Category: Dear MAGA

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20230113

Kisses From The Pear

Ingredients

  • 1.2 oz. Rye whiskey

Steps to Make

  1. Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker. 
  2. Fill the shaker with ice cubes and shake for about 10 seconds.
  3. Strain cocktail through a Hawthorne strainer or a slotted spoon into a tumbler glass.

Okay, let’s see what we’ve got now that the Biden Corvette is bound to be impounded for illegal storage of classified documents.

Right the Ship

Trump Calls on Congress to Investigate How the ‘Deep State’ Censored Americans

Penn Biden Center where classified papers were found is a ‘dark-money nightmare’

Americans Rank Congressmen Lower Than Journalists and Car Salesmen for Honesty and Ethical Standards

Pfizer drops $1 million on Big Pharma delegate Chinless Mitch

Status Matters

The GOP House Rebels Are Tea Partiers, Not Populists

Why Is Everyone Fat?

OPINION & ANALYSIS

CHRIS HEDGES: AMERICA’S THEATER OF THE ABSURD

BEHIND THE HEADLINES

WEAPONS CONTRACTORS KILL 11,000 CHILDREN WHILE READING FAIRY TALES

Mayor Pete’s planes, trains and automobiles

REPORT: CIA Infiltrated Watergate Break-in as Nixon Threatened to Leak CIA Involvement in JFK Murder

More Nixon reputation rehabilitation. Hmm….

Kevin McCarthy comes out hot…

No, really.

Presser: Kevin McCarthy acting tough…. sends DC into a panic over pledges, like on J6 footage…. Hmmmm

Actions speak louder than words, Kevin. Let’s see the follow through.

Missouri v. Biden: More Stunning Developments

List of republicans attending WEF in Davos…

Some unanswered questions about those Biden classified documents

Dr. Malone shares dire warning: mRNA vaccines are being injected into our food supply…

Tweety Tweets:

Actually, there was a third bust. Go figure.

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1613302974704410624

MEME STASH:

https://twitter.com/ihatethemedia/status/1613684837956857856

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1613563578220482560
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1613643041826570241

And now for the business portion of the post borrowed from Tuesday:

Guidelines for posting and discussion on this site were outlined by our host, WolfM00n. Please, review them from time to time.

The discourse on this site is to be CIVIL – no name calling, baiting, or threatening others here is allowed. Those who are so inclined may visit Wolf’s other sanctuary, the U-Tree, to slog it out. There is also a “rescue” thread there for members of the Tree to rendezvous if the main site goes kablooey. A third site has been added for site outages of longer duration.

This site is a celebration of the natural rights endowed to humans by our Creator as well as those enshrined in the Bill of Rights adopted in the founding documents of the United States of America. Within the limits of law, how we exercise these rights is part of the freedom of our discussion. In that spirit, though, threats of violence real or hypothetical are out of bounds.

Fellow tree dweller the late Wheatie gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And Auntie DePat’s requests:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

The scroll wheel on your mouse can be your friend. As mature adults, please use it here in the same manner you would in avoiding online porn.

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MARK 2:1-12

1And when he returned to Caper’na-um after some days, it was reported that he was at home. 2And many were gathered together, so that there was no longer room for them, not even about the door; and he was preaching the word to them. 3And they came, bringing to him a paralytic carried by four men. 4And when they could not get near him because of the crowd, they removed the roof above him; and when they had made an opening, they let down the pallet on which the paralytic lay. 5And when Jesus saw their faith, he said to the paralytic, “My son, your sins are forgiven.” 6Now some of the scribes were sitting there, questioning in their hearts, 7“Why does this man speak thus? It is blasphemy! Who can forgive sins but God alone?” 8And immediately Jesus, perceiving in his spirit that they thus questioned within themselves, said to them, “Why do you question thus in your hearts? 9Which is easier, to say to the paralytic, `Your sins are forgiven,’ or to say, `Rise, take up your pallet and walk’? 10But that you may know that the Son of man has authority on earth to forgive sins” — he said to the paralytic — 11“I say to you, rise, take up your pallet and go home.” 12And he rose, and immediately took up the pallet and went out before them all; so that they were all amazed and glorified God, saying, “We never saw anything like this!”

SATIRE!

Have a good weekend!

DEAR MAGA: Open Thread 20230112

Not sure how to start, but here it goes. Some links were on yesterday’s comments.

The Truth

Gen. Flynn Exposes ‘Secret’ US Shadow Government: ‘Parallel Supreme Court’ Operates in the Shadows

The Biden Docs Scandal is about DECLAS!

America’s Animal Farm

End ‘Cancel Culture

How Individuals Can Realign America

‘Belief in Freedom’ Is
Bad for You

Americans Flee Mask Mandates

Back to Basics

America, Tear Down This Flag

Is the Conscience Reliable?

The Long Decline of the FBI

TWEETS:

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1613220069428891651
https://twitter.com/bonchieredstate/status/1613205535041503232
https://twitter.com/bonchieredstate/status/1613282681130975238
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1613298542671724546

MEMES:

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1613005332892225537
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1613224796917202944

Rumble’s music selection sucks.

https://rumble.com/embed/v20oojq/?pub=4

What can I say…I’m a creature of the 80s.

