to intending and repeat border crossers.

One of two workers at a plastic folding table inside the Reynosa camp, which was filled to capacity with at least 1,200 mostly U.S.-expelled Central Americans, said they were distributing the cards for IOM to help migrants waiting until they cross the Rio Grande at greater leisure to claim asylum, for which most will be declared ineligible years later. Many parents, for instance, got about $400 every 15 days, I was told, or $800 a month if they were still there to collect it, although the support level varied.

A listing from NUMBERS-USA

What federal agencies play a role in immigration?

  • The Department of State (DOS) – An Executive Department of the Federal Government responsible for the country’s foreign policy and relations, providing services to US citizens abroad and foreign nationals seeking to visit or immigrate to the United States.
  • The Bureau of Consular Affairs (CA) – A DOS agency responsible for providing passport services to U.S. citizens, issuing Visas to enter the U.S., managing the Diversity Visa Lottery, and providing services to U.S. citizens abroad.
  • The Department of Labor (DOL) – An Executive Department of the Federal Government responsible for promoting the welfare of job seekers, wage earners, and retirees of the U.S. by improving conditions, advancing opportunities for profitable employment, protecting benefits, helping employers find workers, and tracking changes in employment, prices, and other national economic measurements.
  • Wage and Hour Division (WHD) – A DOL agency responsible for enforcing the country’s labor laws, including those related to the minimum wage and employment of migrants and minors.
  • The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) – An Executive Department of the Federal Government responsible for enhancing the health and well-being of all Americans by providing effective health and human services and by fostering sound, sustained advances in the sciences underlying medicine, public health, and social services.
  • Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR) – A HHS agency responsible for providing resources for refugees, asylum seekers, and other new arrivals to the U.S. as well as deciding which states they are resettled in. 
  • The Department of Justice (DOJ) – An Executive Department of the Federal Government responsible for enforcing federal laws, seeking just punishment for the guilty, and ensuring the fair and impartial administration of justice.
  • Executive Office for Immigration Review (EOIR) – A DOJ agency responsible for administering the immigration court system, which decides whether an individual charged with violating immigration law should be allowed to stay in the country or not. 
  • Office of Immigration Litigation (OIL) – A DOJ agency under the Civil Division responsible for all civil immigration litigation, both affirmative and defensive, and for coordinating national immigration matters before the federal district courts and circuit courts of appeals. It supports and counsels all federal agencies involved in alien admission, regulation, and removal under U.S. immigration and nationality statutes.
  • Immigrant and Employee Rights Section (IER) – A DOJ agency responsible for enforcing the anti-discrimination provision of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA).
  • The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) – An Executive Department of the Federal Government responsible for improving the security of the United States. The Department’s work includes customs, border, and immigration enforcement, emergency response to natural and manmade disasters, antiterrorism work, and cybersecurity. 
  • United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) – A DHS agency responsible for processing immigration and naturalization applications and establishing policies regarding immigration services. It is a successor to the Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS), which was dissolved by the Homeland Security Act of 2002. 
  • Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) – A Federal Law Enforcement Agency under the DHS whose stated mission is to protect the United States from customs violations, perform interior immigration enforcement, prevent terrorism, and combat the illegal movement of people and goods. 
  • Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) – The investigative arm of ICE, whose mission is to investigate, disrupt and dismantle terrorist, transnational, and other criminal organizations that threaten or seek to exploit the customs and immigration laws of the U.S., making HSI responsible for investigating worksite immigration violations. 
  • Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) – The operational arm of ICE, responsible for pursuing, arresting, detaining, and physically removing those who undermine the safety and integrity of American communities and U.S. immigration laws. 
  • Customs and Border Protection (CBP) – The U.S.’s largest Federal Law Enforcement Agency responsible for preventing people from entering the country illegally or bringing anything harmful or illegal into the United States.
  • United States Border Patrol (BP) – The CBP agency responsible for securing the borders of the United States IN BETWEEN ports of entry. Border Patrol’s mission is to “Protect the American people, safeguard our borders, and enhance the nation’s economic prosperity.”
  • Office of Field Operations (OFO) – The CBP agency responsible for border security AT America’s land, sea, and air ports of entry – including anti-terrorism, immigration, anti-smuggling, trade compliance, and agriculture protection.
pgroup2

In two weeks, the headlines will be about the exploding vermin population, along with a resurrection of the Black Plague.

pat frederick

send in the Haitians

smiley2

Cloward-Piven in action.

🎶c’mon now…join hands.🎵

kalbokalbs

Bad enough Criminal 20,000 Haitians flown into Springfield.

Guess they also have Green Cards to work. SS numbers.

