Author: Deplorable Patriot

Dear KAG: 20230419 Open Thread

https://youtu.be/aVsEXuK9GK8

Fox News Settles Dominion Voting System Lawsuit for $787 Million

Settled before opening arguments given. Can you say threw the lawsuit in an effort to hide the evidence?????

Is Elon Musk Doing Damage Control Using Tucker Carlson Interview?

Maybe, maybe not. We’ll see.

Badlands News Brief – April 18, 2023

Senate GOP report raises possibility of two lab leaks triggering COVID

INVESTIGATION TIKTOK: CHINESE “TROJAN HORSE” IS RUN BY STATE DEPARTMENT OFFICIALS

What Does Chat GPT and AI Mean for Opinion Writers?

The Stock Market Crash Will Occur Right After the Debt Ceiling Vote

Put Some Clothes On Your Daughter!

I wish there were a way I could word this in a less tawdry manner, but I can’t, so I’ll just be blunt: Mom and Dad, we can see the bottom of your teenage daughter’s ass. And we shouldn’t be seeing the bottom of your teenage daughter’s ass. At her age, the only one who should is her proctologist. And it’s your fault that we’re seeing it.

The Tax Preparation Industry Deserves to Die

It’s controversial, but a ten percent flat tax would be more moral.

House GOP Needs To Take the Road Show Home

The Press is Now Also the Police

. . . Americans Turning to Faith-Based Precious Metals Company to Avoid the “Big Gold” Shenanigans

Trump tells top RNC donors the old GOP is not coming back—they must now become the new America First party of the working class—and lays out plan for nationwide Republican ballot harvesting operation

TEAM DESANTIS DROPS LAUGH-OUT-LOUD BUD LIGHT PARODY MOCKING “REAL MEN OF GENIUS” IN WOMEN’S SPORTS

Nice try, but it misses on all fronts. The reality is, we ladies need the men, real men, to step up and defend us in this fight. The champions of the men’s side of the sports infiltrated so far really do need to say out loud to the pretenders, “Knock it off. You are a guy. Man up, and quit insulting women just because you are butthurt at not being the best. A lot of us aren’t.”

Universe LOVES Pirates!

Resist the Outrage Machine

Why America First Conservatism is Punk Rock

And Now a Word from Emily Litella

Tweets!

https://twitter.com/DustinMills24/status/1648016595795550208
https://twitter.com/FemalesForTrump/status/1648279740652953602

What an idiot.

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1648389843829792775

MEMES!

https://twitter.com/_B___S/status/1648386166679281668

Have a good day y’all.

(I don’t remember who brought this to a daily in the comments, but thanks.)

And, of course, the obligatory George Carlin:

Per the Boss:

All hail the Brat Pack.

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Working the creative part of the brain….

Hmmm……

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ACTS 5:17-26

17But the high priest rose up and all who were with him, that is, the party of the Sad’ducees, and filled with jealousy 18they arrested the apostles and put them in the common prison. 19But at night an angel of the Lord opened the prison doors and brought them out and said, 20“Go and stand in the temple and speak to the people all the words of this Life.” 21And when they heard this, they entered the temple at daybreak and taught. Now the high priest came and those who were with him and called together the council and all the senate of Israel, and sent to the prison to have them brought. 22But when the officers came, they did not find them in the prison, and they returned and reported, 23“We found the prison securely locked and the sentries standing at the doors, but when we opened it we found no one inside.” 24Now when the captain of the temple and the chief priests heard these words, they were much perplexed about them, wondering what this would come to. 25And some one came and told them, “The men whom you put in prison are standing in the temple and teaching the people.” 26Then the captain with the officers went and brought them, but without violence, for they were afraid of being stoned by the people.

PSALMS 34:2-9

1I will bless the LORD at all times; his praise shall continually be in my mouth. 2My soul makes its boast in the LORD; let the afflicted hear and be glad. 3O magnify the LORD with me, and let us exalt his name together! 4I sought the LORD, and he answered me, and delivered me from all my fears. 5Look to him, and be radiant; so your faces shall never be ashamed. 6This poor man cried, and the LORD heard him, and saved him out of all his troubles. 7The angel of the LORD encamps around those who fear him, and delivers them. 8O taste and see that the LORD is good! Happy is the man who takes refuge in him!

JOHN 3:16-21

16For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. 17For God sent the Son into the world, not to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him. 18He who believes in him is not condemned; he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God. 19And this is the judgment, that the light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20For every one who does evil hates the light, and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed. 21But he who does what is true comes to the light, that it may be clearly seen that his deeds have been wrought in God.

As always, from John Stainer’s “The Crucifixion:”

Still sublime in every way.

As always, prayers for the fight against that which seeks to enslave us are welcome.

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And…members of the QTree who no longer participate for one reason or another.

It is quite clear, as per Wolf’s message from July, that we are under spiritual attack. Building up a robust arsenal of prayer and discipline is a must in fighting the enemy and his minions.

In that spirit, the Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel from Tuesday’s threads, and the Breastplate of St. Patrick, not to mention the Litany of Humility are favorites recommended by exorcists in spiritual warfare.

SATIRE SECTION

Dear KAG: 20230418 Thread

Cover image: a dogwood tree in bloom, no artist listed.

Ready or not, here it comes.

The Truth of the Thing

Totally agree.

While Most Are Distracted, the IMF Just Rolled Out a One-World Currency

What the Hippies Have To Teach Us . . .

The Eternal Hope of God’s Paschal Promise

‘Mario Bros.’ Success Should Teach Hollywood a Lesson, But It Won’t

The Same Establishment Playbook is Used to Malign the Character of Leakers and Distract Attention From the Substance of the Revelations

Bill’s Law of Opposite Effects kicks in …

Why Americans Aren’t Buying EVs

Billionaire Les Wexner Uses Bodyguards to Dodge Subpoena In Scandalous Jeffrey Epstein Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Against JPMorgan: Court Documents

I wondered when his name would surface again.

007 Casting Director: Younger actors lack the ‘gravitas’ and ‘mental capacity’ to play Bond

Buried Bombshell: Biden-Harris Regime Quietly Shuts Down U.N.’s Weaponized Illegal Alien Center . . . Or Did They?

Trump: Guns Not the Problem; It’s Mental Health, Social, Cultural, Spiritual

Did Kosher Rye Create Trans?

Headline of the weekend.

Elon Musk States “Government Agencies Had Full Access to Everything That Was Going on in Twitter”, Including DM’s

Badlands News Brief – April 17, 2023

JFK 2022 documents: CIA’s James Angleton running a covert program to supply Israel with nuclear weapons behind President Kennedy’s back.

Former CIA Officer Larry Johnson: This Is A Controlled Leak To Prepare The Public For “Crash Landing” Of U.S. Foreign Policy

This makes more sense than anything else regarding the airman being framed for the leak. I’m leaning toward white hats for sure.

They Fear You

They should. (BTW, nice to see at least a few people at American Thinker waking up.)

We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Gaslight

Get Woke, Go Broke

What killed the country store?