____________________________________

And now for the business portion.

Please review our HOST and site owner’s Guidelines for posting and discussion for this site. Wolf is kind enough to put up with *most* of us and our antics after thorough vetting. Violators of the baiting and deliberately attempting to divide the group rules WILL face consequences.

The discourse on this site is to be CIVIL – no name calling, baiting, or threatening others here is allowed. Company manners are appreciated. Those who are so inclined may visit Wolf’s other sanctuary, the U-Tree, to slog out discussions best saved for a wrestling mat. If, for some reason, this site is not available, head over to the UTree and visit the post at the top of the list or the closest rescue thread.

This site is a celebration of the natural rights endowed to humans by our Creator as well as those enshrined in the Bill of Rights adopted in the founding documents of the United States of America. Within the limits of law, how we exercise these rights is part of the freedom of our discussion.

THAT MEANS THAT ALL OF US HERE ARE ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS AND PREJUDICES, ETC., SO LONG AS THEY CAUSE NO PHYSICAL HARM TO OTHERS OR DOXX OUR FELLOW TREE DWELLERS.

All opinions here are valued for the diversity they bring to the issues, and the shaping of understanding regarding topics for which many of us do not have all information. Correcting the record on any one topic is appreciated.

Be careful in expressing thoughts as we would all like to think well of the rest of the group, and ill-thought out comments have a way of wrecking that for everyone.

Fellow tree dweller, the late Wheatie, gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights
  2. No running with scissors
  3. If you bring snacks, be sure they are made with bacon

Auntie DePat’s requests as we are all supposedly adults and don’t just play them on TV like the body doubles pretending to be the squatter in chief:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

The scroll wheel on your mouse can be your friend. As mature adults, please use it here in the same manner you would in avoiding online porn.

Thank you so much for any and all attention to such details. It is GREATLY appreciated by more than one party here.

____________________________________________________

HEBREWS 3:7-14

7Therefore, as the Holy Spirit says, “Today, when you hear his voice, 8do not harden your hearts as in the rebellion, on the day of testing in the wilderness, 9where your fathers put me to the test and saw my works for forty years. 10Therefore I was provoked with that generation, and said, `They always go astray in their hearts; they have not known my ways.’ 11As I swore in my wrath, `They shall never enter my rest.'” 12Take care, brethren, lest there be in any of you an evil, unbelieving heart, leading you to fall away from the living God. 13But exhort one another every day, as long as it is called “today, ” that none of you may be hardened by the deceitfulness of sin. 14For we share in Christ, if only we hold our first confidence firm to the end,

There are SO MANY settings of the Magnificat. Here is my favorite for congregational singing.

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SATIRE!

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20230106

Let’s see…there has to be a cocktail for that….

Apparently not.

How about my Granny’s favorite?

Manhattan

Ingredients

  • 2 ounces rye whiskey
  • 1 ounce sweet vermouth
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters
  • Garnish: brandied cherry (or lemon twist, if preferred)

Steps

  1. Add the rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, and bitters into a mixing glass with ice and stir until well-chilled.
  2. Strain into a chilled Nick & Nora or coupe glass.
  3. Garnish with a brandied cherry (or a lemon twist, if preferred).

Granny liked them straight up. It was shocking. Such a lace curtain Irish wannabe…. Talented woman, though.

Okay, so what has the gang been up to on Capitol Hill?

Groundhog Update- McCarthy Fails to Win Speaker Position During 8th, 9th and 10th Round of Ballots – Promises to Continue Until He Succeeds

Really?

Day Three House Speaker Election Effort Closes with Ballot Eleven Failing to Deliver – House Adjourns Until Noon Tomorrow When Ballot #12 Will Be Attempted

Thirteenth time is the charm?

Interesting Timing – President Trump Outlines Plan to Destroy Drug Cartels

Anyone living on the interstates coming up from the southwest is behind him.

This is from Sputnik, so take it for what it is worth:

Report: Private US Firm Feeding Illegal Spy Tech to British Intelligence to Target Russian Troops

George Soros ‘Quietly’ Dumped Another $140 Million into Political Causes in 2021

Rep. Norman says McCarthy won’t get support due to his contribution to gov. overspending

HAPPENING NOW: McCarthy Allegedly Caves, Gives In to Every Demand Made by GOP Detractors

We’ll believe it when we see it.

America Would Be A Better Place If We Taught The Truth About Slavery

Decoding Dan Crenshaw’s attacks on MAGA Republicans

A Significant Majority of Republican Voters Agree With the GOP Rebels

Well…yeah.

That’s enough for tonight.

Tweety Tweets:

https://twitter.com/jeepgirl9272/status/1610802686399504385
https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1610674314009010176

Any surprises there?

https://twitter.com/Kriscilicious/status/1611106956915388416

MEME STASH:

Check out the Superman lunchbox.

MUST SEE! SERIOUSLY!

https://twitter.com/duxashop/status/1610598450915323907
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1610937086902931457
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1610963193869869057
https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1610659304301895681
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1611066247889752079
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1611002955791990785

And now for the business portion of the post borrowed from Tuesday:

Guidelines for posting and discussion on this site were outlined by our host, WolfM00n. Please, review them from time to time.

