Dear KAG: 20220621 Open Thread

Cover image: don’t know the title of the piece, but the artist is a 27 year old Canadian by the name of Anna Weyant whose art is now selling at auction in places like Christie’s.

Much of what I saved up over the weekend to present today ended up in the comments of the dailies in the last three days, but I’m going to put it all in my usual fashion.

First, Archbishop Vigano did another interview:

Abp. Viganò: Freemasonry is using the WHO and the ‘Bergoglian church’ to advance its global coup

Archbishop Viganò: Bankruptcy is the inevitable result of multiple factors. The first is the transfer of the monetary sovereignty of individual nations to a supranational body such as the European Union. The European Central Bank is a private bank, lending money at interest rates to member states, forcing them into perpetual indebtedness. I recall, en passant, that the European Central Bank is officially owned by the Central Banks of the nations that are part of it; therefore, since the Central Banks are controlled by private companies, the ECB itself is essentially a private company, and acts as such.

The second factor is seigniorage, that is, the income that the Central Bank derives from the issuance of money on behalf of the state, which borrows with it not for the material cost of printing banknotes, but for their nominal value: a theft to the detriment of the community, because the money belongs to the citizens and not to a private subject composed of private banks.

The third factor lies in the economic and financial policy of the European Union, which imposes loans at interest by granting the funds that individual nations have previously paid. Italy, which is a net contributor, thus finds itself having to anticipate billions on which it not only does not receive interest, but which are returned to it for usury as if they were not its own.

More at the link.

From Praying Medic:

Praying Medic

It’s become apparent that America (and other nations) have quietly been infiltrated over the years by insurgents, whose goal has been to gain control over us. Big tech, politicians and the media have conspired to control us through what could be described as a campaign of narrative warfare.

The narrative of the media successfully fooled many of us. The purpose of the Great Awakening is to bring us out of our intellectual slumber, and open our eyes to the realities of institutional corruption.

As long as media outlets, institutions of higher learning, Silicon Valley companies, and other entities are allowed to continue spreading propaganda, the part of society that is under their influence will remain asleep.

It is my personal view that at some point, patriotic factions in the US military will bring a end to the Marxist propaganda campaign. If patriots intend to win the information war, they have no other choice.

Because we’re engaged in an information war, we must expect the military to deploy some type of information warfare campaign. I would argue that Q was the first stage of that campaign, but stage II has not yet been revealed.

My suspicion is that the military will, at the right time, assume complete control of all internet communications, domestically. This idea will come as a shock to freedom loving people. How do we justify the negation of free speech on the internet?

It comes down to the issue of doing what is necessary to save the republic. The constitution guarantees the right to a speedy trial by a jury of one’s peers, but when martial law is declared, the right of habeas corpus is suspended. During the Bush administration, the federal government instituted a formal policy that made provision for the federal government to seize control of the internet when it serves the interest of national security.

I don’t have a clear grasp of the details at this point, but God has been speaking to me for two years about a coming time when some of the means of communications that we now take for granted will not be available.

There is no reason for fear, but I think it’s wise to pray and ask God for whether you should make preparations for these changes.

t.me/praying_medic/9428

Dave Hayes isn’t the only one with that suspicion. Patel Patriot does as well and his interview with Gregg Phillips of 2000 Mules fame explains a lot of it. This is worth the watch/listen just for the analysis in the second video as brought to us by Gail.

The whole effort is all a part of exposure of the truth as described in the country club-ish American Thinker blog:

D’Souza’s Mules Left Tracks

From the moment counting was stopped in the dead of night in five Democrat-run swing states on election night, Democrats and the media have treated anyone who questioned election integrity in 2020 like a mob boss treats anyone who threatens to testify against him: shut up, or we will cancel you.

Democrats and the media routinely smear anyone who questions the election results as a conspiracy theorist.  They routinely pronounce any evidence that emerges as “debunked.”  For the record, “debunked” does not mean “inconvenient to the leftist narrative.”  It means “thoroughly investigated and proven to be false.”  Almost none of the evidence has been debunked; very little has been officially examined.  Leftists treat actual evidence like how a vampire treats a crucifix.  There is no reasoned discourse, just a lot of hissing and snarling….

D’Souza’s documentary examined only the slice of fraud that involved organized physical ballot-stuffing.  It did not touch on compromised voting machines and systems or unconstitutional, administrative election law changes.  If the single slice that 2000 Mules so effectively biopsied is filled with the cancer of fraud, it is willful ignorance to believe that everything else was clean.

