Dear KMAG: 20220627 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic / In Memory of Wheatietoo

Joe Biden didn’t win. This is our Real President:

AND our beautiful REALFLOTUS.

This Stormwatch Monday Open Thread remains open – VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA/KAG/KMAG world (with KMAG being a bit of both).

And while this is another Monday……

…..and while we WILL get through it……

….. we have some very sad news about our Wheatie Warrior.

…..and thus this will be a very special Monday Open Thread, honoring our friend, fellow Ultra-MAGA Deplorable, and loyal Q Treeper, Miss Wheatie.

We will dispense with the boilerplate, so that we may all remember and honor our fallen sister in arms, Wheatietoo.

OK – maybe just her three rules, from her very first open thread.

Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

Mood Music

The Sad News

It is my sad duty to inform my fellow patriots that it is fairly certain Miss Wheatie left us earlier this spring. In respect of Wheatie’s deep love of privacy, I will not give all the details of my investigation, but I will try to give you enough information that you can be certain she is in a better place now.

What Happened

Wheatie’s last comments here were on Christmas Eve of 2021. You may recall that we were temporarily locked out of the site, but got back in soon, after regrouping on the backup sites, and thanks to some help from our hosting company.

Wheatie “liked” a few posts during the next few days after Christmas, but did not comment. Her last “like” was on the December 29 open thread, just 4 days after Christmas.

Wheatie’s last comment on Gab was on 12/20, re-posting this meme:

Wheatie had been having difficulty posting during the fall, due to health reasons, and was having to limit computer screen time for the sake of her eyes. When I gave her the option to be relieved of the Monday thread, she took it without hesitation. Unfortunately, things did not improve.

In early December, after my wife and I recovered from Delta, which we caught around Thanksgiving, I reached out to Wheatie on Gab, because I hadn’t seen her comment in a while. She responded, telling me that she had spent a week in what seemed like a long asthma attack, and which she thought might be some kind of bad bout of allergies.

The next time I reached out to her, in early spring – nothing.

Since then, I have tried many methods of contacting her, with absolutely no luck.

Finally, I decided to look for evidence that Wheatie might have passed away. Unfortunately, that led almost immediately to an obituary notice which matched absolutely everything I knew about Wheatie. And I mean everything. Things that nobody else here knows.

At that point, I decided to enlist the aid of Aubergine, who has done professional genealogy work. Her investigation made it even more clear that we had found our Wheatie. We both agreed that it was time to tell everybody, so that people could offer prayers and honor our fellow Q Treeper. But at the same time, we felt it necessary to maintain the secrecy of Wheatie’s identity, which she had worked very, very hard to maintain.

The Real Wheatie

Wheatie lived a long, blessed, and wonderful life. Be assured of that. She did fascinating things, enjoyed the love of family, and stood up for principles in a way which profoundly influenced many lives, including my own. She made a difference.

Wheatietoo was one of the first people to join this site, and helped to turn it from a mere blog, into a true meeting-place for patriots and lovers of freedom. Many of us knew her from long before, however, on Sundance’s site, or in some cases, on Ace of Spades HQ, where she had been a regular.

Among many other things, Wheatie was responsible for this site’s long-running James Coburn meme, in which I, too, took great pleasure.

She was also responsible for the “tree and treehouse” memes, which were a comfort for all of us in the rough early days of this site.

Perhaps the most significant thing that Wheatie did, was to refuse to accept the stolen election, or the illegitimate Biden presidency. You can even see it in the title of this thread – “Joe Biden didn’t win.”

Wheatietoo’s adamant refusal to accept the lie, echoed and cascaded through this site, and far beyond. I still remember that point, when I told myself that I would become her “first follower” as far as refusing to accept EVEN THE IDEA that Joe Biden had won the election. I told her – don’t stop saying this, because if she didn’t stop – I wouldn’t stop, either.

I truly believe that Miss Wheatie now rests in peace, knowing that we will carry on the fight.


Likewise, Wheatie always felt that Vladimir Putin was a patriotic nationalist, much like American patriots, and that conflict with Russia is neither inevitable nor necessary. Thus, in lieu of flowers, may I suggest remembering “what would Wheatie say?”, the next time some neocon tries to whip up war hysteria, especially with Russia.

There is a Baha’i saying that I like, to the effect that “when a thought of war comes, oppose it with a stronger thought of peace.” I find this idea useful – so try thinking of Wheatie when the next warmonger starts rattling the saber within earshot. Wheatie will set them straight!

Thoughts and Prayers

Please feel free to share your reminiscences about Wheatietoo in the comments. Your prayers are most welcome, too!

Thank you all for your good thoughts and kindnesses toward Miss Wheatie while she was here with us. Your prayers and well-wishes at this time and in the future will be just as effective, I am certain.


Wheatie’s First Open Thread, Featuring Her 3 Rules!

Some of Wheatie Warrior’s favorite modern “epic movie music”!

Johannes Bornlöf, ‘Army of Angels’:

From Wheatie’s classic Monday post here:
“The wind blows where it wishes. You hear its sound, but you do not know where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit.”

“Those who choose to humble themselves before Truth, no matter how astonishing, beautiful, or painful, are forever united by it.”


PS – If I may ask a favor, please keep any potentially doxxing information or discussion about Miss Wheatie (meaning things she did not tell us publicly, that could identify her) in private channels, preferably DMs and PMs, such as Gab’s end-to-end encrypted chat service. Thank you!