The discourse on this site is to be CIVIL – no name calling, baiting, or threatening others here is allowed. Those who are so inclined may visit Wolf’s other sanctuary, the U-Tree, to slog it out. There is also a “rescue” thread there for members of the Tree to rendezvous if the main site goes kablooey. A third site has been added for site outages of longer duration.

This site is a celebration of the natural rights endowed to humans by our Creator as well as those enshrined in the Bill of Rights adopted in the founding documents of the United States of America. Within the limits of law, how we exercise these rights is part of the freedom of our discussion. In that spirit, though, threats of violence real or hypothetical are out of bounds.

Fellow tree dweller the late Wheatie gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And Auntie DePat’s requests:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

The scroll wheel on your mouse can be your friend. As mature adults, please use it here in the same manner you would in avoiding online porn.

_____________________________________________________

1 JOHN 5:5-13

5Who is it that overcomes the world but he who believes that Jesus is the Son of God? 6This is he who came by water and blood, Jesus Christ, not with the water only but with the water and the blood. 7And the Spirit is the witness, because the Spirit is the truth. 8There are three witnesses, the Spirit, the water, and the blood; and these three agree. 9If we receive the testimony of men, the testimony of God is greater; for this is the testimony of God that he has borne witness to his Son. 10He who believes in the Son of God has the testimony in himself. He who does not believe God has made him a liar, because he has not believed in the testimony that God has borne to his Son. 11And this is the testimony, that God gave us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. 12He who has the Son has life; he who has not the Son of God has not life. 13I write this to you who believe in the name of the Son of God, that you may know that you have eternal life.

SATIRE!

Have a good weekend!

DEAR MAGA: Open Thread 20230105

Okay, that’s the Sistine Chapel in Vatican City, but still, six votes, no speaker elected calls for black smoke as we wait. The record for voting for a pope with none actually chosen is something like two months. If it takes that long to expose the swamp…..

As the day went on….

Video – Day Two Speaker Drama, Kevin McCarthy Demands His Precious

Brilliant Plan – Kevin McCarthy Vows to Assuage Republican Fears About His UniParty Propensity by Organizing His Installation with Democrats

McCarthy Fails Again on Ballot Number Six, House in Recess Until 8:00pm ET

That, actually, is very possible as a strategy to actually get America First representatives on the various committees. Word was they were being shut out, and not put in positions where they can make the most difference. Remember, Paul Ryan did remove Devin Nunes from the Intelligence Committee when he went to President Trump with information rather than keeping it in the family.

This is why Sundance calls it “The Big Ugly.”

Mike Huckabee downgraded the episode to a temper tantrum, but it’s not over by any means.

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1610804094280634369

Stay tuned for more humiliation delivered by MAGA.

Okay, what else have I got? Not much.

You Are a Horrible Person

It’s Time to Ask Whether Repeated mRNA Vaccine Shots Weaken the Immune Response to COVID-19

Nice to see opinion headlines catch up to the anons.

How Is The Uniparty Destroying America? Let Me Count The Ways

The Truth Behind George Santos’ Lies

His dishonesty, in an ironic way, is more truthful than the posturing of the preening hypocrites denouncing him.

The Equity Paradox

The Perils of Lifestyle Rightism

Trimming Back the Speakership

A tale of betrayal: Elon Musk exposes corruption, and the media goes scorched earth

TWEETS:

Faithful American Catholics are glad to hear it.

There are rumors, actually, about the true state of Damar Hamlin’s condition. Not going to contribute to them just now.

MEMES:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1610626675527622656
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1610772653119516680

Rumble’s music selection sucks.

What can I say…I’m a creature of the 80s.

____________________________________

And now for the business portion.

Please review our HOST and site owner’s Guidelines for posting and discussion for this site. Wolf is kind enough to put up with *most* of us and our antics after thorough vetting. Violators of the baiting and deliberately attempting to divide the group rules WILL face consequences.

The discourse on this site is to be CIVIL – no name calling, baiting, or threatening others here is allowed. Company manners are appreciated. Those who are so inclined may visit Wolf’s other sanctuary, the U-Tree, to slog out discussions best saved for a wrestling mat. If, for some reason, this site is not available, head over to the UTree and visit the post at the top of the list or the closest rescue thread.

This site is a celebration of the natural rights endowed to humans by our Creator as well as those enshrined in the Bill of Rights adopted in the founding documents of the United States of America. Within the limits of law, how we exercise these rights is part of the freedom of our discussion.

THAT MEANS THAT ALL OF US HERE ARE ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS AND PREJUDICES, ETC., SO LONG AS THEY CAUSE NO PHYSICAL HARM TO OTHERS OR DOXX OUR FELLOW TREE DWELLERS.

All opinions here are valued for the diversity they bring to the issues, and the shaping of understanding regarding topics for which many of us do not have all information. Correcting the record on any one topic is appreciated.

Be careful in expressing thoughts as we would all like to think well of the rest of the group, and ill-thought out comments have a way of wrecking that for everyone.

Fellow tree dweller, the late Wheatie, gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights
  2. No running with scissors
  3. If you bring snacks, be sure they are made with bacon

Auntie DePat’s requests as we are all supposedly adults and don’t just play them on TV like the body doubles pretending to be the squatter in chief:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

The scroll wheel on your mouse can be your friend. As mature adults, please use it here in the same manner you would in avoiding online porn.