If the election of 2020 had been fundamentally clean, Democrats and the media should have been the loudest advocates for a thorough and bipartisan investigation of the election to put widespread doubts to rest and own the conservatives.  (By bipartisan, I do not mean like the J6 committee, where the Democrats unilaterally appointed all members, including a couple of Republican chumps for show.)  Instead, the left hisses and snarls at every piece of evidence brought forth, no matter how compelling.  A guilty man tries to suppress every bit of evidence at his trial, never knowing which piece will seal his conviction, while an innocent man tries to get every piece into evidence he can, never knowing which piece will exonerate him.  To assess credibility on this, look who is trying to suppress evidence and who is trying to get evidence into the public record.

Not only that, it looks very much like the white hats may well be far more in control than not.

From Anonymous Conservative on June 20:

From here, on a new interview of Gregg Phillips where he will not reveal more but reiterates this:

Mary Grace:

”We are talking about a vast Criminal Conspiracy, spanning the entire Nation. Gregg Phillips and Catherine Engelbrecht have uncovered something on an international scale.
It will be so explosive… 10 times what we have found with 2000 Mules.
I want to ask you about this bombshell revelation you have hinted at.”

Gregg Phillips:

“We are involved in a fairly mature Counter-Intelligence Operation with some Agencies of the US Government on this topic.”
”We have been involved with them for 15 months.
And it’s coming to a head.
it’s actually going to break.”

“We have been able to work very closely with some of the most important law enforcement agencies in the world, and it’s mind blowing.”

Maybe. I am ready for a letdown for a couple of reasons. One he says he has worked with US Law Enforcement. Cabal would have seen that coming. Cabal’s hijacking of the nation is not a last minute scheme by a couple of high school dropouts in the mob. It is an intelligence operation probably more sophisticated than the CIA, given it basically turned the CIA into its own personal hand-puppet. And it has been doing this at least decades, if not centuries, and maybe longer. They would have not only infiltrated the relevant agencies at the leadership level, but all throughout them, down to the agents in the relevant units which could pose a threat. Fuck, they may have even made the agencies in the first place, and been there from the very start. Not to mention the legal system and the judicial system as well. And the domestic intel side would have seen whatever they were planning a mile away. And then there is Phillips. It sounds stupid, but whenever I have seen him lately, I keep asking, what is up with him and that beard? If he were taking on Cabal, which runs the gangstalking/domestic-surveillance machine, and will have threatened him in his real life, he could literally be in a fight for his life at any moment. They killed Epstein in a matter of weeks in the most secure environment in the country. They could have done it twice if the idiot cellmate had even a single ten minute lesson on chokes at the local BJJ or Judo dojo on his resume. I don’t know Gregg’s background, but he has the air of a guy who knows how things work, so if he really was doing this, somewhere down in his threat planning, after being armed at all times, he should be figuring he might have to do something unarmed at some point like go to a courthouse or federal building, and Cabal could send a few people to attack him while he is unarmed, and he might have to fend them off. Getting shivved is hard to avoid, but step one is not giving the shivver anything to hold onto with his off hand, be it a shirt, or a beard. Get your shirt off and do not have a beard they can grab. Or just grappling, you do not want long hair and a beard. If I was him I would at least keep that thing trimmed down to ungrabbable length and buzz my hair. Maybe it wouldn’t make a difference and they would get you anyway, but why give up the advantage. And he strikes me as a guy who has been around long enough he should know that. It is just one of those things, that he isn’t going the 100% you would be driven to, if you were facing a criminal conspiracy of this size, which killed Epstein dead. And it just doesn’t fit. And then I wonder why he hasn’t just been zapped to death in his bed, since they apparently have that in their arsenal, and he probably would have the next-door neighbor observation post, which is just SOP for this thing. So color me skeptical, even after all the other similar promises which have led to nothing.

If such a connected man is actually walking around without tons of private security, he is in no danger, and he knows it. Somehow, Gregg Phillips knows he’s being protected.

That story will gain flesh at a later date, I am quite sure.

Travel stuff:

On Saturday, this was brought to my attention:

More Vaccine-Injured Pilots Speak Out As Groups Pressure Airlines, Regulators To End Mandates

The story is gaining traction, but needs some help to be spread farther.

And then this came up:

Buttigieg says feds have power to force airlines to hire more workers amid travel delays

The federal government could take action against U.S. airlines on behalf of customers, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said Saturday.

Many Americans have endured delays, cancelations, and other travel complications during the coronavirus pandemic, and in recent months, after many pandemic-related travel restrictions were lifted.

Following Buttigieg’s own flight being canceled, forcing him to drive from Washington to New York, he said his department has authority to enforce action against airlines that do not sufficiently maintain consumer-protection standards, potentially requiring them to hire more staff.