The New York Times’ Stunning Confession on Sweden’s Pandemic Response

Why Cognitive Interventions Fail

Tweet hopper:

Seriously, alcohol, tobacco and firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.

https://twitter.com/PuppiesIover/status/1647132936729407489
https://twitter.com/Pipspiper2/status/1646002572812255232

Oh, shut up, Jerry, before your caregiver puts liquid heat on your Depends.

https://twitter.com/WarClandestine/status/1648102279549968384

Meme & Fun hopper:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1647144542817091584

Long story short, we had NASTY weather here in STL on Saturday, and the baby eagle was not in the part of the enclosure that is sheltered. He was out in the rain. He was taken to the hospital on site to be warmed up and fed. Measures have been taken for safety precautions, and Murphy the dad who stepped up is back on the job!

https://twitter.com/Figensport/status/1647758557926899713

Something to remember, always.

Per the boss’s instruction:

I’d throw in a few Rockefellers and Rothschilds also.

The title alone….

Of course, this does not mean committing felonies, but standing up to the forces that want to tear this nation – and humanity apart. The very people XVII told us will be destroyed by the time this movie comes to an end are currently roaming the halls of power…supposedly. It’s a sickening sight.

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JOHN 3:7-15

7Do not marvel that I said to you, `You must be born anew.’ 8The wind blows where it wills, and you hear the sound of it, but you do not know whence it comes or whither it goes; so it is with every one who is born of the Spirit.” 9Nicode’mus said to him, “How can this be?” 10Jesus answered him, “Are you a teacher of Israel, and yet you do not understand this? 11Truly, truly, I say to you, we speak of what we know, and bear witness to what we have seen; but you do not receive our testimony. 12If I have told you earthly things and you do not believe, how can you believe if I tell you heavenly things? 13No one has ascended into heaven but he who descended from heaven, the Son of man. 14And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, so must the Son of man be lifted up, 15that whoever believes in him may have eternal life.”

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Anonymous ID: hHkrVD7x No.148156632 
Nov 5 2017 20:06:36 (EST)

Anonymous ID: pqW40Wgk No.148156518 
Nov 5 2017 20:05:48 (EST)

>>148154137

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do thou, Prince of the Heavenly Hosts, by the power of God, cast down to Hell Satan and all his evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

>>148156518
Amen brother.
Q

As always, prayers for the fight against that which seeks to enslave us are welcome. Via con Dios.

Satire

Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20230414

Lavender Sapphire Collins

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 ounces gin
  • 3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lemon juice
  • 1/2 ounce lavender syrup
  • 3 to 5 ounces club soda, to taste
  • Lemon wedge, for garnish

Steps to Make It

  1. Gather the ingredients.
  2. In a collins glass, add the gin, lemon juice, and lavender syrup.
  3. Stir and fill with ice.
  4. Top with club soda.
  5. Garnish with a lemon wedge. Serve and enjoy.

Starting with the whole Bud Light fiasco, it seems that the internal control structure of the brewery (that’s STL parlance for AB) is a bit of a mess. Headlines started to appear today that anyone who knows how the place USED to run, before one August Adolphus Busch, III, sold the company to an international outfit, could easily guess was the case.

‘No one at a senior level’ was aware Bud Light had made the ‘mistake’ of partnering with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney – as parent company Anheuser-Busch loses $6BN in six days

‘Mistake’: Stunning Details Emerge in What Led to Bud Light’s Trans Marketing Partnership – Report

It seems that the c-level people were – supposedly – blindsided by the whole thing…which would explain the also stunning lack of crisis public relations a la how the Tylenol crisis was handled forty years ago. AB InBev is acting more like the leadership team at Exxon did when the first mate of the Valdez rammed into a sea wall, backed up and rammed into it again. Those two responses are case studies in all PR textbooks. The former is the way it SHOULD be done. The latter is the way it should NOT be done.

That says a lot.

What were they thinking at Bud Light?

Agreed. Something is in the background on this one.

Also, information started to surface about the gal who made this whole mess.

Leaked pics show Bud Light exec who wants to update company’s ‘fratty’ culture enjoying fratty party

Didn’t we all.

In the meantime, a number of things popped up re the overall culture war:

“CELEBRATE THE WINS”: BOYCOTTING BUD LIGHT PROVES CONSERVATIVES ARE WINNING THE WAR

REAL women rise up to confront Bud Light’s embrace of ‘365 days of ‘girlhood’: ‘Where’s my sponsorship?’

Women Start Burning Nike Bras over Dylan Mulvaney Campaign

I know bras are not beer, but the rejection of the message is there.

The first point of conservatives flipping back to their old ways once the hub bub dies down is valid. I’ve watched it happen time and again. His second point…not so much, IMO. However, those looking for the list of AB InBev brands:

Okay, what else have I got?

Badlands News Brief – April 13, 2023

U.S. argues for immunity in MK-ULTRA mind control case before Quebec Court of Appeal

That means that in no way possible is MK Ultra a “conspiracy theory.”

Twitter rebrands NPR’s account as ‘government funded media’ after backlash

Twitter has removed the “US state-affiliated media” label from National Public Radio’s official account and has instead replaced it with “Government Funded Media.”

Who says Elon doesn’t have a sense of humor, if nothing else.

The West Declares War on Itself

The Great Awakening coming to normies everywhere.

The American Civil War: The Celts’ Last Stand

“Don’t Say Trans”: Language Control and The Liberty Daily

19 Statehouses Have Bigger Republican Majorities Than Florida. This Group Is Making Sure They Act Like It.

Well, somebody needs to

Why Did Wyoming Kill School Choice? Deep-Red States Often Don’t Act Like It, Data Shows

Rothschilds Send French President Macron to China in Attempt to Save Europe as U.S. Rockefeller Empire Panics

Underreported Bombshell: Seymour Hersh Reveals Massive Skimming of US Aid in Ukraine and Claims CIA Knows All About It

CONFUSED ABOUT MRNA “VACCINES” IN MEAT? THAT’S EXACTLY HOW THEY WANT IT

They do the same thing with finance and retirement planning. Make it vague and confusing on purpose so people will go to professional stockbrokers for investing information. Although, that article may bring to light why pork is so much cheaper than beef and chicken.

The Babylon Bee is suing California’s attorney general

Is Trump Leaving DeSantis and Company in the Dust?

The Inversion of Health

“Connect to Opportunity”: State Department Pushed LinkedIn to Censor “Disinformation”

The biggest problem mRNA skeptics face

The Trump Doctrine – President Trump Responds to Question About Nordstream Pipeline and Frames the Status of Current Global Threats

Social -vs- Economic Priorities

In the big picture, keeping the base GOPe voter distracted from the economic expansion of multinational globalism, the corporate ‘masters of the universe’ (ie. the Big Club), need to keep pushing anti-wokeism as a political strategy.

The cultural issues are useful tools to keep control of an alignment of voters.  It has always been thus, and even more important now that people are starting to realize the expansion of the rust belt.