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Way to go Joe! 😠

Biden Border Crisis Update: AT LEAST 40 Illegals Found DEAD in San Antonio Inside 18-Wheeler Looking at the tweet below see’s this is now 42.

Hey, Abbott? You getting tired, or what?

Now this might just be the Travel Advisory, Look Squirrel event we were talking about…

bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎NUCLEAR MAGA😎



46! 😮

bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎NUCLEAR MAGA😎

For the life of me, why doesn’t he increase inspection times at the port of entry bridges again??!?? Miles of backed up cargo got their attention last time. Mexico is handing out thousands of passes for them to travel to border unencumbered. 🤬

bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎NUCLEAR MAGA😎


This is one of the videos Wheatie shared with us that I particularly like listening to over and over.

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Her Gab profile. 😍

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Follows you


Just a wheat head in flyover country.
President Trump is our 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽.
We were robbed!
𝐉𝐨𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐧!


Adding this here. duchess’s poem posted to the poem place Wheatie built for us.


I don’t think she expected a poem about her to be posted there when she built that page. As I remember people asked for the page and she made it for us.


Update on the Catturd puppies. I saw something yesterday about the mom dog, Sweetie, feeling sick and then getting better. Here is what Catturd says today:

1) Thread – FYI

Missed my podcast today, had to rush Sweetie to the vet. She’s getting an infection in her boobs, she’s anemic, and she’s basically just plain exhausted. Bottom line, she did great nursing for 18 days but she’s done. I’m going to have to feed the pups from here.

2) Unfortunately, I have to keep them separated for now and let her heal. I had to move the puppy bed to my bedroom and will have to feed them every 3-4 hours around the clock. To be honest, some are already licking formula from a bowl.

3) Thanks for everyone who has reached out, offered donations or help. I’ve talked to numerous @catturd2 follower vets and had some great advice. Sweetie is on antibiotics, etc, and I believe she’ll be just fine. I have a vet who will come here anytime and I’m watching closely.

4) All 9 puppies are doing great right now – They’re eyes are fully open, they’re walking, yapping. I haven’t slept in two weeks but the joy of those little turds is worth it times a million. I have someone helping me, so we can alternate shifts and maybe get some rest soon.

5) I’m signing off for tonight – already feeding time again lol. I should be back on the podcast talking shit with Jewels tomorrow. Hope to see you there.


Nobody said it was going to be easy….


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600, for Wheatie…

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😊 👍🏼

bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎NUCLEAR MAGA😎

HUBBA HUBBA🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️


At one point some time ago, T3 had put together a “poster” of Wheatietoo’s Trees. I d/l’d the file to local storage, then turned it into a jigsaw puzzle, and use it regularly when I need to refigure a day’s tasks.

I think it may be in the blog’s bric-a-brac pictures area.

Been worried about T3 too. He hasn’t checked in in a long while. His last Gab post was Jan 29. 😢

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Very sad to hear of Wheatie’s passing. She was a stalwart Patriot. Nothing stood in her way, and you’re right, she KNEW Joe Biden didn’t win.

My favorite meme of hers was the dancing raccoon. Seeing Mr. Raccoon helped keep things in perspective – no matter how worrisome events were.

I strongly believe that our Dear Wheatie is with Patrick, Weeper, and other sweet Patriots who have passed – looking down and seeing all the good things happen that they worked and prayed for.

God Bless Wheatie, and Keep her in His loving Arms.

bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎NUCLEAR MAGA😎

So good to see you LP, you’re greatly missed!! 😍 🤗 😘 💞 💞


Miss you all too. Been working fulltime this summer, and it’s long days.

Very sorry to hear about Wheatie. Had been missing her awhile back when she stopped doing the Monday postings.

I loved her Mr. Raccoon. Always made me smile, and keep on Trucking!


I miss you all too. Haven’t had a chance to catch my breath this summer – working fulltime at one of those bucket list jobs.  😃 

Was very fortunate to be off this past Friday – when the SC decision on Roe v Wade was announced. Spent the day celebrating with fellow prayer warriors and activists friends. We laughed and cried, and laughed some more.

It took 50 years.

Satan has been cast out – at least for a little while. The war continues, even with a great battle won.

I also believe that the decision is a “Marker” – events heating up. DJT activated.

Believe puzzle pieces getting put in place.

I still believe DJT has a PLAN, and will be able to expose/reveal the criminality of what they’ve done.


Heavy heart… no words… Rest easy now, sister…

“Saw” a lot of “old faces”, all familiar faces too, in this post, many of whom expressed some of what I think and feel…

RIP ((( Wheatie )))… Thank you for everything… See you on the other side…

Thank you Wolf and Aubergine for digging and putting this together.


@Wolf Moon


I was honored to help.






aw crap! something made me go to the QTree just now to find this…SMDH. I vividly remember her posts from the Treehouse as we spurred our VSG to victory in 2016 and beyond. So many memories from those days…we all seemed immortal online, but we’ve lost so many since then

So, RIP Wheatietoo

Gail Combs

Been very busy with a tone of little kids all week. I am so sad 💔  to start catching up and find this.

May Miss Wheatirtoo  🙏  rest in the loving arms of the Lord 🙏  and enjoy reuniting with all her friends and family that have already pasted.