“That is happening to a lot of people, and that is exactly why we are paying close attention here to what can be done and how to make sure that the airlines are delivering,” Buttigieg said during an interview with The Associated Press Saturday.

Uh-huh. Since the worker shortage in that industry is strictly due to the clot shots – and workers either being sidelined due to them or retiring/quitting because of the requirement – something is going to have to give on that front.

Oh, and by the way:

HUGE: Court Rules for the First Time That an Insured Business Can Seek Damages Over COVID-19 Shutdown Losses

Food stuff:

The Mysterious Food Processing Plant Fires & Livestock Deaths Conspiracy

What did you say? The Deep State is intentionally destroying food processing facilities around the country to engineer a food shortage? Get your head out of the conspiracy theory hole, you crazy person. They wouldn’t dare create supply chain disruptions in order to destroy small farms so China, Bill Gates, and BlackRock can come in, buy them all, and centralize power and control…

W… w… would they?

You bet your ass they would, Normie John! I mean, if this cult Cabal would engineer world wars, planet wide scamdemics, economic disasters and whatever the heck else their psychopathic brains find fun – why wouldn’t they burn down a few food plants?!

My neocon acquaintances are ridiculing this as a possibility, but….

The Lords of Scarcity

One of the farmers who supported our attempt to qualify the Water Infrastructure Funding Act for the November 2022 ballot was John Duarte. It was a privilege to speak with Duarte, because his reputation had preceded him. Duarte is the man who had the temerity—and uncommon courage—to sue the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers when they ordered him to stop farming one of his properties. The Corps argued that the rain puddles that formed on Duarte’s 450 acres in Tehama County were vernal pools.

The case was eventually settled in 2017, but only after the government countersued and a federal district court rejected Duarte’s claims. Facing the infinite resources of the federal bureaucracy, Duarte decided against filing an appeal and paid the fines. During our first conversation, and subsequently, it was Duarte who coined the phrase “Lords of Scarcity.” It is a vividly accurate way to describe the many special interests, public and private, that benefit from regulations and rationing.

This economic fact remains underappreciated: When regulations are imposed on businesses and public agencies that make it almost impossible for them to build something, whatever that something produces becomes more expensive. This fact rests on the law of supply and demand, and only requires a minor intuitive leap from that foundation: When demand exceeds supply, because supplies have been restricted, whoever owns existing supplies makes more profit. 

This is nothing new.

The Democrats…yeah….

The Billionaire Family Pushing Synthetic Sex Identities (SSI)

One of the most powerful yet unremarked-upon drivers of our current wars over definitions of gender is a concerted push by members of one of the richest families in the United States to transition Americans from a dimorphic definition of sex to the broad acceptance and propagation of synthetic sex identities (SSI). Over the past decade, the Pritzkers of Illinois, who helped put Barack Obama in the White House and include among their number former U.S. Secretary of Commerce Penny Pritzker, current Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker, and philanthropist Jennifer Pritzker, appear to have used a family philanthropic apparatus to drive an ideology and practice of disembodiment into our medical, legal, cultural, and educational institutions.

I first wrote about the Pritzkers, whose fortune originated in the Hyatt hotel chain, and their philanthropy directed toward normalizing what people call “transgenderism” in 2018. I have since stopped using the word “transgenderism” as it has no clear boundaries, which makes it useless for communication, and have instead opted for the term SSI, which more clearly defines what some of the Pritzkers and their allies are funding—even as it ignores the biological reality of “male” and “female” and “gay” and “straight.”

Barf bag anyone?

Democrat Hatchet Man Norm Eisen’s Fingerprints Are All Over a Dark New Element of the Jan 6 Witch Hunt

If the Regime’s broader purpose in hyping the so-called January 6 “insurrection” is to cast all Trump supporters as de facto domestic terrorists, its more urgent and immediate purpose is to kneecap the political prospects of Trump and his allies as the 2024 elections approach.

That the overhyped January 6 Committee hearings turned out to be a major ratings flop may not therefore ultimately matter, depending on the Committee’s success in pressuring its audience of one, Attorney General Merrick Garland, to pursue criminal charges against the former President. Garland himself took the ominous step of noting that he is watching the hearings and he can “assure us that all of the January 6 prosecutors are watching all the hearings as well.”

Really?

House January 6 Committee Is Failing but Doesn’t Know Why

It is widely seen that the U.S. House Select Committee about January 6 is falling flat.  See, e.g., Breitbart’s article, “January 6 Committee’s Third Hearing So Boring NBC Cut to Golf Instead.”  (For golf to be more interesting, it’s bad.)