The rust belt, the diminishment of the U.S. economic manufacturing base, was an outcome of corporate control over politics.  Corporations and banks seek profit, those profits are inflated by a U.S. service driven economic model.  Skilled jobs require higher wages.

If the skilled jobs can be outsourced to lower cost labor nations, the subsequent lowered labor costs drive bigger margins.  Again, it has always been thus.

The Full Surveillance Power of the U.S. Govt Could Not Find the Classified Intel Leaker, But the Media Did…

Tweety Tweets:

That’s one heck of a motorcade for an ex-president.

MSM is like an 8-track. Ha.

Yeah…Nike doesn’t make them in my size.

https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1646584196649893888

Good luck with that. My money is on John Thune.

I’m with Clandestine on this one. This is a show.

MEME STASH:

Agree

Sorry about that.

https://twitter.com/PuppiesIover/status/1646325833513177088
https://twitter.com/_B___S/status/1646591264001851393

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  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
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ACTS 4:1-12

1And as they were speaking to the people, the priests and the captain of the temple and the Sad’ducees came upon them, 2annoyed because they were teaching the people and proclaiming in Jesus the resurrection from the dead. 3And they arrested them and put them in custody until the morrow, for it was already evening. 4But many of those who heard the word believed; and the number of the men came to about five thousand. 5On the morrow their rulers and elders and scribes were gathered together in Jerusalem, 6with Annas the high priest and Ca’iaphas and John and Alexander, and all who were of the high-priestly family. 7And when they had set them in the midst, they inquired, “By what power or by what name did you do this?” 8Then Peter, filled with the Holy Spirit, said to them, “Rulers of the people and elders, 9if we are being examined today concerning a good deed done to a cripple, by what means this man has been healed, 10be it known to you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom you crucified, whom God raised from the dead, by him this man is standing before you well. 11This is the stone which was rejected by you builders, but which has become the head of the corner. 12And there is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.”

SATIRE!

Have a good weekend!

DEAR MAGA: Open Thread 20230413

Starting with Sundance:

Sea Island Senator Tim Scott Announces 2024 Exploratory Committee

The Battle…

Ron DeSantis’ 2024 Florida Media Outlet Conducts a Poll – DeSantis Floor Collapses, Donald Trump Promotes DeSantis Poll

Badlands News Brief – April 12, 2023

Elbridge Colby Wants to Finish What Donald Trump Started

5th Generation Warfare Is Waged In The Mind, The Heart and the Soul

Laughing at the Lies of the Left

Let’s start with the fact that lying is a survival skill for the left. Over the millennia, lies have been the only way they can stay alive. Their skills of deceit and deception are akin to the mottled pattern of coloration on a snake to keep it hidden on the forest floor. Deceit has become ingrained in their psyche and their skills have been polished and perfected over generations.

Project Icebreaker: The Beginning of a One World Digital Currency System

Reversing The Destruction of a Generation

The Left Has Killed Our Great Cities

NATO Generosity Betrays Institutional Obsolescence

NATO has one purpose: keep the Military Industrial Complex flush with cash.

Here are the 7 biggest revelations from the US leaks so far

The news is fake, but the leaks are real. Trying to decide on this one.

President Trump dropped several BOMBS on Tucker during his first interview since the arrest…

Two Men Hospitalized After Monopoly Game Ends in Sword Fight

It’s just a game.

Biden Supporters Triggered By Viral Video Showing Kids Chanting ‘Let’s Go Brandon’

Surprise! The COVID vaccines were never tested for safety

Just in case anyone didn’t know this already.

Surviving the storm

How Rejecting Biblical Masculinity Turns Men From Protectors To Predators

It’s Turtles All the Way Down

WOMEN WHO HAVE CELEBRATED GIRLHOOD FOR LONGER THAN DYLAN MULVANEY WANT TO KNOW WHERE THEIR BUD LIGHT DEAL IS

All the news that’s fit to pimp: Mockingbird corporate media no longer even pretends to be unbiased

Super Computers in the Info War

Mass layoffs and absentee bosses create a morale crisis at Meta

FTX’s Bankruptcy Lawyers: ‘The Dumpster Fire Is Out’

DNC Parts Ways With Marc Elias, the Clinton Campaign Lawyer Behind Steele Dossier

TWEETS:

Information forbidden, apparently.

https://twitter.com/OldRowSwig/status/1646167521383333890

The rest of you all can come, though. We’ve got a bit of everything to accommodate most tastes.

MEMES:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1645930042524946433
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1646027871171887105

I’ve been listening to WAY too much First Wave.

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  1. No food fights
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  3. If you bring snacks, be sure they are made with bacon

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LUKE 24:35-48

35Then they told what had happened on the road, and how he was known to them in the breaking of the bread. 36As they were saying this, Jesus himself stood among them. 37But they were startled and frightened, and supposed that they saw a spirit. 38And he said to them, “Why are you troubled, and why do questionings rise in your hearts? 39See my hands and my feet, that it is I myself; handle me, and see; for a spirit has not flesh and bones as you see that I have.” 41And while they still disbelieved for joy, and wondered, he said to them, “Have you anything here to eat?” 42They gave him a piece of broiled fish, 43and he took it and ate before them. 44Then he said to them, “These are my words which I spoke to you, while I was still with you, that everything written about me in the law of Moses and the prophets and the psalms must be fulfilled.” 45Then he opened their minds to understand the scriptures, 46and said to them, “Thus it is written, that the Christ should suffer and on the third day rise from the dead, 47and that repentance and forgiveness of sins should be preached in his name to all nations, beginning from Jerusalem. 48You are witnesses of these things.

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SATIRE

Dear KAG: 20230412 Open Thread

Poor guy just wants a lady friend.

Team DeSantis Focused on Creating Astroturf Attendance for 2024 Campaign Rallies

It’s Finally Over – Biden Forced by Congress to Terminate National COVID Emergency

May as well. The rest of us have been done with it for years. Although, there’s still idiots running around in face diapers around here.

Badlands News Brief – April 11, 2023

Ron DeSantis Holds Event on Long Island – FLASH MOB of Trump Supporters Pops Up and Rallies Outside (VIDEO)

Oopsie. Maybe this will become a trend.

There have been no shooting attacks in schools where teachers can legally carry guns

Sexual Equality Has Created a Great Divide Between Men and Women

‘Splintered’ Court Ruling Throws J6 Prosecution Into Chaos

A Return to Camelot?

Stories of Dignity and Grace Are Everywhere

The Dishonesty of the ‘Antiwar’ Left

Wokeness at Colonial Williamsburg

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Blue Ribbon Gaslighting

ChatGPT may be coming for our jobs. Here are the 10 roles that AI is most likely to replace.

Americans Are Losing Faith in College Education, WSJ-NORC Poll Finds

Glenn Greenwald thread:

The NYT — after feeding the public several bullshit versions about who blew up Nord Stream (an environmentally devastating act of industrial terrorism) — now announces: “it may be in no one’s interest to reveal more.”