Thank you so much for any and all attention to such details. It is GREATLY appreciated by more than one party here.

____________________________________________________

1 JOHN 3:11-21

11For this is the message which you have heard from the beginning, that we should love one another, 12and not be like Cain who was of the evil one and murdered his brother. And why did he murder him? Because his own deeds were evil and his brother’s righteous. 13Do not wonder, brethren, that the world hates you. 14We know that we have passed out of death into life, because we love the brethren. He who does not love abides in death. 15Any one who hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him. 16By this we know love, that he laid down his life for us; and we ought to lay down our lives for the brethren. 17But if any one has the world’s goods and sees his brother in need, yet closes his heart against him, how does God’s love abide in him? 18Little children, let us not love in word or speech but in deed and in truth. 19By this we shall know that we are of the truth, and reassure our hearts before him 20whenever our hearts condemn us; for God is greater than our hearts, and he knows everything. 21Beloved, if our hearts do not condemn us, we have confidence before God;

PSALMS 100:1-5

1Make a joyful noise to the LORD, all the lands! 2Serve the LORD with gladness! Come into his presence with singing! 3Know that the LORD is God! It is he that made us, and we are his; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture. 4Enter his gates with thanksgiving, and his courts with praise! Give thanks to him, bless his name! 5For the LORD is good; his steadfast love endures for ever, and his faithfulness to all generations.

JOHN 1:43-51

43The next day Jesus decided to go to Galilee. And he found Philip and said to him, “Follow me.” 44Now Philip was from Beth-sa’ida, the city of Andrew and Peter. 45Philip found Nathan’a-el, and said to him, “We have found him of whom Moses in the law and also the prophets wrote, Jesus of Nazareth, the son of Joseph.” 46Nathan’a-el said to him, “Can anything good come out of Nazareth?” Philip said to him, “Come and see.” 47Jesus saw Nathan’a-el coming to him, and said of him, “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom is no guile!” 48Nathan’a-el said to him, “How do you know me?” Jesus answered him, “Before Philip called you, when you were under the fig tree, I saw you.” 49Nathan’a-el answered him, “Rabbi, you are the Son of God! You are the King of Israel!” 50Jesus answered him, “Because I said to you, I saw you under the fig tree, do you believe? You shall see greater things than these.” 51And he said to him, “Truly, truly, I say to you, you will see heaven opened, and the angels of God ascending and descending upon the Son of man.”

There are SO MANY settings of the Magnificat. Here is my favorite for congregational singing.

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SATIRE!

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20221230

And yet another DePat placekeeper. Getting there, but still living on Vicks and sparkling water.

With all luck I’ll be reasonably back along with the airline industry by next week.

Okay, a few tweets:

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1607820008423575552
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1607658707650809856
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1607988320289652736
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1608558942434775040

And now for the business portion of the post borrowed from Tuesday:

Guidelines for posting and discussion on this site were outlined by our host, WolfM00n. Please, review them from time to time.

The discourse on this site is to be CIVIL – no name calling, baiting, or threatening others here is allowed. Those who are so inclined may visit Wolf’s other sanctuary, the U-Tree, to slog it out. There is also a “rescue” thread there for members of the Tree to rendezvous if the main site goes kablooey. A third site has been added for site outages of longer duration.

This site is a celebration of the natural rights endowed to humans by our Creator as well as those enshrined in the Bill of Rights adopted in the founding documents of the United States of America. Within the limits of law, how we exercise these rights is part of the freedom of our discussion. In that spirit, though, threats of violence real or hypothetical are out of bounds.

Fellow tree dweller the late Wheatie gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And Auntie DePat’s requests:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

The scroll wheel on your mouse can be your friend. As mature adults, please use it here in the same manner you would in avoiding online porn.

_____________________________________________________

COLOSSIANS 3:12-21

12Put on then, as God’s chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassion, kindness, lowliness, meekness, and patience, 13forbearing one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive. 14And above all these put on love, which binds everything together in perfect harmony. 15And let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, to which indeed you were called in the one body. And be thankful. 16Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly, teach and admonish one another in all wisdom, and sing psalms and hymns and spiritual songs with thankfulness in your hearts to God. 17And whatever you do, in word or deed, do everything in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him. 18Wives, be subject to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. 19Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them. 20Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. 21Fathers, do not provoke your children, lest they become discouraged.

SATIRE!

Have a good weekend!

DEAR MAGA: Open Thread 20221229

Day 2 of DePat placekeepers while she gets over a cold.

____________________________________

And now for the business portion.

Please review our HOST and site owner’s Guidelines for posting and discussion for this site. Wolf is kind enough to put up with *most* of us and our antics after thorough vetting. Violators of the baiting and deliberately attempting to divide the group rules WILL face consequences.

The discourse on this site is to be CIVIL – no name calling, baiting, or threatening others here is allowed. Company manners are appreciated. Those who are so inclined may visit Wolf’s other sanctuary, the U-Tree, to slog out discussions best saved for a wrestling mat. If, for some reason, this site is not available, head over to the UTree and visit the post at the top of the list or the closest rescue thread.

