Dear KAG: 20220302 Open Thread

Did anyone bother to watch Creepy Uncle Joe last night?

Yeah, me neither.

Found on GAB:

Relentless Truth@Lebronsonroids17h·Dear Normies…

PLEASE hear me out.

“Conspiracy Theorists” told you Russiagate was bullshit.

We were right.

“Conspiracy Theorists” told you Spygate was real.

We were right.

“Conspiracy Theorists” told you Covid was a hoax.

We were right.

“Conspiracy Theorists” told you that the ultimate goal was endless vaccines and a digital tracking system.

We were right.

“Conspiracy Theorists” told you that there were safe, cheap and effective therapeutics that could have saved countless lives.

We were right.

“Conspiracy Theorists” told you that the vaccines would be ineffective and harmful. That they would cover up the data to protect the narrative.

We were right.

“Conspiracy Theorists” told you Biden and the Democrats stole the election. That his administration would be an epic disaster.

WE. WERE. RIGHT.

But here’s the thing…

Our mission isn’t to gloat.

Our mission isn’t validation or vindication.

Our mission is to help you SEE. For the very first time.

The MSM has KNOWINGLY lied to your face 24/7/365 for decades. They’ve laughed at you behind closed doors as you’ve swallowed their false narratives hook, line and sinker. They spend hours every evening telling you how terrible the world is…filling your mind with negativity and FEAR.

They labeled those of us trying to help you understand as bigots, racists and terrorists.

You know that simply isn’t true.

They’ve silenced any and all dissenting opinion and labeled those thoughts as a threat to democracy.

You know that isn’t right.

Aren’t you tired of being gaslighted and straight up lied to?

Who has more to gain from lying to you?

Your family and friends or the people who enrich themselves through a corrupt, rigged and immoral system that only benefits the 1%?

That same corrupt and disingenuous collection of talking heads is now telling you that we are on the brink of nuclear war with Russia.

“Conspiracy Theorists” are telling you that isn’t true and that massive corruption will be exposed as a result of Putin’s “special military operation” in Ukraine.

We will be right again.

Please let this be the last time you allow yourself to be duped by people who don’t care about you and are paid to lie to your face.

Let this be the moment when you finally realize that it’s US (WE THE PEOPLE) VERSUS THEM (THE POWER HUNGRY DECEIVERS).

We are not defined by our political affiliation.

The two party system is an illusion of choice.

A brilliant yet maniacal division tactic.

We are not defined by the color of our skin or which God we choose to believe in.

WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS. WE ARE ONE.

Divide and conquer has been the method to their madness for centuries.

Let this be the moment when you finally realize that humanity deserves better.

That humanity deserves TRUTH.

That humanity thrives when we are UNITED.

That we’ve been deprived of that feeling for many generations.

Let this be the moment when you realize why the term “Conspiracy Theorist” was invented in the first place.

Anyone care to add on to that?

https://twitter.com/backtolife_2022/status/1498670501241278464
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1498728231968690181
https://twitter.com/JohnMcC32142386/status/1498386929116667906

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1498450865975447561
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1498710149141254147

Have a good day y’all.

(I don’t remember who brought this to a daily in the comments, but thanks.)

And, of course, the obligatory George Carlin:

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JOEL 2:12-18

12“Yet even now,” says the LORD, “return to me with all your heart, with fasting, with weeping, and with mourning; 13and rend your hearts and not your garments.” Return to the LORD, your God, for he is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and abounding in steadfast love, and repents of evil. 14Who knows whether he will not turn and repent, and leave a blessing behind him, a cereal offering and a drink offering for the LORD, your God? 15Blow the trumpet in Zion; sanctify a fast; call a solemn assembly; 16gather the people. Sanctify the congregation; assemble the elders; gather the children, even nursing infants. Let the bridegroom leave his room, and the bride her chamber. 17Between the vestibule and the altar let the priests, the ministers of the LORD, weep and say, “Spare thy people, O LORD, and make not thy heritage a reproach, a byword among the nations. Why should they say among the peoples, `Where is their God?'” 18Then the LORD became jealous for his land, and had pity on his people.

MATTHEW 6:1-6, 16-18

1“Beware of practicing your piety before men in order to be seen by them; for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. 2“Thus, when you give alms, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by men. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 3But when you give alms, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4so that your alms may be in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you. 5“And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by men. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you. 16“And when you fast, do not look dismal, like the hypocrites, for they disfigure their faces that their fasting may be seen by men. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. 17But when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face, 18that your fasting may not be seen by men but by your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you.

Do not be afraid to take a chance on peace, to teach peace, to live peace. Peace will be the last word of history” – St. Pope John Paul II

Holiness is this profound contact with God, becoming a friend of God: it is letting the Other work, the Only One who can really make the world both good and happy. — Benedict XVI

As always, prayers for the fight against that which seeks to enslave us are welcome.

Please include: President Donald Trump, the Q team, our soldiers in the field, special forces, tactical units, first responders and those working behind the scenes…and any and all people with family members in the hospital, COVID or not.

And…members of the QTree who no longer participate for one reason or another.

It is quite clear, as per Wolf’s message from July, that we are under spiritual attack. Building up a robust arsenal of prayer and discipline is a must in fighting the enemy and his minions.

In that spirit, the Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel from Tuesday’s threads, and the Breastplate of St. Patrick, not to mention the Litany of Humility are favorites recommended by exorcists in spiritual warfare.

Will find something for this space [satire] next week.