Trump goes off on EPIC Truth Social Easter rampage, and then keeps going and going…

WHY THE MEDIA DON’T WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE NORD STREAM BLASTS

WHY CHINA’S WINNING AND THE US IS PANICKING, WITH GREGORY MAHONEY

It’s time to hold the medical journals accountable

Considering all of the pharmaceutical advertising in them, good luck.

Saudi Arabia, Trump, The Vegas shooting, and the Fall of the Old Guard

It takes a LOT to shock Joe Rogan, but Doug Mackey’s “meme trial” verdict makes him audibly GASP…

Tweets!

My words on the topic:

Some of the bigger guys would probably try to sing Wagner. I mean Brunhilde needs a BIG voice.

We ain’t done yet.

Theory? It’s no theory. It’s a fact.

We really shouldn’t give the attention whore the time of day, but this is hilarious.

OH, NO! NOT ALWAYS. Darn. (Procter & Gamble. Rats. They make Tide Free. Good thing I stocked up a couple weeks ago.)

MEMES!

https://twitter.com/_B___S/status/1645854364836286468
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1645536781872566273

Have a good day y’all.

(I don’t remember who brought this to a daily in the comments, but thanks.)

And, of course, the obligatory George Carlin:

Per the Boss:

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LUKE 24:13-35

13That very day two of them were going to a village named Emma’us, about seven miles from Jerusalem, 14and talking with each other about all these things that had happened. 15While they were talking and discussing together, Jesus himself drew near and went with them. 16But their eyes were kept from recognizing him. 17And he said to them, “What is this conversation which you are holding with each other as you walk?” And they stood still, looking sad. 18Then one of them, named Cle’opas, answered him, “Are you the only visitor to Jerusalem who does not know the things that have happened there in these days?” 19And he said to them, “What things?” And they said to him, “Concerning Jesus of Nazareth, who was a prophet mighty in deed and word before God and all the people, 20and how our chief priests and rulers delivered him up to be condemned to death, and crucified him. 21But we had hoped that he was the one to redeem Israel. Yes, and besides all this, it is now the third day since this happened. 22Moreover, some women of our company amazed us. They were at the tomb early in the morning 23and did not find his body; and they came back saying that they had even seen a vision of angels, who said that he was alive. 24Some of those who were with us went to the tomb, and found it just as the women had said; but him they did not see.” 25And he said to them, “O foolish men, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken! 26Was it not necessary that the Christ should suffer these things and enter into his glory?” 27And beginning with Moses and all the prophets, he interpreted to them in all the scriptures the things concerning himself. 28So they drew near to the village to which they were going. He appeared to be going further, 29but they constrained him, saying, “Stay with us, for it is toward evening and the day is now far spent.” So he went in to stay with them. 30When he was at table with them, he took the bread and blessed, and broke it, and gave it to them. 31And their eyes were opened and they recognized him; and he vanished out of their sight. 32They said to each other, “Did not our hearts burn within us while he talked to us on the road, while he opened to us the scriptures?” 33And they rose that same hour and returned to Jerusalem; and they found the eleven gathered together and those who were with them, 34who said, “The Lord has risen indeed, and has appeared to Simon!” 35Then they told what had happened on the road, and how he was known to them in the breaking of the bread.

As always, prayers for the fight against that which seeks to enslave us are welcome.

Please include: President Donald Trump, the Q team, our soldiers in the field, special forces, tactical units, first responders and those working behind the scenes…and any and all people with family members in the hospital, COVID or not.

And…members of the QTree who no longer participate for one reason or another.

It is quite clear, as per Wolf’s message from July, that we are under spiritual attack. Building up a robust arsenal of prayer and discipline is a must in fighting the enemy and his minions.

In that spirit, the Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel from Tuesday’s threads, and the Breastplate of St. Patrick, not to mention the Litany of Humility are favorites recommended by exorcists in spiritual warfare.

SATIRE SECTION

Dear KAG: 20230411 Thread

Cover image: California Spring Landscape by Elmer Wachtel

Let’s see…where were we?

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1645151908909178880

FEC Commissioner Undermines Entire Manhattan Prosecution, The Trump-Daniels NDA Is Not an Election Campaign Violation

Who’s “They”?

If you want to know the most important thing you can do to save Our Republic, then first – get right with God. Get right with the purpose of the mission, before you even think about packing a bag to begin the effort. You ain’t got to be perfect, far from it, scruffy and messy works well; but you have got to be dead-plumb raw in admitting and accepting your fallible disposition. In many ways this is what “living your best life” is all about.

Elon Musk Calls Matt Taibbi a Liar – Substack CEO Responds, Defending Taibbi

The antics of Elon have long since taken on the air of “shiny red ball” status. Is this more of “sometimes you have to show the people?” Stay tuned.

Now, This Makes Sense – Marketing VP Alissa Heinerscheid Explains Why She Made Bud Light the Brand for Woke Transvestites

Liberal women are the bane of civilization at this point.

The Burden is a Blessing

I don’t know about you, but I’ve found that this journey has humbled me, taught me to endure hardship, ignore trolls and naysayers, and given me the courage to believe no matter what outward circumstances tell me.

What I’ve realized is that the burden, your cross, your destiny, is a blessing in disguise designed to transform you from the inside out.

Badlands News Brief – April 10, 2023

Texas May Launch Its Own Gold-backed Digital Currency

BOMBSHELL REVELATION: State Department’s GEC, Soros’s Open Society, the EU, and UK Are Funding the “Disinformation Index”: A Pseudo-Nonprofit that “Blacklists” Conservative News from Online Advertisers

Not sure that’s really a bombshell, but at least the information on disinformation is coming out.

Republicans Net Three New Supermajorities in One Month, Bringing Total to 25

CDC Partners With ‘Social And Behavior Change’ Initiative To Silence Vaccine Hesitancy

Politics and parenting: Children of liberal parents more likely to be depressed

Is It Time to Panic Yet Over the State of America?

Alvin Bragg Has Opened Pandora’s Box

We need those Clydesdale horses more than ever

I have a soft spot for them, but then, I’m a native of STL and they appear at most parades.

The problem of nonprofit organizations

Little known fact, that the author of this piece doesn’t know, is that the majority of foundations set up for the distribution of wealthy people’s fortunes to social causes, more often than not are sunsetted. 75-100 years in operation is the lifespan I’ve run into in grant writing. At that point, the people who knew the individual and their interests and reasons for funding causes are usually deceased themselves, so the money is spent down. I ran into that a lot in non-profit.

Three Unambiguous Truths About the Trans Terrorist Cult

DOJ Races To Find Source of Leaked Pentagon Documents

The Trump Doctrine: Peace Through Unrestrained Strength

Hundreds Of Former Feds Have Flocked To Jobs In Big Tech

Not that we at the Q Tree didn’t know this, but it was not a widely acknowledged piece of information. That article is from the Neocon echo chamber organ Daily Wire. That alone makes it’s existence interesting.

Study Says All Hormonal Birth Control Raises Breast Cancer Risk — But Don’t Expect The FDA To Tell You

The dirty secret about the pill is that the World Health Organization ranks it as a carcinogen. The USA is one of the few places on earth where they are dispensed like candy. There’s a pretty scandalous history when it came to testing the pill to get the right dosage. A lot of women died.

