Enjoy this bit of PR nonsense. 😉
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – January 4, 2019
HOUSE OF COMMIES and HOUSE OF JIHAD are pleased to announce a new fashion line and cooperative venture named for the exploits of General H. R. McMaster, who helped this joint venture achieve the remarkable success that it has now achieved, with the elections of both Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Rashida Tlaib to Congress.
Our new fashion line, named in honor of a truly historic stalwart of the non-existent communist-Islamist (Baathist) alliance, will be called:
HOUSE OF SADDAM
General McMaster, who said that there was now NO SUCH THING as a communist-Islamist axis, after utterly destroying it (WINK, WINK) in the highly successful Iraq War, is considered a founding father of our new brand, along with former Director and current Protector of the Baathist elements in FBI, Robert Mueller.
We could not have achieved this remarkable success without General McMaster’s assistance on the NSC, nor without the help of Democratic Socialist comrade Robert Mueller, who welcomed both communists and Islamists into FBI in large numbers.
We are very excited about our new line of Palestinian-friendly neck-wear, Pal-Pal™, coming soon from the HOUSE OF SADDAM.
Stay tuned for more!
NOTE: 10% of all proceeds from sales of Pal-Pal™ neckwear will be donated to the non-existent group Muslims for Progress.
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