This site is a celebration of the natural rights endowed to humans by our Creator as well as those enshrined in the Bill of Rights adopted in the founding documents of the United States of America. Within the limits of law, how we exercise these rights is part of the freedom of our discussion.

THAT MEANS THAT ALL OF US HERE ARE ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS AND PREJUDICES, ETC., SO LONG AS THEY CAUSE NO PHYSICAL HARM TO OTHERS OR DOXX OUR FELLOW TREE DWELLERS.

All opinions here are valued for the diversity they bring to the issues, and the shaping of understanding regarding topics for which many of us do not have all information. Correcting the record on any one topic is appreciated.

Be careful in expressing thoughts as we would all like to think well of the rest of the group, and ill-thought out comments have a way of wrecking that for everyone.

Fellow tree dweller, the late Wheatie, gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights
  2. No running with scissors
  3. If you bring snacks, be sure they are made with bacon

Auntie DePat’s requests as we are all supposedly adults and don’t just play them on TV like the body doubles pretending to be the squatter in chief:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

The scroll wheel on your mouse can be your friend. As mature adults, please use it here in the same manner you would in avoiding online porn.

Thank you so much for any and all attention to such details. It is GREATLY appreciated by more than one party here.

____________________________________________________

LUKE 2:22-35

22And when the time came for their purification according to the law of Moses, they brought him up to Jerusalem to present him to the Lord 23(as it is written in the law of the Lord, “Every male that opens the womb shall be called holy to the Lord”) 24and to offer a sacrifice according to what is said in the law of the Lord, “a pair of turtledoves, or two young pigeons.” 25Now there was a man in Jerusalem, whose name was Simeon, and this man was righteous and devout, looking for the consolation of Israel, and the Holy Spirit was upon him. 26And it had been revealed to him by the Holy Spirit that he should not see death before he had seen the Lord’s Christ. 27And inspired by the Spirit he came into the temple; and when the parents brought in the child Jesus, to do for him according to the custom of the law, 28he took him up in his arms and blessed God and said, 29“Lord, now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace, according to thy word; 30for mine eyes have seen thy salvation 31which thou hast prepared in the presence of all peoples, 32a light for revelation to the Gentiles, and for glory to thy people Israel.” 33And his father and his mother marveled at what was said about him; 34and Simeon blessed them and said to Mary his mother, “Behold, this child is set for the fall and rising of many in Israel, and for a sign that is spoken against 35(and a sword will pierce through your own soul also), that thoughts out of many hearts may be revealed.”

There are SO MANY settings of the Magnificat. Here is my favorite for congregational singing.

_____________________________________________________

SATIRE!

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20221223

Ingredients

  • 1 ounceBailey’s Irish Cream (or other Irish cream)
  • 1 ounceCoconut Rum
  • ½ ounceCreme De Cacao
  • 10 ouncesHot Chocolate (or different amount if your glass is smaller)
  • add Whipped Cream
  • add Cocoa Powder

HELPFUL TIPS

  • You are going to be building this cocktail directly in the mug.
  • Even though you see two cocktails in this post, I will keep the recipe to the ingredients you will need for one cocktail.

HOW TO MAKE A SNOW PLOW COCKTAIL

PRE-STEP

Get a saucepan, glass mugs and measuring glass.

You are going to build this cocktail directly in the mugs, so after you measure out the ingredients, add to the glassware.

STEP ONE

Gather the ingredients – hot chocolate mix, Irish cream, creme de cacao and coconut rum. (A)

STEP TWO

Measure 1 ounces of Irish cream. (B)

STEP THREE

Measure .5 ounce of creme de cacao. (C)

STEP FOUR

Measure 1 ounce of coconut rum. (D)

STEP FIVE

Time to make the hot chocolate.

Follow the directions on the bottle or container. Make sure you make enough to fill your mug. Also, I made my hot chocolate with milk, not water.

Before it comes to a boil, take it off the heat and pour the hot chocolate into the mug to join the alcohol. (F)

Alright, here we go.

Steve Scalise privately being prepped by Republicans to snatch gavel from McCarthy: Report

House GOP locates emails, texts showing Pelosi office directly involved in failed Jan. 6 security

ABC reporter Kristen Hentschel was paid thousands by lobbying firm to make hit pieces on politicians: report

James O’Keefe goes undercover, puts on leftist disguise at America Fest…

A ‘Cover-Up of Evidence of Mass Murder’: The CDC Appears to Be Removing VAERS Records

What Eddie Fisher Said

Orwellian Language and Democrat Doublethink

The Impaired Vision of World Remakers

Thanks to Elon, the FBI has a lot to answer for

The poor judgment of the loony left

The swamp strikes back

Suede Shoes, Common Sense, and the Failure of Philosophy

Lumber Prices Collapse As Homebuilder Sentiment Falters

Kevin McCarthy Skips Zelensky’s Walk into the Capitol Rotunda with Congressional Leaders

Here Are Some Long-Term Trends That Are Slowly Killing America…

Unprecedented Migration Crisis Continues as the White House Must Replace Disenfranchised Americans

The Morning Briefing: Twitter Files Takeaway—The U.S. Government Is Now Full Soviet

Please, add more in the comments.