Isness

I started to write about the precedents for the Trump indictment and related topics in the recent criminalization of political disagreement, but I couldn’t summon up the energy to keep going. I was boring myself, and I kept stopping. It took a couple of days, but I figured it out: I realized that I was treating a pseudo-event as an event.

The thing that finally got me over the cognitive hump was Jacob Siegel’s massive article on the disinformation hoax, which you have no choice but to read. I printed it out and read it on paper, and I suggest you do the same. He’s describing, in depth and with considerable precision, an information technocracy organized around a principle now taken as a given by the governing class: “You cannot be trusted with your own mind.” There’s much more to say about it, but I’m mostly not going to say it. Siegel said it, and you should go see what he said. It’s important, and will show up in political discussions for a long time.

Light That Bitch Up

The swimmer Riley Gaines, a former competitor with a transgendered college athlete, spoke at San Francisco State University this week, and she was attacked — punched, twice, by a “trans woman,” which means she was punched by a man. Police were present. No arrests were made.

Now, generally speaking, men who beat women are, let’s put this gently, disfavored. They’re not at the top of the societal pyramid. But the brave trans woman who fought for tolerance by tuning up Riley Gaines with a couple of well-placed fists, well. That poor trans woman was a hero and a victim, a bit like the seventh victim of the school shooting in Tennessee, the brave transgendered shooter.

Look around: Transgendered identity is becoming a license for sociopathy, a catch basin for people who like hurting people and being cruel. I can’t embed tweets, right now, because Twitter and Substack are apparently having beef, but click on this link and watch a single minute of videotaped behavior. Under the normal social rules, this is aggressive and demeaning behavior; for “trans women,” it’s brave and strong. You get to scream abuse in another human being’s face and have the abuse coded as kindness and decency. We had a very similar historical moment recently in which brave, caring men could follow women around in public and scream PUT ON A FUCKING MASK YOU BITCH, because of their kindness and wanting everyone to be safe. It feels so good to call a woman demeaning names, and to scream at her and to hit her. You know, to make the world a better place.

The “FBI’s Richmond Document” Exposes Deep State Spying on All Those Darn Catholic Domestic Terrorists

Somehow, a splinter group that’s technically in formal schism with Rome is involved, I understand, and am not sure how. They consider themselves to be the true remnant and those of us who did not go off on our own are following a false pope, etc. They are somewhat terrorizing, but only to fellow Catholics and their weapons are not firearms but sharply hurled barbs meant to insult.

Tweet hopper:

And they can’t meme, either.

Attention whore.

I have relatives who retired from the Brewery.

https://twitter.com/acdoctor88/status/1645178448531316739

I’ve been following this story. Murphy is a character. I saw him last year at the World Bird Sanctuary, and the first thing he did when the pond was filled in his enclosure was get in it. That the people out there at the raptor rescue center can take two bad situations and turn them into one good one….

She shouldn’t apologize. None of us who object to that language should.

https://twitter.com/jmcc2024/status/1645520596305063937

Talk to the hand, and my backside.

Meme & Fun hopper:

RemasterDirector_22abe5b5f

See, the burger without the bun IS gluten free.

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1644964691955924992
https://twitter.com/_B___S/status/1645318276711317506

Something to remember, always.

Per the boss’s instruction:

I’d throw in a few Rockefellers and Rothschilds also.

Haven’t sung that in an age. One of my favorite arias.

Of course, this does not mean committing felonies, but standing up to the forces that want to tear this nation – and humanity apart. The very people XVII told us will be destroyed by the time this movie comes to an end are currently roaming the halls of power…supposedly. It’s a sickening sight.

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The discourse on this site is to be CIVIL – no name calling, baiting, or threatening others here is allowed. Those who are so inclined may visit Wolf’s other sanctuary, the U-Tree, to slog it out. There is also a “rescue” thread there for members of the Tree to rendezvous if the main site goes kablooey. A third site has been added for site outages of longer duration.

This site is a celebration of the natural rights endowed to humans by our Creator as well as those enshrined in the Bill of Rights adopted in the founding documents of the United States of America. Within the limits of law, how we exercise these rights is part of the freedom of our discussion.

Fellow tree dweller, the late Wheatie, gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And Auntie DePat’s requests:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

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JOHN 20:11-18

11But Mary stood weeping outside the tomb, and as she wept she stooped to look into the tomb; 12and she saw two angels in white, sitting where the body of Jesus had lain, one at the head and one at the feet. 13They said to her, “Woman, why are you weeping?” She said to them, “Because they have taken away my Lord, and I do not know where they have laid him.” 14Saying this, she turned round and saw Jesus standing, but she did not know that it was Jesus. 15Jesus said to her, “Woman, why are you weeping? Whom do you seek?” Supposing him to be the gardener, she said to him, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have laid him, and I will take him away.” 16Jesus said to her, “Mary.” She turned and said to him in Hebrew, “Rab-bo’ni!” (which means Teacher). 17Jesus said to her, “Do not hold me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father; but go to my brethren and say to them, I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.” 18Mary Mag’dalene went and said to the disciples, “I have seen the Lord”; and she told them that he had said these things to her.

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Anonymous ID: hHkrVD7x No.148156632 
Nov 5 2017 20:06:36 (EST)

Anonymous ID: pqW40Wgk No.148156518 
Nov 5 2017 20:05:48 (EST)

>>148154137

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do thou, Prince of the Heavenly Hosts, by the power of God, cast down to Hell Satan and all his evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

>>148156518
Amen brother.
Q

As always, prayers for the fight against that which seeks to enslave us are welcome. Via con Dios.

Satire

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20220407

Author note: due to time constraints, this is a copy of last year’s Good Friday thread with the ephemera changed out.

Here we are. Friday. In honor of the day, today’s libation is a Rusty Nail.

For decades, one of the hottest cocktails was the Rusty Nail. But after a good run, the simple combination of scotch and the scotch-based liqueur Drambuie, a word derived from Gaelic meaning “the drink that satisfies,” has fallen off most bar menus and is rarely ordered by patrons.

Just as mystifying as its disappearance was its appearance in the first place. The lineage of the potent after-dinner libation is contested, with many believing it was invented in 1937 for the British Industries Fair trade show. It does appear in the 1967 edition of “Old Mister Boston Official Bartender’s Guide,” the cocktail book of record through the post-Prohibition 20th century. (A similar drink, dubbed the Little Club #1, is included in Ted Saucier’s 1951 “Bottoms Up.”)

By the late 1960s, bars in New Orleans and New York were serving the concoction, and “Have you tried a Rusty Nail?” was a common refrain. The Rusty Nail is often credited to the clever bartenders at the 21 Club in Manhattan sometime in the early 1960s. It makes sense, being that the establishment created the famous B & B—half Bénédictine and half cognac—as well. It’s easy to imagine that the talented crew applied the same formula to another cordial and liquor, but I haven’t been able to substantiate that claim.

