DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20240712

Reggae Rum Punch

Ingredients

  • 2 ounces Jamaican overproof white rum
  • 2 ounces orange juice, freshly squeezed
  • 2 ounces pineapple juice
  • 1/2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
  • 1/2 ounce strawberry syrup*
  • Garnish: mint sprig
  • Garnish: pineapple slice

Steps

  1. Add the rum, orange juice, pineapple juice, lime juice and strawberry syrup into a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled.
  2. Strain into a highball glass over fresh ice.
  3. Garnish with a mint sprig and pineapple slice.

*Strawberry syrup: Add 1/2 cup granulated sugar and 1/2 cup water into a small saucepan over medium heat. Stir until the sugar is dissolved. Add 1 cup strawberries into the saucepan and bring to a boil. Boil for 10 minutes. Reduce heat to medium-low and simmer until strawberries are mushy and sauce is thick, about 10 minutes. Let cool, then strain into a glass jar and seal tightly with a lid. Will keep, refrigerated, for about one month.

Let me know how it tastes.

Badlands News Brief – July 11, 2024

Oh Noes, Elon Triggered The Speech Police

Trump: ‘Undeniably Manly’

A lot of women need more to do in their lives.

TRUST: The Plan

‘It’s already disastrous’: Biden campaign fundraising takes a major hit

Guess the donors didn’t like what they saw.

More Bad News on the Electric Vehicle Front

Oh, well.

Steve Bannon and Ignatius of Antioch

Not just Ignatius of Antioch, but along with Archbishop Vigano, Athanasius before the Canon of the Bible was closed.

Three People Show Up to ‘Biden For President-Reproductive Freedom’ Rally at Pennsylvania State Capitol with Legislators

Progressives Complain Anti-Sex Trafficking Bill “Disproportionately Impacts” LGBTQ And People Of Color

When you’ve lost Dave Portnoy….

BRICS to Form Parliament to Oversee Alliance & De-Dollarization

Musk Announces That X Will Sue the “Perpetrators and Collaborators” Behind the Advertising Censorship Cartel

Will believe it when the lawsuits are filed.

Hey Joe, The Call is Coming from Inside the Building

Milwaukee radio station says it agreed to edit interview with Joe Biden

Tweets & Stuff From X

Yes, this was in the comments yesterday, but it deserves a second look. Ben Shapiro never said anything this clear before now.

Chevron is gone. Time to temper the EPA even if the initial clean up was needed.

https://twitter.com/newstart_2024/status/1811082346298495396

Plausible theory as Q said there was a “Twitter phone.”

That’s one expensive sink hole…or is that quick sand? Gen X kids will totally understand.

Memes & Other Fun Stuff

This is my life right now.

Don’t worry Coothie. The rattlesnake loses.

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1811402575083909285

Anyone who has had a lab will understand.

Technically, yes.

And now for the business portion of the post borrowed from Tuesday:

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  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

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MATTHEW 10:16-23

16“Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be wise as serpents and innocent as doves. 17Beware of men; for they will deliver you up to councils, and flog you in their synagogues, 18and you will be dragged before governors and kings for my sake, to bear testimony before them and the Gentiles. 19When they deliver you up, do not be anxious how you are to speak or what you are to say; for what you are to say will be given to you in that hour; 20for it is not you who speak, but the Spirit of your Father speaking through you. 21Brother will deliver up brother to death, and the father his child, and children will rise against parents and have them put to death; 22and you will be hated by all for my name’s sake. But he who endures to the end will be saved. 23When they persecute you in one town, flee to the next; for truly, I say to you, you will not have gone through all the towns of Israel, before the Son of man comes.

SATIRE!

Have a good weekend!