What’s more amazing is that no clue has penetrated the fog of Democrats, establishment Republicans, the news media, or far-left activists about why. Our political class is so out of touch that it could not see this collective yawn coming.

And no, this is not about interviewing that one magic witness. It is the fundamental concept of their entire effort that the American people see through like a windowpane.

Golf is only more interesting than test patterns for those who do not play the game.

Ukraine:

Ukraine is the Keystone

Back in November 2019, Trump was speaking in an hour long interview on Fox and Friends. He claimed the DNC hid the server with a company in UKRAINE. See quote below:

“A lot of it had to do, they say, with Ukraine. They have the server, right? From the DNC … they gave the server to CrowdStrike — or whatever it’s called — which is a company owned by a very wealthy Ukrainian, and I still want to see that server. You know, the FBI has never gotten that server. That’s a big part of this whole thing. Why did they give it to a Ukrainian company?”

This is a rhetorical question from Trump. Of course he and Military Intelligence knew everything behind closed doors, but as soon as he publicly started talking about Ukraine, the Dems launched their impeachment scam, shortly followed by releasing C19 on the world just a month later, and thus they were able to hijack the narrative, and everyone forgot about the Dems’ dirty dealings in Ukraine.

2.5 years later, with more pieces to the puzzle, we can see the DNC set up an entire puppet government in Ukraine and have been using the nation as a proxy to carry out acts of global bioterrorism. Now it makes more sense as to why they sent the crowdstrike server to Ukraine, because Ukraine was a proxy government fully subservient to the Deep State. Fully outside the scope of US government oversight and jurisdiction, yet still in control of the Deep State players.

Ukraine was clearly the Deep State stronghold for the DNC. All the dirty shit they couldn’t get away with here in America, they just sent it to Ukraine. Just like they did with the Crowdstrike server, human trafficking, drug trafficking, money laundering, unethical medical experimentation, biological weapons production. Just send it over to Ukraine, and the US government can’t do anything about it without using military force.

Now it’s starting to make more sense as to why specifically the Democratic politicians in the US were the ones most concerned that Russia might move into Ukraine. As well as to why, out of nowhere, the left-wing and globalist politicians worldwide began publicly worshipping Ukraine. Why Joe Biden and the US establishment are sending tens of billions of our tax dollars to Ukraine. Why the western media complex wants you to believe Putin is literally Hitler.

Ukraine Caught Staging False Flag

Just read the piece.

Americana stuff:

Why Democrats Want to Get Rid of the Suburbs

This is no benign endeavor to provide more housing.  It is a strong signal to Democrat-controlled states to gear up the decades-long efforts to bludgeon affluent communities into submitting to “housing justice” and providing their “fair share.”

The New York metro area has been ground zero for efforts to erode local zoning, and if Democrats retain the governorship and supermajorities in both houses of the Legislature, the pressure will be on New York’s officials to enact legislation — first to weaken local zoning and then to destroy it.  Their new tools are accessory dwelling units (ADUs), which can be apartments over garages and standalone dwellings, and large multi-family transit-oriented developments (TODs), surrounding train stations and bus depots.

These efforts are being fueled by housing activists and progressive think-tanks like the Brookings Institution, which declared in a January 2022 article: “By some measures, the suburban counties around New York City have some of the worst exclusionary zoning in the nation.”

TBH, this was tried decades ago in the cities by splitting up housing with generous square footage into multiple housing units. I know many people who restored houses after this abomination to classic buildings. Really, the idea is homogenizing the population. God made us all different for a reason.

Worth a read section:

To Fight Marxist Education, We Need a New Kind of School

Foreign Funding Of Nonprofits Goes Unchecked

Is that it? Really? Oh, wait…tweets:

Ben Stiller? Seriously?

Whipped cream? Yeah, good Catholic girl not going there.

Should save this for tomorrow, but….

LOOKING GOOD TERRANCE!

is that a reference to the swamp?

I missed this man while he was away.

This is actually nice. This I didn’t know about the senior justice, but I have known men like him who know everyone and are interested in their families:

Response:

I’m, like, drowning in memes. Here’s a few:

My brothers’ truck like this is on the third generation.

Something to remember, always.

Per the boss’s instruction:

I’d throw in a few Rockefellers and Rothschilds also.

Of course, this does not mean committing felonies, but standing up to the forces that want to tear this nation – and humanity apart. The very people XVII told us will be destroyed by the time this movie comes to an end are currently roaming the halls of power…supposedly. It’s a sickening sight.