Replacement workers have checked in, in Springfield.

Edit.

Also explains Federal Jobs Report numbers. Illegals dominate.

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Aubergine

I’m truly fascinated by this.

What jobs exactly are the Haitians taking? Accounting? Office management? Skilled carpentry? Plumbing, electrical, welding? Truck driving, shipping?

What “jobs” are they qualified to take?

Seriously.

pat frederick

they might be putting them in food processing plants which might explain the listeria outbreaks. do they even know what toiler paper is?
i have heard those processing plants are really smelly and disgusting.

Aubergine

Yes, another place for low-level workers. And yet another reason to stop eating non-local food. Find a farmer.

pat frederick

got one for a son in law!
and there are several within miles of us
local produce cannot be beat!
one summer, a local farmer had a corn stand we visited. we drove up and the son was working the stand. the father came over when we told the son we’d take a dozen. farmer said, don’t give them that–pointing to the ones left on the table. he said, we picked that this morning. we’ll pick you fresh. he pointed to the ones on the table again and said to the son…give that to the animals.
we go back there every year for sweet corn…none better than fresh picked.

pgroup2

Individualizing the customer’s relationship with the product.

He could teach a course on creative sales techniques.

pat frederick

agreed!

Aubergine

Fresh picked anything is best. Food starts to lose nutrients the moment it is harvested. That’s why I say frozen is most often better than “fresh” in a grocery store. The “fresh” veggies were probably picked a week ago.

kalbokalbs

Have found a private source for beef. Actually two sources. Pasture fed.

!/4 cow a couple months ago.

!/4 cow in two weeks.

1/2 cow next spring.

1 cow following spring, 2026.

Easy to augment when needed.

Will expand as I locate sources for veggies, fruit, chicken…

pat frederick

I read somewhere–can’t find it now–that farmers are finding a way to circumvent the fda’s expensive meat processing plants and unknown additives.. farmers sell “shares” in a cow. (like your 1/4 and 1/2 cow examples above). apparently the fda does not currently control animals the farmer processes for himself–and allows private butchering to be done.
so a farmer will allow certain people to buy maybe up to 3/4 of cow and keeps the other 1/4 himself. he does not have to add fda crap or truck the cow to the meat packing plant for butchering. owners get beef they know does not contain certain substances and farmers see quicker turn around for their cows.

Gail Combs

Farmers really need to get creative.

I swapped a large lamb for equal pounds of beef.

Aubergine

Good for you!

mollypitcher5

Right now in the current illegal system there’s no real reason other than optics for them to be working anyway. They’re already receiving monthly income, healthcare, EBT and sometimes housing placement.
It’s all very confusing

Aubergine

Yes it is.

TheseTruths

Good questions. I’m guessing the jobs would have to be entry-level, like in fast food, or as helpers to the lowest level of workers, like someone who fetches and carries things on a construction crew or who runs errands for the actual administrative assistant. But I don’t see how Haitians, with no driver’s licenses and maybe not speaking good English (if they speak it at all) could fill those positions.

The mene I posted begins by talking about migrants in general but then turns to Haitians. I bet there are a lot of migrants besides Haitians who could fill jobs. Some people from South American countries are skilled in trades like bricklaying, masonry, painting, and the like.

Aubergine

Yes, there are skilled laborers from other countries, but how many of them are coming over our Southern border. That’s the question.

I’m with Trump; I don’t think the “best and brightest” are the ones showing up.

TheseTruths

Excellent points made.

I believe there are some rank-and-file Progressives who want Big Brother to control every aspect of their lives (and some will change their minds once they actually experience the lack of autonomy). But I think the rich and powerful Progressives believe that other people should not have agency. I think they want freedom and personal agency for themselves, but want control over everyone else. They are hypocrites.

Gail Combs

The powerful Progressives think THEY should be the ones in control of YOUR life. They even say it.

SteveInCO · Thermonuclear MAGA

You’re too much of an idiot to know what to do with yourself.

Don’t be offended. So am I.

cthulhu

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects.

— Robert A. Heinlein

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cthulhu

I grew up as a latchkey kid reading Heinlein.

Another one of his is —

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Aubergine

Mine are. Always.

pgroup2

Yikes!!! That explains your eccentric mindset!!!

 😆 

kalbokalbs

Now that the Grands are no longer living with us, stuff doesn’t have to be locked up.

Only when they visit, back in the safe.

Carry while home may become a thing.

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cthulhu

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Gail Combs

AMEN!

Try clearing an acre with a buck saw and lopping shears and you will fall in love with good Stihl Chain Saw and a Stihl trimmer fitted with a saw blade.