Lore has it that the Rat Pack was enamored with the drink, which may have been responsible for the wide appeal in those years. In the 1970s, I mixed many a Rusty Nail at the joints I worked at in New York. They were also a hit at P.J. Clarke’s, a favorite late-night haunt of Frank Sinatra.

As with lots of classics, the recipe varies widely. Ted Haigh, the author of “Vintage Spirits and Forgotten Cocktails,” likes two parts scotch to one part Drambuie; “Old Mister Boston” calls for a one-to-one ratio; and many modern versions are far drier, with some suggesting four parts whisky to one part liqueur. You could also substitute bourbon for scotch and get a Rusty Spike. But the Rusty Nail is a classic for a reason, and the two-to-one ratio will always be a fine example of the drink.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 ounces scotch
  • 3/4 ounce Drambuie

Steps

  1. Add the scotch and Drambuie into a mixing glass with ice and stir until well-chilled.
  2. Strain into a rocks glass over one large ice cube.

So simple even the Scots can make it. Of course, most of their food is based on a dare.

LINKS

Badlands News Brief – April 6, 2023

Final data shows Pfizer RSV vaccine 82 percent effective in infants when given to pregnant mothers

Yeah, no.

Judge Rules Rupert Murdoch, Lachlan Murdoch, Other Top Fox Execs Must Testify Live at Dominion Defamation Trial

During a Wednesday afternoon hearing, Delaware Superior Court Judge Eric M. Davis ruled that top Fox executives Rupert Murdoch, Lachlan Murdoch, and Paul Ryan will have to testify live at the trial in the defamation lawsuit filed by Dominion Voting Systems.

Jamie Dimon Says US Financial Crisis Far From Over

Bragg’s Lawfare Tears Apart A Thousand Years of Anglo-American Jurisprudence

America’s Geriatric Megalomaniacs

How Could a Democrat Voter Learn the Truth?

We have a rare opportunity. Shocking levels of malfeasance and corruption from leftist Democrats have recently been revealed to the public. They can no longer hide what they really are and what they’re doing to this country. Let’s dialogue with that disillusioned 65% and show them the evidence. They have no one else to tell them the truth. It’s the only way to undermine the stranglehold leftists currently have on the Democrat party.

America’s Glass Is Half Full

A Pandemic of Cognitive Dissonance

Our Constitutional Doom Loop

An Ancient Attack on Our Dignity: It’s Spiritual Warfare

New Medical Codes for COVID-19 Vaccination Status Used to Track People, CDC Confirms

Bill Gates Opposes Pausing AI Development, Reveals Different Plan

Evil man.

Epic Panda!

The Men Behind the Curtain – Part 7

TWEETS

https://twitter.com/BernieSpofforth/status/1643942146569904128

Memes & Fun

And now for the business portion of the post borrowed from Tuesday:

Guidelines for posting and discussion on this site were outlined by our host, WolfM00n. Please, review them from time to time.

The discourse on this site is to be CIVIL – no name calling, baiting, or threatening others here is allowed. Those who are so inclined may visit Wolf’s other sanctuary, the U-Tree, to slog it out. There is also a “rescue” thread there for members of the Tree to rendezvous if the main site goes kablooey. A third site has been added for site outages of longer duration.

This site is a celebration of the natural rights endowed to humans by our Creator as well as those enshrined in the Bill of Rights adopted in the founding documents of the United States of America. Within the limits of law, how we exercise these rights is part of the freedom of our discussion.

Fellow tree dweller Wheatie gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And Auntie DePat’s requests:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

The scroll wheel on your mouse can be your friend. As mature adults, please use it here in the same manner you would in avoiding online porn.

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According to ancient oral tradition as written down by the Church Fathers, while Christ was hanging on the cross, He recited this.

Psalm 21

[1] Unto the end, for the morning protection, a psalm for David. [2] O God my God, look upon me: why hast thou forsaken me? Far from my salvation are the words of my sins. [3] O my God, I shall cry by day, and thou wilt not hear: and by night, and it shall not be reputed as folly in me. [4] But thou dwellest in the holy place, the praise of Israel. [5] In thee have our fathers hoped: they have hoped, and thou hast delivered them.

[2] “The words of my sins”: That is, the sins of the world, which I have taken upon myself, cry out against me, and are the cause of all my sufferings.

[6] They cried to thee, and they were saved: they trusted in thee, and were not confounded. [7] But I am a worm, and no man: the reproach of men, and the outcast of the people. [8] All they that saw me have laughed me to scorn: they have spoken with the lips, and wagged the head. [9] He hoped in the Lord, let him deliver him: let him save him, seeing he delighteth in him. [10] For thou art he that hast drawn me out of the womb: my hope from the breasts of my mother.

[11] I was cast upon thee from the womb. From my mother’s womb thou art my God, [12] Depart not from me. For tribulation is very near: for there is none to help me. [13] Many calves have surrounded me: fat bulls have besieged me. [14] They have opened their mouths against me, as a lion ravening and roaring. [15] I am poured out like water; and all my bones are scattered. My heart is become like wax melting in the midst of my bowels.

[16] My strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue hath cleaved to my jaws: and thou hast brought me down into the dust of death. [17] For many dogs have encompassed me: the council of the malignant hath besieged me. They have dug my hands and feet. [18] They have numbered all my bones. And they have looked and stared upon me. [19] They parted my garments amongst them; and upon my vesture they cast lots. [20] But thou, O Lord, remove not thy help to a distance from me; look towards my defence.

[21] Deliver, O God, my soul from the sword: my only one from the hand of the dog. [22] Save me from the lion’s mouth; and my lowness from the horns of the unicorns. [23] I will declare thy name to my brethren: in the midst of the church will I praise thee. [24] Ye that fear the Lord, praise him: all ye the seed of Jacob, glorify him. [25] Let all the seed of Israel fear him: because he hath not slighted nor despised the supplication of the poor man. Neither hath he turned away his face from me: and when I cried to him he heard me.

[26] With thee is my praise in a great church: I will pay my vows in the sight of them that fear him. [27] The poor shall eat and shall be filled: and they shall praise the Lord that seek him: their hearts shall live for ever and ever. [28] All the ends of the earth shall remember, and shall be converted to the Lord: And all the kindreds of the Gentiles shall adore in his sight. [29] For the kingdom is the Lord’s; and he shall have dominion over the nations. [30] All the fat ones of the earth have eaten and have adored: all they that go down to the earth shall fall before him.

[31] And to him my soul shall live: and my seed shall serve him. [32] There shall be declared to the Lord a generation to come: and the heavens shall shew forth his justice to a people that shall be born, which the Lord hath made.

Only one verse of it is included in the Passions found in Scripture.

And for those who like the music actually written for Good Friday, this piece was written strictly for the Sistine Chapel and for three hundred years was not done outside of it. It’s a bear to hold pitch. Trust me.

SATIRE!

Have a great weekend.

DEAR MAGA: Open Thread 20230406

And…we’re off!

Badlands News Brief – April 4, 2023

“TikTok Bills”: Do Americans Need Big Brother’s Help to Restrict Apps?