Tweety Tweets:

https://twitter.com/ImMeme0/status/1606023318083026947
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1606030953477918720
https://twitter.com/Kriscilicious/status/1606030060737024001

MEME STASH:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1605670338750210063
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1605929399592767488

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LUKE 1:57-66

57Now the time came for Elizabeth to be delivered, and she gave birth to a son. 58And her neighbors and kinsfolk heard that the Lord had shown great mercy to her, and they rejoiced with her. 59And on the eighth day they came to circumcise the child; and they would have named him Zechari’ah after his father, 60but his mother said, “Not so; he shall be called John.” 61And they said to her, “None of your kindred is called by this name.” 62And they made signs to his father, inquiring what he would have him called. 63And he asked for a writing tablet, and wrote, “His name is John.” And they all marveled. 64And immediately his mouth was opened and his tongue loosed, and he spoke, blessing God. 65And fear came on all their neighbors. And all these things were talked about through all the hill country of Judea; 66and all who heard them laid them up in their hearts, saying, “What then will this child be?” For the hand of the Lord was with him.

SATIRE!

Have a good weekend!

DEAR MAGA: Open Thread 20221222

Are we there yet?

Man, when are the victories going to be more than cumulative? We need a friggin’ sha-ZAM!

We’ll start with Arizona, which is sort of waking people up, but really isn’t going anywhere otherwise if the court cases have judges on the take.

TheStormHasArrived17

Our country is governed by fraudulent leaders who have been put in place by fraudulent elections for decades.

Today we are witnessing that very election system placed under a microscope and picked apart by lawyers, after we watched them steal the 2022 election from the most popular gubernatorial candidate our country has seen in a long time.

I won’t pretend to know what the outcome will be, but we are in uncharted waters – and that’s a good thing.

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40.3KviewsTheStormHasArrived17, Dec 21 at 11:20

Kari Lake trial insane explosive bombshells…

FLASHBACK: One Week Ago Maricopa County Team SQUIRMED During Hearing When Kari Lake Team Asked to Inspect Ballots — NOW WE KNOW WHY – They INTENTIONALLY Used Wrong-Sized Ballots to Jam Machines on Election Day!

And they thought no one would notice.

Right.

On the Military Industrial Complex shake down of the American taxpayer [barely] disguised as a “war” in Ukraine:

Ukraine war live updates: Biden pledges to help Ukraine ‘as long as it takes’ in historic joint White House press conference with Zelenskyy

Joe Biden and Volodymyr Zelenskyy Hold a ‘Tin Cup’ Press Conference

American Uniparty undoes the purse strings for foreign nations, murder, and Big Brother tyranny

Twitter twatter:

A deep dive into ‘Twitter Files 8’

Bombshells You Might Have Missed About the FBI’s Censorship and Election Meddling

Of Course the Feds Were All Over Twitter

Part 2 – Why Curation of Twitter File Release #8 Was So Important – The 2011 BETA Test Went Live in 2020

FBI Slams Journalists Behind Twitter File as ‘Conspiracy Theorists’ to ‘Discredit the Agency,’ Claims Internal Message Shows Nothing But a Longstanding Relationship with Twitter

If they’re dragging out CONSPIRACY THEORY, then we know it’s true.

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1605616792507777025

And a mixture of other stuff:

The one with the government on his shoulder

Bonus points for anyone who got the Messiah reference. Hint: it’s in No. 12, “For Unto Us a Child Is Born.”

Sen. McConnell blunt: Senate Republicans couldn’t care less about you

Yes, we know that.

Schiff Storm

The California Democrat calls out the “intelligence community” pandemic performance—but there’s a catch.

Extremism Doesn’t Matter So Long As the Check Clears

Feminism Killed Feminism

CHIPS and Dips

The Shadow Presidency and the Oligarchy

Hey Tedros, shove it straight up your…

Why I’m still defiant for Trump

Urban vs. Rural, Notional vs. Real

A third category needs to be added: the SUBURBS. They are not urban, and suburbanites are a different breed.

Greene and Boebert trade public barbs over McCarthy, ‘space lasers’

Those two are getting into a cat fight over THAT?

Too Much Winning: Antitrust Reform to Become Law

Congress will now write into law the first major enhancement of antitrust law since 1976. And anti-monopolists accomplished this feat against the wishes of both Senate leaders.

Did anyone actually know this was happening?

Ron Paul: Abolish the FBI

No argument here.

Story on Russia Blowing up Its Own Pipeline Begins to Shift

Published Mask Study Confirms: the CDC are Master Data Manipulators

I know a lot of people still under the spell.

It’s time to contemplate something along these lines:

Taxpayer March on Washington

That scared the crap out of the establishment. We need to do that again. Just stay off the Capitol lawn this time.

TWEETS:

Yep. Waking up is hard to do. (Somebody needs to set that to music.)

It’s just horrific all the way around.

We’ll believe it when we see it.

Get right with God.

History is literally written by the people with book contracts.

https://twitter.com/Unfilteredboss1/status/1605546251860090880

Yeah, that might make a mess of the manicures.

There actually is some sanity in this world. What about that.

Gotta love Juanita.

Thank you to whoever brought his to yesterday’s daily. BIG TIME PSA to pass along.

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1605605372034572299

MEMES:

I still see people driving in their cars wearing face diapers.