TheseTruths

write a sonnet…

Do Limericks count? 😅

https://www.thoughtco.com/what-is-a-sonnet-2985266

Sonnets share these characteristics:

• Fourteen lines: All sonnets have 14 lines, which can be broken down into four sections called quatrains.

• A strict rhyme scheme: The rhyme scheme of a Shakespearean sonnet, for example, is ABAB / CDCD / EFEF / GG (note the four distinct sections in the rhyme scheme).

• Written in iambic pentameter: Sonnets are written in iambic pentameter, a poetic meter with 10 beats per line made up of alternating unstressed and stressed syllables.

A sonnet can be broken into four sections called quatrains. The first three quatrains contain four lines each and use an alternating rhyme scheme. The final quatrain consists of just two lines, which both rhyme. Each quatrain should progress the poem as follows:

• First quatrain: This should establish the subject of the sonnet.Number of lines: four; rhyme scheme: ABAB

• Second quatrain: This should develop the sonnet’s theme.Number of lines: four; rhyme scheme: CDCD

• Third quatrain: This should round off the sonnet’s theme.Number of lines: four; rhyme scheme: EFEF

• Fourth quatrain: This should act as a conclusion to the sonnet.Number of lines: two; rhyme scheme: GG

Sonnet 18 is probably the most well-known of all of Shakespeare’s sonnets:

“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimm’d;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;

Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st;

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.”

pgroup2

Doesn’t anyone just enjoy experiencing things anymore? One does not need to know the mechanics of combustion in order to enjoy a campfire.

 😂 

Gail Combs

I got to the end of the first line and knew it was Heinlein. I have the book on a shelf behind me.

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Aubergine

Once again, it all comes down to one thing:

GOD

We believe, they do not. Generally speaking, of course, for the handful of rational people who say they don’t believe in Him.

Aubergine

And a second thought;

Doesn’t this just mean leftists are really, really lazy?

Gail Combs

Most are two year olds in adult bodies. That is why they hate ‘agency.’ They do not want to be responsible for THEIR actions.

Aubergine

True.

para59r

para59r

smiley2

geez.

she’s just awful.

holly

Sounding like Maxine Waters.

TheseTruths

  :wpds_lol:

Tonawanda

I did not know what a hoochie momma was, so I asked Gab AI:

A “hoochie momma” is a slang term used to describe a woman who is considered sexually promiscuous or easily available for sex. The term is often used in a derogatory manner and can be considered a form of objectification. It’s essential to note that this term is not universally accepted and can be seen as misogynistic or insulting by many people.

pgroup2

And the followup query should be …

Do you approve of objectifying women in a sexual manner? Explain your answer.

cthulhu

I’m getting psyched-up for the concert on Thursday.

For those who missed it, the music will be three King Crimson albums from the early ’80s — Discipline, Beat, and Three of a Perfect Pair. The band is four people, as was King Crimson at the time. Two of the people will be the same as 40 years ago — vocalist/guitar/synths/sound effects Adrian Belew; and bass/Chapman Stick/background vocals Tony Levin.

The two newbies will be Danny Cary of Tool on drums/percussion, filling in for Bill Bruford (who is no longer performing). The last remaining seat will cover for Robert Fripp, who played guitar, guitar synth, “Frippertronics”, sound effects, and ran King Crimson (which he owns) with an iron fist. Steve Vai gets that spot.

Fripp has blessed the overall project. Vai had three custom guitars made for the endeavor (with guitar-synth guts) and has been in contact with Fripp about the parts. One of the guitar journalists asked Vai if he would be using Fripp’s personal oddball guitar tuning, and Vai replied, “No.” He didn’t go into any detail — just the single syllable, stated very firmly.

I’ve seen Yes, Marillion, Rush, Fish, and Peter Gabriel, and this will be the Proggiest concert I’ve ever attended. I should note that there are only 24 songs in total on these three albums, so I have a pretty good idea of what I’m getting into. That said, these three records really made a big difference in the world of Prog at the time.

cthulhu

It probably goes without saying, but because I will be there on Thursday night, I will not be here.

That means that you can cast aside the restraints you might normally feel when I am around.

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pgroup2

Looks like a conversation is in progress.

para59r

Why is one of those girls upside down? 🙄

kalbokalbs

A. Needs lunch money.

B. Trolling for dollar bills.

C. Demonstrating one of her skillsets..

D. All The Above.

pgroup2

Looks like somebody photoshopped a pole dancer onto the pic.

