DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220520

Did someone say weekend? Tequila Sunrise Ingredients 1 1/2 ounces tequila 3/4 cup orange juice  3/4 ounce grenadine syrup  Orange slice, for garnish  High-quality maraschino cherry, such as Luxardo, for garnish  Directions In a highball glass filled with ice, pour in the tequila and orange juice. Slowly pour the grenadine into the glass over the … Continue reading DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220520

Dear KMAG: 20220516 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

Joe Biden didn’t win. This is our Real President: AND our beautiful REALFLOTUS. This Stormwatch Monday Open Thread remains open - VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA/KAG/KMAG world (with KMAG being a bit of both). … Continue reading Dear KMAG: 20220516 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220513

Time to put the feet up. Yes, folks, it's martini time. DePat's preferred method: Load a cocktail shaker with ice.Pour in just enough dry vermouth to coat the ice. Drain...maybe.Fill the shaker with Gin. Tanqueray is preferred, but any gin will work. Vodka is acceptable if no gin is available.Close the shaker.Shake. Do not stir.Pour … Continue reading DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220513

Dear KMAG: 20220509 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

Joe Biden didn’t win. This is our Real President: AND our beautiful REALFLOTUS. This Stormwatch Monday Open Thread remains open - VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA/KAG/KMAG world (with KMAG being a bit of both). … Continue reading Dear KMAG: 20220509 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

2022·05·07 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread

SPECIAL SECTION: Message For Our "Friends" In The Middle Kingdom I normally save this for near the end, but...basically...up your shit-kicking barbarian asses. Yes, barbarian! It took a bunch of sailors in Western Asia to invent a real alphabet instead of badly drawn cartoons to write with. So much for your "civilization." Yeah, the WORLD … Continue reading 2022·05·07 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220506

Are you ready kids? https://twitter.com/TheFigen/status/1521885855979290628 In honor of the weekend and tomorrow's annual sign of spring, we bring you: A FURLONG TOO LATE: INGREDIENTS 2 oz Light rum4 oz Ginger beer1 twist of Lemon peel PREPARATION Fill a highball glass almost full with ice cubes.Pour the rum and ginger beer.Stir well.Garnish with the lemon twist. … Continue reading DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220506

Dear KMAG: 20220502 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

Joe Biden didn’t win. This is our Real President: AND our beautiful REALFLOTUS. This Stormwatch Monday Open Thread remains open - VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA/KAG/KMAG world (with KMAG being a bit of both). … Continue reading Dear KMAG: 20220502 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220429

Now that the little garden gnome has declared the pandemic phase of COVID over, we can all dip from a community punch bowl. Today's cocktail: Texas Bar Punch INGREDIENTS 1.5 liters(2 bottles) ruby port1 liter ginger ale1 liter lemon-lime soda1 sliced lemon1 sliced orange INSTRUCTIONS 1 Pour the port ginger ale and soda into a … Continue reading DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220429

Dear KMAG: 20220425 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

Joe Biden didn’t win. This is our Real President: AND our beautiful REALFLOTUS. This Stormwatch Monday Open Thread remains open - VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA/KAG/KMAG world (with KMAG being a bit of both). … Continue reading Dear KMAG: 20220425 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220422

Time for a cocktail. This my friends is a "Flying Dutchman." Ingredients 1 cup ice2 fluid ounces gin 1 tablespoon triple sec1 cup ice Directions Step 1Place 1 cup ice in an old-fashioned glass. Set aside. Combine gin, triple sec, and 1 cup ice in a cocktail shaker. Cover and shake until chilled. Strain into the … Continue reading DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220422