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1605226266407231489
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1605526265376608257
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1605588654247727104

Rumble’s music selection sucks.

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  1. No food fights
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LUKE 1:46-56

46And Mary said, “My soul magnifies the Lord, 47and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior, 48for he has regarded the low estate of his handmaiden. For behold, henceforth all generations will call me blessed; 49for he who is mighty has done great things for me, and holy is his name. 50And his mercy is on those who fear him from generation to generation. 51He has shown strength with his arm, he has scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts, 52he has put down the mighty from their thrones, and exalted those of low degree; 53he has filled the hungry with good things, and the rich he has sent empty away. 54He has helped his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy, 55as he spoke to our fathers, to Abraham and to his posterity for ever.” 56And Mary remained with her about three months, and returned to her home.

There are SO MANY settings of the Magnificat. Here is my favorite for congregational singing.

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SATIRE!

Biden Nervous As Boss Drops By Unexpectedly

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources say Biden is feeling nervous after an unexpected visit from his Ukrainian boss Volodymyr Zelensky just as the White House was wrapping things up to go home for the holidays.

“Oh no! Vocab Zikorsky is here! What am I supposed to be doing? Everybody, look busy!” said a frantic Biden to White House staff as Zelensky’s limo pulled up. “Darnit all! Jill hates it when I have the boss over to dinner unannounced. Someone make some perogies or something. Do Ukrainians eat perogies?” Biden then sniffed a nearby staffer, something he always does when he gets nervous.

According to reports, Zelensky is stopping by Washington to check on the progress of the omnibus spending bill to ensure Biden gets it passed per his wishes. “Ukraine needs many more billions,” said Zelensky. “For President Biden’s sake, I pray he does not disappoint me.”

DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20221216

Spiked Hot Apple Cider

  1. Add apple juice, cinnamon stick, star anise, cloves, allspice and ginger to a large saucepan.
  2. Bring to a boil and let simmer for 2-3 hours.
  3. To make it “spiked” add in rum, brandy or bourbon and simmer an additional 10 minutes.

Doesn’t get any easier than that.

So, Thursday was exciting. We were all primed for a “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT” from President Donald Trump and the first thing we see is…..

The fair weather Trump fans reacted like the never Trumpers did when Ron DeSantis’s name was pushed for the Republican nomination for president.

Well, see, that didn’t seem right, and sure enough, it was just the beginning.

https://twitter.com/LeDirtySanchez/status/1603472624616673284

It turns out, President Trump offered his Internet Bill of Rights as promised back a few years.

Thanks to Sadie for this:

Amazing how all this happens after Elon Musk started dropping red pills at a digestible rate.

Elon has the Fake News completely backed into a corner. He’s dropping ACTUAL files exposing how the government colluded with Big Tech to interfere in our elections and censor the sitting President of the United States and others, and all the Fake News can say is “ELON IS A QANONER!” 😂

These propaganda outlets have lost TOTAL control of the narrative, and it is absolutely magnificent to watch them squirm.


Join The Official Telegram Channel of Patrick Bouvier Kennedy
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@PatrickKennedy777

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It doesn’t matter if the account is really run by “Patrick Kennedy” or not.

TheStormHasArrived17

Forwarded from Patri0tsareinContr0l ️️️

Trump got all these clowns to jump the gun on his “major announcement” and they all wrote a bunch of Trump-deranged hit pieces on his digital cards 

Now they all have to tuck their tails between their legs and report on the REAL announcement, which is a step by step plan to restore free speech in America.

DJT plays these idiots every time, and they ALWAYS fall for it 🤣

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10.4KviewsTheStormHasArrived17, Dec 15 at 14:32

Yeah. Even Sundance avoided the card thing.

President Trump Announces Plan to Protect Free Speech and Digital Bill of Rights

Let’s see what else I have.

House Democrats Create Another ‘Deem as Passed’ Stopgap Spending Omnibus Construct – Chip Roy Calls It Out loudly

Robert Davi speaks powerful truths…

Money meets the Mafia

Nixon’s Plan to Fight Poverty and Promote Marriage Nixon’s Plan to Fight Poverty and Promote Marriage 

How a Trump-allied group fighting ‘anti-white bigotry’ beats Biden in court

Thoughts On Elon-ism

BEHIND THE HEADLINES

PENTAGON ADMITS THEY CAN’T ACCOUNT FOR HALF THEIR ASSETS AMID LATEST AUDIT FAILURE

Just a reminder that whatever hit the Pentagon on 9-11 went straight into the office where the audit was happening.