Why remains unknown.

cthulhu

Why not?

cthulhu

Fripp’s recommended tuning — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_standard_tuning

Blows up strings if you’re lucky; blows up guitars if you’re not (the tension on each string, and also on the neck, is very different from the standard).

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rayzorback

Nope…. I’m to old to learn a new tuning system. Drop D is tough enough 🙂

cthulhu
scott467

Lacking evidence and understanding of invisible dynamics, we conclude thunder means the gods are angry, and so our response is to make a sacrifice and beg the gods’ forgiveness.”

_____________

I don’t know about that.

Seems more likely that some tyrannical gov’t dirtbag decided to use thunder as a false flag, to mislead everyone into thinking the gods were angry (problem), at which point the gov’t dirtbag had a ready-made ‘solution’ (sacrifice).

We also observe that thunder is nearly always accompanied by rain.

Does that mean the gods are crying?

So which is it — are they angry, or sad?

Or maybe they’re just peeing?

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scott467

Consider the keystone’s role in arches and ecosystems. We understand that removing the keystone from the arch causes the arch to collapse, but we’re stunned when removing a species from an ecosystem collapses the ecosystem because we did not recognize the species was the keystone species of that self-organizing system: without that species doing its part, the whole system collapses.”

____________

Or maybe they do recognize the keystone to collapsing the whole system, and that’s why they do it, because collapsing the system is the whole objective of some tyrannical gov’t dirtbag.

pgroup2

Sadly, your pessimistic penchant for intentional evil is often correct. It would be nicer if you were just randomly right, like a game of pin the tail on the democrat.

scott467

No special insight, just waking up to the unpleasant truth that has always been.

……………………….
“And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.” (Genesis 6:5, KJV)
……………………….

rayzorback

Gen 6:8 But Noah found favor in the eyes of the Lord.

Gen 6:13 Then God said to Noah, “The end of all flesh has come before Me; for the earth is filled with violence because of them; and behold, I am about to destroy them with the earth.

Gen 7:6 Now Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of water [g]came upon the earth.

Matt 24:37 For the coming of the Son of Man will be just like the days of Noah.

Gail Combs

ℑ𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔄𝔱𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔲𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℜ𝔢𝔰𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔐𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔲𝔦𝔩𝔢. — Aubergine’s Razor — — October 11, 2019 at 08:36

modified by para59 on February 13, 2024 11:51
to
ℑ𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔄𝔱𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔲𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔦𝔱𝔶, sloth, or insanity 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℜ𝔢𝔰𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔐𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢, 𝔊𝔲𝔦𝔩𝔢, or just plain Evil. — Aubergine’s Razor 2.0

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scott467

Our ability to discern the many keystones in sprawling, complex systems is not as god-like as we imagine.

_____________

Obastid is pretty good at it.

But then, breaking things is easy.

Any two-bit Marxist interloper can break stuff.

It’s building stuff that they can’t do.

Because building things is hard.

scott467

This is why I doubt any of the predictions about what happens next in the global and US economies, geopolitics, etc. will prove accurate. Every prediction is based, explicitly or implicitly, on a model with shaky foundations and therefore shaky causality, a model that fails to identify the keystones in each complex subsystem that makes up the system the model is modeling.”

_____________

Sounds like something AI could calculate easily, in real time, based on thousands of subsystems and their keystones.

And identify what order of removing keystones (from thousands of subsystems) would cause the collapse of the empire in time for Georgie Boy to see it, before he kicks off.

scott467

There was no room at all, in these ways of thinking, for the novel, apocalyptic situation which had now arisen, a situation which needed solutions as radical as itself. His whole attitude is a complacent acceptance of things as they are, without a single new idea.

This acceptance was accompanied by greatly excessive optimism about the present and future. Even when the end was only sixty years away, and the Empire was already crumbling fast, Rutilius continued to address the spirit of Rome with the same supreme assurance.

_______________

Because the rich and powerful are insulated from the impact of their actions (or lack thereof) longer than anyone else.

Right up to the moment when the barbarians crash the gate.

Until that moment, they can remain willfully blind in both eyes, living a life of luxury.

It is only the regular People who see what’s coming, because they experience the impact of gov’t failure (whether incompetence or intentional) decades before the rich and powerful ever will.

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kalbokalbs

para59r

Not paying taxes and sucking up all the social welfare money.

Dems need to wake up. What little safety nets are available to them for now and the future are fast being depleted.

Which is of course the Cabal’s plan in order to reinstate aristocracy, serfdom, slavery etc… and the only plan they’ll have for managing it all will be Depopulation.

Gail Combs

Can not do ANYTHING they plan without killing off most of the Human population.