Former NZ PM Jacinda Starts New Job… Combatting ‘Online Extremism’

Ready Yourself for the 2024 Storms

Republicans Need a Tech Manhattan Project

Trump gets the Nixon treatment

The GOP Has an Obligation to Protect Its Voters

The GOP is more interested in preserving their $$$ than anything else.

How Climate Alarmism Killed Real Environmentalism

Group steers Swiss billionaire’s money to liberal causes

Accomplished psychiatrist says demons, demonic possession are real

Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Says he is No Longer Interested in ‘Pleasing’ the United States

GET WRECKED: Elon Musk’s Twitter Labels NPR ‘State-Affiliated Media’

The Money behind the Transgender Movement

Know What to Expect: The Death of the Dollar Is Coming

Donald Trump’s arraignment day a throwback for news outlets

The Death of the Dollar and the Rise of the “Digital Dollar” Is Why Central Banks Are Buying Gold and Silver

What they’ve seen for a while, and what many American citizens are finally starting to see, is that gold and silver will be the only “safe haven” during the transition from physical fiat currency to Central Bank Digital Currencies. In other words, they want physical precious metals on hand as the U.S. Dollar crashes under the weight of the Biden-Harris regime’s intentionally awful fiscal policies.

Fascism is X and Not-X

The Emptying – transgender fetishism in a post-factual era

The War on Maga And The Republic Accelerates – Trump Ready to Fight the Indictments

This Is What You Need To Remember When It Seems Like The World Has Completely Gone Mad…

Why the Population Scare is Nonsense…

Vox Populi – Legislator Be Advised 2023 ~#17

Metaverse Fashion Week had big brands but few people

America Has An Egg Problem And It’s Creating Weak Men

Glenn Greenwald and Stephen Miller reveal dark, underlying reasons Biden’s regime is criminalizing MAGA…

Alvin Bragg Gets More Bad News As Trump Indictment Continues To Be Torn Apart By Legal Analysts

Sundance speaks:

“His Kind” Is YOU !

McConnell DeceptiCon Foot Soldier Roy Blunt Takes Role with DC Lobbying Group

A Message

Entirely Apropos – Team DeSantis Promote 2024 Endorsement from Thomas Massie that Massie Himself Doesn’t Promote – Because He’s Positioning to Replace the AWOL Mitch McConnell

That explains a lot.

TWEETS:

It looks like this freak-a-zoid is renting himself out to kill brand names.

Dude, when you do high kicks, the legs need to be straight, and the toes pointed. Every REAL girl out there who actually has been on a dance or cheer squad or has taken ballet knows this. If you’re serious about passing yourself off as a girl, gain some weight. Go eat ice cream if you can’t get a date. That’s far more realistic.

The sad thing is, this Christian Soriano (Project Runway designer) offshoot is probably making more money with this schtick than highly trained dancers.

Enough of him. Giving him attention is encouraging this crap.

THIS:

I can go along with that.

Stormy Daniels got short changed.

https://twitter.com/Pipspiper2/status/1643652207861018625
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1643721322948591618
https://twitter.com/FiatLuxGenesis/status/1643671587185467403

Honestly, I think most of them are depressed and have PTSD of some sort.

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1643709549772242945

Hmmm……

MEMES:

https://twitter.com/_B___S/status/1643368783791177728

Nauseating is a little closer. I’m getting dizzy.

I’ve been listening to WAY too much First Wave.

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And now for the business portion.

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Fellow tree dweller, the late Wheatie, gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights
  2. No running with scissors
  3. If you bring snacks, be sure they are made with bacon

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JOHN 13:1-15

1Now before the feast of the Passover, when Jesus knew that his hour had come to depart out of this world to the Father, having loved his own who were in the world, he loved them to the end. 2And during supper, when the devil had already put it into the heart of Judas Iscariot, Simon’s son, to betray him, 3Jesus, knowing that the Father had given all things into his hands, and that he had come from God and was going to God, 4rose from supper, laid aside his garments, and girded himself with a towel. 5Then he poured water into a basin, and began to wash the disciples’ feet, and to wipe them with the towel with which he was girded. 6He came to Simon Peter; and Peter said to him, “Lord, do you wash my feet?” 7Jesus answered him, “What I am doing you do not know now, but afterward you will understand.” 8Peter said to him, “You shall never wash my feet.” Jesus answered him, “If I do not wash you, you have no part in me.” 9Simon Peter said to him, “Lord, not my feet only but also my hands and my head!” 10Jesus said to him, “He who has bathed does not need to wash, except for his feet, but he is clean all over; and you are clean, but not every one of you.” 11For he knew who was to betray him; that was why he said, “You are not all clean.” 12When he had washed their feet, and taken his garments, and resumed his place, he said to them, “Do you know what I have done to you? 13You call me Teacher and Lord; and you are right, for so I am. 14If I then, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also ought to wash one another’s feet. 15For I have given you an example, that you also should do as I have done to you.

Where (There Is) Charity And Love

Christian Hymns & Songs

Where there is charity and love, God is there

We are gathered as one in Christ’s love

Let us rejoice, and be glad in that

Let us fear and love the living God

And from our hearts is the upmost sincerity

Where there is charity and love, God is there

Therefore, when we are gathered as one

Let us not be divided in mind (spirit), Take care

Stop malicious disputes, stop fighting

And may Christ, Our God be in our midst

Where there is charity and love, God is there

Together with the blessed we see

Your face in glory, Oh Christ, Our God

The joy that is vast and virtuous

Through ages, for endless ages

Amen. (I believe).https://lyricstranslate.com

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SATIRE

Actually, they’re called brew maestros, and when the geniuses at InBev bought AB, they didn’t have the ones they laid off sign non-competes, and several of them started microbrews here, which are arguably more popular when one is not going to a parade, on a float trip, or to a fish fry.

Ummm…no.

Dear KAG: 20230405 Open Thread

All things Trump:

A Spring of Leaks

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1642995958815260676
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1643038187269378049
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1643280453544312832

That’s one heck of a motorcade for an ex-president.

The Trump Indictment Is Even More Silly Than Anyone Imagined….

Former Federal Prosecutor Andrew McCarthy Notes Trump Indictment Doesn’t Outline any Crime

https://youtu.be/fQ-wpMCIDQM

The address begins at twenty two minutes.

About the Bud Light thing with the trannie:

https://twitter.com/OldRowSwig/status/1643279414824693760

That sounds more like the AB we all know and hate to love here in the Lou. I mean, seriously, every now and then the wind blows the right way, and the aroma of hops just wafts from Lynch Street.

Okay, since President Trump pretty much sucked the energy out of the nation today, there isn’t much else other than memes, but here we go:

Badlands News Brief – April 4, 2023

Why Renee DiResta Leads The Censorship Industry

Anti-Hillary Election ‘Meme’ Case Could Open The Floodgates To More Gov’t Censorship, Legal Experts Warn

Western Civ Is Conservative?

While the GOP Focuses on TikTok, Google Prepares to Devour Everyone Whole

Bombshell: Fauci Received a Million Dollars For Backstabbing Trump During Covid

‘A Crossing the Rubicon Kind of Event’: Navarro on Trump Indictment

What I Learned About Race as A Cop

Tweets!