Justifying the Suppression of Conservative Content

Trump special counsel has subpoenaed officials in these 7 battleground states

US sues Arizona over shipping containers on Mexico border

National Archives Releases New Group of JFK Assassination Documents

The War Against Butter is Over: Butter Won

The Albert Sensor Systems: How Government and a 501(c)3 Tracks Real-Time Election Data in 98% of the US – Put Into Effect by DHS After Trump Won in 2016

Here’s How They Did it: Real-time Election Fraud by Database Latency

PATHETIC: Chris Wallace Becomes Hollywood Celebrity Interviewer, Loses More Viewers

Tweety Tweets:

Slowly, but surely, they’re all being reinstated.

https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1602837741334630400

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Fellow tree dweller the late Wheatie gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

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ISAIAH 56:1-3, 6-8

1Thus says the LORD: “Keep justice, and do righteousness, for soon my salvation will come, and my deliverance be revealed. 2Blessed is the man who does this, and the son of man who holds it fast, who keeps the sabbath, not profaning it, and keeps his hand from doing any evil.” 3Let not the foreigner who has joined himself to the LORD say, “The LORD will surely separate me from his people”; and let not the eunuch say, “Behold, I am a dry tree.” 6“And the foreigners who join themselves to the LORD, to minister to him, to love the name of the LORD, and to be his servants, every one who keeps the sabbath, and does not profane it, and holds fast my covenant — 7these I will bring to my holy mountain, and make them joyful in my house of prayer; their burnt offerings and their sacrifices will be accepted on my altar; for my house shall be called a house of prayer for all peoples. 8Thus says the Lord GOD, who gathers the outcasts of Israel, I will gather yet others to him besides those already gathered.”

SATIRE!

Have a good weekend!

DEAR MAGA: Open Thread 20221215

Is it Thursday already?

Jordan Sather

Forwarded from Redpill Project | Josh Reid

In the new global exercise called “Catastrophic Contagion” the fictitious illness is named as “Severe Epidemic Enterovirus Respiratory Syndrome” 2025.

Why is that unusual?

It’s acronym is SEERS. What is a “Seer”?
“person who sees or foretells future events”

Does anyone find that incredibly odd?

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12.7KviewsDec 13 at 05:06

Young voters’ enthusiasm for Democrats waned during midterms

Gee, I wonder why.

TRUMP SLAMS ‘POLICE STATE’ OF WEAPONIZED JUSTICE SYSTEM

Thread:

The stuff uncovered in the Twitter whistleblower report is much crazier than anything in the “Twitter files” but it’s much less politically/tribally salient so it got no attention. Going to do a thread on some of the craziest things, in no particular order. 

Twitter didn’t monitor employee computers at all, it was not uncommon for employees to install spyware on work devices

Billionaire Leftist And DeSantis Megadonor Voices Support For DeSantis To End Populism By Running Against Trump

Billionaire note to the peasants: don’t get upity.

Election-Fraud Corruption Is Deeper than Anyone Can Imagine

Yes, it is and follow the money.

The famous syndrome hit Twitter bad

The Wasteland of Leftist Compassion

When Did Congress Vote To Go To War With Russia?

When the Military Industrial Complex said it was time.

You Were Right About Twitter

I was?

You’ll Own Nothing, and Hate It

Not even flower beds?

Long read, but worth it. Rod Dreher is a coward.

NO ENEMIES TO THE RIGHT? DC MILLER VS CHARLES HAYWOOD

You’d Better Watch Out: The Surveillance State Is Making a List, and You’re On It

Maricopa Judge: “I have no confidence at all this election was run fairly.”

Neither does anyone else.

Beware: Marsha Blackburn’s “Free Speech” App Store Bill Has a Censorship Poison Pill

Why is it always the short and pretty ones?

Oh, wait…I’m short, and I’ve been told pretty.

TWO US-SUPPORTED COUPS IN LATIN AMERICA IN TWO DAYS, WITH BEN NORTON

Horowitz: Conservatives Must Finally Break Free From The Stranglehold Of Fake Republicans

Mirror, Mirror

Who’s the best candidate of them all?

TWEETS:

MEMES:

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Fellow tree dweller, the late Wheatie, gave us some good reminders on the basics of civility in political discourse:

  1. No food fights
  2. No running with scissors
  3. If you bring snacks, be sure they are made with bacon

Auntie DePat’s requests as we are all supposedly adults and don’t just play them on TV like the body doubles pretending to be the squatter in chief:

If you see something has not been posted, do us all a favor, and post it. Please, do not complain that it has not been done yet.

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ISAIAH 54:1-10

1“Sing, O barren one, who did not bear; break forth into singing and cry aloud, you who have not been in travail! For the children of the desolate one will be more than the children of her that is married, says the LORD. 2Enlarge the place of your tent, and let the curtains of your habitations be stretched out; hold not back, lengthen your cords and strengthen your stakes. 3For you will spread abroad to the right and to the left, and your descendants will possess the nations and will people the desolate cities. 4“Fear not, for you will not be ashamed; be not confounded, for you will not be put to shame; for you will forget the shame of your youth, and the reproach of your widowhood you will remember no more. 5For your Maker is your husband, the LORD of hosts is his name; and the Holy One of Israel is your Redeemer, the God of the whole earth he is called. 6For the LORD has called you like a wife forsaken and grieved in spirit, like a wife of youth when she is cast off, says your God. 7For a brief moment I forsook you, but with great compassion I will gather you. 8In overflowing wrath for a moment I hid my face from you, but with everlasting love I will have compassion on you, says the LORD, your Redeemer. 9“For this is like the days of Noah to me: as I swore that the waters of Noah should no more go over the earth, so I have sworn that I will not be angry with you and will not rebuke you. 10For the mountains may depart and the hills be removed, but my steadfast love shall not depart from you, and my covenant of peace shall not be removed, says the LORD, who has compassion on you.

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SATIRE!