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Anonymous ID: hHkrVD7x No.148156632 
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Anonymous ID: pqW40Wgk No.148156518 
Nov 5 2017 20:05:48 (EST)

>>148154137

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do thou, Prince of the Heavenly Hosts, by the power of God, cast down to Hell Satan and all his evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

>>148156518
Amen brother.
Q

As always, prayers for the fight against that which seeks to enslave us are welcome. Via con Dios.

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para59r

🙄😏🤗

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Speaking of My Pillow, there’s a YUGE sale going on. The slippers which were previously $70 are now $50. Don’t forget a promo code. POSO or WARROOM or…..

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Here we go….🤬🤬🤬

DEVELOPING: Senators Come to Final Agreement on Gun Control – May Hold Vote This Week (thegatewaypundit.com)

Too damned late, we have him for another 4 years. Probably why he led committee. Cruz is up next in a couple years.

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Trump endorsed Katie Britt beating the snot out of Mo Brooks.

Primaries tonight in AL, GA, and VA.

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Happened here, tragic. (How the heck can you forget your 5yr old???) My car read 108 yesterday.

Boy, 5, dies in hot car after his mother rushed home to prepare for daughter’s birthday party | Daily Mail Online

Gail Combs

….’She began calling for him, but no answer. She frantically ran outside and discovered the 5-year-old still buckled in his car seat.’   

The sheriff went on to reveal that the mom told investigators that boy knew how to unbuckle himself and get out of a car, and likely assumed that the child did exactly that…..

It is quite possible the kid fell asleep because of the heat and never woke up.

wowohwow1528

💔 😖 😔 🥺 😢

Gail Combs

En-volve
Bombshell: Uvalde Police Chief Who prevented police from entering school Gave money to Beto O’rourke’s effort to Repeal 2nd Amendment Before Shooting

So that puts an end to speculation. IT WAS DELIBERATE just as we thought!

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Then Robert Francis conveniently shows up at Abbott’s press conference.🙄🤬🤬🤬

TheseTruths

So Arredondo wanted things to be as bad as possible? Maybe he was paid by Beto-bot to ensure that. It’s hard for me to fathom that level of evil.

Wolf Moon

I don’t think it was conscious. I think it was programmed.

Arredondo would have been the perfect candidate for MK – identified by his Beto donation. The “paralysis of decision” is a very usable and predictable outcome of MK programming. I think he was programmed to WAIT, WAIT, WAIT for a command decision. On the other hand, the kid was programmed to kill.

Two people programmed – all it takes to create the incident.

TheseTruths

A very telling description. But “being programmed” is not an excuse for the killing or the hesitation which allowed more killing, in the eyes of the public. It does explain Arredondo’s actions, though.

Being associated with certain people on thre Left can be very dangerous.

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para59r

Being a willing participant does. No MK Ultra needed. Just a stone cold lump of evil where the heart is supposed to be.

Wolf Moon

The advantage of MK is that Arredondo can’t “break” or confess. If that’s the game, then he stalls – he hesitates – and he has no idea why.

I mean, he COULD be a ruthless cartel hitman type, consciously assigned to let those kids be killed, but such people can’t be counted on to keep their mouths shut – not as well as somebody who literally can’t remember why they did or didn’t do something.

The whole thing does seem arranged, but IMO the key pieces were played DENIABLY.

para59r

Okay, but sneak move into the city council and them refusing to fire him leads one to believe he’s not the only one in on this. As does the recourse officer being out on a joy ride, as does the one cop who had a family member being killed in the school being scheduled off that day. As does not a word about the where abouts of the schools Principle and Vice Principle. This seems more like a conscious decision on more than one persons part to kill those kids. This was Dirty Dem Tricks. Even the parents of the shooter seem off when the say “don’t judge my kid”, like he was doing the world a favor?

Wolf Moon

I do agree that it’s very much like Parkland, where all sorts of things were done intentionally to drive it toward a critical situation.

wowohwow1528

Maybe burn 🔥 in hell

wowohwow1528

May he ..

TheseTruths

From qagg.news: TO16957.
Someone asks:

Are there any trust worthy federal agents or sheriffs around? Is the entire batch of law enforcement told to stand down?

Gregg Phillips:

Sheriffs yes. Many. Lots of good federal agents, too.

Problem comes when they cross that blue line and into the grey world of political law enforcement.

Announcement video rocks…out tomorrow.

ALSO:

The @truethevote @americansheriff video launches tomorrow.

Huge next step into a brave new world.

#protectamerica #patriotgames #OPSEC

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cthulhu

I have to say, “eldritch studmuffin” sounds just about right —

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