MEMES!

Have a good day y’all.

(I don’t remember who brought this to a daily in the comments, but thanks.)

And, of course, the obligatory George Carlin:

Per the Boss:

Another from “Bull Durham.”

And now for the obligatory message from our sponsors:

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Fellow tree dweller, the late Wheatie, gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone

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MATTHEW 26:14-25

14Then one of the twelve, who was called Judas Iscariot, went to the chief priests 15and said, “What will you give me if I deliver him to you?” And they paid him thirty pieces of silver. 16And from that moment he sought an opportunity to betray him. 17Now on the first day of Unleavened Bread the disciples came to Jesus, saying, “Where will you have us prepare for you to eat the passover?” 18He said, “Go into the city to a certain one, and say to him, `The Teacher says, My time is at hand; I will keep the passover at your house with my disciples.'” 19And the disciples did as Jesus had directed them, and they prepared the passover. 20When it was evening, he sat at table with the twelve disciples; 21and as they were eating, he said, “Truly, I say to you, one of you will betray me.” 22And they were very sorrowful, and began to say to him one after another, “Is it I, Lord?” 23He answered, “He who has dipped his hand in the dish with me, will betray me. 24The Son of man goes as it is written of him, but woe to that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! It would have been better for that man if he had not been born.” 25Judas, who betrayed him, said, “Is it I, Master?” He said to him, “You have said so.”

As always, prayers for the fight against that which seeks to enslave us are welcome.

Please include: President Donald Trump, the Q team, our soldiers in the field, special forces, tactical units, first responders and those working behind the scenes…and any and all people with family members in the hospital, COVID or not.

And…members of the QTree who no longer participate for one reason or another.

It is quite clear, as per Wolf’s message from July, that we are under spiritual attack. Building up a robust arsenal of prayer and discipline is a must in fighting the enemy and his minions.

In that spirit, the Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel from Tuesday’s threads, and the Breastplate of St. Patrick, not to mention the Litany of Humility are favorites recommended by exorcists in spiritual warfare.

SATIRE SECTION

Dear KAG: 20230404 Thread

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1642924050518274048

Cover image: “Spring Beauty” by Doreen St. John

Does Charlotte Clymer Know God Better Than the Bible and 2,000 Years of Christian Tradition?

Sunday Talks, Asa Hutchinson Announces His Intent to Run for 2024 GOP Nomination, Proclaiming Higher Moral Authority to Return Party and Repel Donald Trump

Speaking in the customary tones of an evangelical minister trained in the dark arts of using a righteous serpent tongue, Mr. Hutchinson indicates that he carries a higher moral authority to sit in judgement of what the professional Republican Party truly needs.

We’re coming for you!

Now, it is our turn. We can attack them back by calling out their disease, that of ‘weaponized MBP’ as regards their society destabilizing tactic of ‘trans’, and ‘trans kids’ which is the weaponized appeal to ‘compassion’. Look to the words they use! All tragic, all encompassing distortions such as ‘genocide’.

Badlands News Brief – April 3, 2023

Mexico Flirts With Joining BRICS

Twitter pulls check mark from main New York Times account

Taking out the US dollar, BRICS by BRICS

Obamacare: Still Killing People 13 Years In

Victim card declined

Who is pulling the puppet strings in Washington, DC?

From Trans Supremacy to AI, How Wokeness Seeks to Replace God

The Real Trump Development to Be Worried About

Japan Breaks With U.S. Allies, Buys Russian Oil at Prices Above Cap

Your Anti-Authoritarianism Is Borked

Has Trump’s Indictment Achieved What No GOP Messaging Could?

How Was ERIC Used to Steal Elections?

Google Blocks RSBN With 7-Day YouTube Ban on Eve of Trump Indictment

Rumble, baby, RUMBLE!

‘Russia the Last Bastion of Civilization Against Barbarism’ – Catholic Archbishop Vigano, Fierce Critic of Pope Francis.

Tweet hopper:

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1641849567736889367

I’m ready for a larger than life poster.

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1641955186292695040

Yeah…no.

Hence why homeschooling was all but outlawed.

When reflexive Democrats are saying this….

Where’s my Neti Pot?

This is not the first time I’ve heard that claim.

https://twitter.com/BernieSpofforth/status/1642851672413044738

Well, now, that explains a lot.

Meme & Fun hopper:

NONE

I miss our Royal ——ness the Lab.

https://twitter.com/DarwinAwards_/status/1641558541583659009
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1641900932471443457

Something to remember, always.

Per the boss’s instruction:

I’d throw in a few Rockefellers and Rothschilds also.

Of course, this does not mean committing felonies, but standing up to the forces that want to tear this nation – and humanity apart. The very people XVII told us will be destroyed by the time this movie comes to an end are currently roaming the halls of power…supposedly. It’s a sickening sight.

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The discourse on this site is to be CIVIL – no name calling, baiting, or threatening others here is allowed. Those who are so inclined may visit Wolf’s other sanctuary, the U-Tree, to slog it out. There is also a “rescue” thread there for members of the Tree to rendezvous if the main site goes kablooey. A third site has been added for site outages of longer duration.

This site is a celebration of the natural rights endowed to humans by our Creator as well as those enshrined in the Bill of Rights adopted in the founding documents of the United States of America. Within the limits of law, how we exercise these rights is part of the freedom of our discussion.

Fellow tree dweller, the late Wheatie, gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And Auntie DePat’s requests:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

The scroll wheel on your mouse can be your friend. As mature adults, please use it here in the same manner you would in avoiding online porn.

Thank you so much for any and all attention to such details. It is GREATLY appreciated by more than one party here.

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ISAIAH 49:1-6

1Listen to me, O coastlands, and hearken, you peoples from afar. The LORD called me from the womb, from the body of my mother he named my name. 2He made my mouth like a sharp sword, in the shadow of his hand he hid me; he made me a polished arrow, in his quiver he hid me away. 3And he said to me, “You are my servant, Israel, in whom I will be glorified.” 4But I said, “I have labored in vain, I have spent my strength for nothing and vanity; yet surely my right is with the LORD, and my recompense with my God.” 5And now the LORD says, who formed me from the womb to be his servant, to bring Jacob back to him, and that Israel might be gathered to him, for I am honored in the eyes of the LORD, and my God has become my strength — 6he says: “It is too light a thing that you should be my servant to raise up the tribes of Jacob and to restore the preserved of Israel; I will give you as a light to the nations, that my salvation may reach to the end of the earth.”

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Anonymous ID: hHkrVD7x No.148156632 
Nov 5 2017 20:06:36 (EST)

Anonymous ID: pqW40Wgk No.148156518 
Nov 5 2017 20:05:48 (EST)

>>148154137

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do thou, Prince of the Heavenly Hosts, by the power of God, cast down to Hell Satan and all his evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

>>148156518
Amen brother.
Q

As always, prayers for the fight against that which seeks to enslave us are welcome. Via con Dios.

Satire