DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20230127

Cuba Libre

Ingredients

  • 1 ounce rum
  • 3 ounces Coca-Cola
  • Garnish: lime wedge

Steps

  1. Fill a highball glass with ice, then add rum and Coca-Cola.
  2. Garnish with a lime wedge. Squeeze the lime into your drink, if desired.

The men in my family have a weakness for that one.

Eggs Causing Blood Clots? – Exercise On Examining How Clickbait Spreads and Medical Studies Are Warped

Mexico Has Banned All Attempts to Block the Sun

German Foreign Minister Just Said The Quiet Part Out Loud On Ukraine

Steven Crowder versus Big Conservative Media?

Who Will Not Risk, Cannot Win

Forgiving the Medically Brainwashed in the Post-COVID Era

Most of them were brainwashed long before the COVID era.

Kristi Leigh: How Corporate Media Sells False Narratives

They get the 4 am talking points.

Unwinding the Long Great Society

Feds adapting AI used to silence ISIS to combat American dissent on vaccines, elections

‘Raises Serious Ethics Concerns’: House Oversight Republicans Demand Art Dealer Turn Over Info On Embattled First Son Hunter Biden’s Paintings

It’s called the provenance. All art pieces have one.

ADAM SCHIFF IS SO DISTRAUGHT GETTING KICKED OFF OF THE HOUSE INTEL COMMITTEE HE JOINS TIKTOK, OWNED BY…YOU KNOW

How George Soros funds ‘fact checkers’ to silence dissent

Matt Gaetz: “They Had to Accuse Trump of Colluding with Russia Because He Was the Only One Who Wasn’t”

The Church Committee, for Dummies

Federal judge suspends enforcement of new California law targeting docs that provide Covid ‘misinformation’

Eggs and weather cause blood clots; ‘stroke season’; and ‘sudden cardiac arrest’ forms for high schoolers

You’ll Feel Better After the Truck Hits You

DON LEMON: FLORIDA LAW BANNING PORN IN SCHOOLS IS TOTALLY ‘LIKE THE 1950S ALL OVER AGAIN’ OR SOMETHING

WATCH: COLLEGE SICKO CLAIMS 12-YEAR-OLDS CAN CONSENT TO SEX WITH ADULTS. THERE SHOULD BE A WORD FOR THAT…

RETIRED FBI SPEAKS OUT AGAINST FBI AGENT ARRESTED EARLIER THIS WEEK

Sen. Johnson Calls For Congress to Investigate Vaccine Manufacturers and Covid Vax Approval Process in Response to Project Veritas’ Exposé on Pfizer

DR. DAVID MARTIN BRINGS MURDER CHARGES TO COURT OVER VAX DEATHS

Here’s Why the Big Club and People Managing Ron DeSantis Hate Donald Trump

Tweety Tweets:

Word is it’s feed from Tractor Supply.

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1618411322005417986

Doing the dishes, vacuuming the floor, scrubbing the toilet…these should all be avoided lest the heart stops.

Google strikes again.

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1618645796748152838

Really, Rand, please, comb the curls when you get out of the pool.

A lot of liberal men are still wearing them in these parts.

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1618688830638526464

Remember this?

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1618647581713928193

Thoughts?

No argument here. Well, other than the people here and several spouses of the same.

MEME STASH:

One relative from Florida was rather puzzled by that.

I’m really not sure if that’s satire.

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1618626533362667520

https://youtu.be/gyTfre9gaYs

And now for the business portion of the post borrowed from Tuesday:

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Fellow tree dweller the late Wheatie gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And Auntie DePat’s requests:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

The scroll wheel on your mouse can be your friend. As mature adults, please use it here in the same manner you would in avoiding online porn.

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MARK 4:26-34

26And he said, “The kingdom of God is as if a man should scatter seed upon the ground, 27and should sleep and rise night and day, and the seed should sprout and grow, he knows not how. 28The earth produces of itself, first the blade, then the ear, then the full grain in the ear. 29But when the grain is ripe, at once he puts in the sickle, because the harvest has come.” 30And he said, “With what can we compare the kingdom of God, or what parable shall we use for it? 31It is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when sown upon the ground, is the smallest of all the seeds on earth; 32yet when it is sown it grows up and becomes the greatest of all shrubs, and puts forth large branches, so that the birds of the air can make nests in its shade.” 33With many such parables he spoke the word to them, as they were able to hear it; 34he did not speak to them without a parable, but privately to his own disciples he explained everything.

SATIRE!

Have a good weekend!