Gail Combs

One city $400 million in a year!

pat frederick

your word of the day reminded me of a high school honors math class i took–taxicab geometry. there were only shapes a car on the road could legally make–so no circles. wonder if they’ve updated it to include those stupid roundabouts?

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pat frederick

these things

Roundabout
scott467

I saw Chevy Chase get stuck on one of those, once 😁

.

Happy go lucky

I love roundabouts. Every time I have to stop at a red light, I think “this should be a roundabout”

cthulhu

Every time some idiot stops in front of me in a roundabout, I think “this should be a stoplight.”

kalbokalbs

Nice comeback.

Sadly, Bay Area is one big red stop light.

Happy go lucky

Lol that’s not even close to what I think in that situation, more like 🤬 learn to drive moron

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SteveInCO · Thermonuclear MAGA

I still remember the moron who stopped…and turned left into the circle.

pgroup2

Whoa!

Gail Combs

I hate the damn things. NC did not have them and then some ASS HOLE from up north started installing them — WRONG — all over the landscape. We already had one truck flip over and a couple days ago I watched another semi go up on 14 wheels (Instead of 18) as the trailer tittered on the brink of rolling over.

scott467

That’s what he gets for fixing things that ain’t broke.

pat frederick

pat frederick

para59r

Of course only 5 claims were fact checked. They all came up wrong so it would not be in Kamala’s and the democrats best interest to continue with the fact checking after number 5.

Not a problem, we did it for them (media) and Harris is freaking nuts.

kalbokalbs

So, is this how hussein is going to Install Kakala?

Hands down Trump will dominate the popular vote, of Americans.

  • Polls of actual American voters, are likely accurate enough.

What is NOT factored in. Illegals registered to vote, are Never polled.

Kakala.

  • Ignorant dumbass voters always vote D-Rat, cuz she is a women, Black…
  • Illegals. Flown into targeted States like Ohio, Texas, Florida…
  • Illegals bussed into Red states.
  • Given pre paid cell phones. Will be remind to vote AND given large cash cards after they vote.
  • IIRC, it will be harder for Congress to challenge the 2024 electoral votes.
  • Pravda News cheering along.

hussein has slow walked this over nearly four years. Fundamentally change America.

pat frederick

i read an opinion that they will get the maggot to resign now…elevating the cackler to President. that way she has an “in”…she’s already president, so what woman wouldn’t want to vote for her? (any woman with a brain?)

pgroup2

She’s liable to do something very bad if she’s ‘elevated’ so no, that ain’t happening. TPTB don’t trust her any more than we do.

rayzorback

She won’t do Shit…. unless TPTB tell her to.

pgroup2

Your opinion is noted. I maintain that she is such a narcissist that she is quite likely to do something noteworthy.

kalbokalbs

Albeit, doing nothing positive.

rayzorback

If it happens (happened)…
It was PLANNED.

Brave and Free

Sounds about right.
What these elites don’t realize is eventually the rats will come after them too.

kalbokalbs

Mickey Haley has terminal TDS AND remains despicable.

Haley: If I Thought Trump Was a Great Candidate ‘I Wouldn’t Have Run for President’
https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2024/09/08/haley-if-i-thought-trump-was-a-great-candidate-i-wouldnt-have-run-for-president/

pat frederick

if people thought SHE was a good candidate, she would have won the primary.

TradeBait2

Clown creation, just like the Cacklin’ Hoe.

Remember when Widdle Ms. Windsey high fived Hoe in the Senate chambers after the 2020 cheat? Clown created neocons are birds of a feather just like the Cheneys.

Nikki is one of that breed.

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pgroup2

Okay, clear this up for me.

I thought we opposed this transgender bullshit. So why are we calling Nikki … Mickey, when she isn’t one of those?

kalbokalbs

My bad. 🙃

But I am confused. Nikki isn’t one either. Your suggested name…

rayzorback

Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley

rayzorback

Nimrata Nikki Randhawa Haley, better known as Nikki Haley, was born on January 20, 1972, in Bamberg, South Carolina, to Sikh immigrants from Punjab, India.

para59r

Sikh’s like other peoples from the Punjab come in three flavors. Those that have converted to Islam from the sword.
Those that pay the Islamic Tax <–Nikki very tricky business folk.
Those that still fight.

Sikhs took on the bulk of fighting & massacres during the Islamic invasions until enough Kshatriya (Hindu warriors) showed up in sufficient number to push Islam back. The invasions and fighting came in waves centuries long.

kalbokalbs

Going with, Nimrod.

PAVACA

So what is Haley going to do, work “behind the scenes” with the DNC to help install “KamaCackle?”

rayzorback

Yep… Her, Liz and the DICK cheney among others