Dear MAGA: 20260312 ✾ Thank God ± Theistic Evolution ∈ Thursday Open Topic


This man, making Christmas calls from the White House, believes the world is a sphere. And he has even flown around it! So has our beautiful FLOTUS, who happens to be his wife!

Truth and common sense must be valued by us, as individuals, in order to lastingly disempower the authoritarian fake news media. This includes the perniciously smarmy science media, which never answers for its errors and lies. I believe that the media has been responsible not only for leftist pathologies like scientism, medical fascism, and radical gender ideology, but also for reactionary movements like modern flat Earth, rejection of all medicine, and Biblical geological literalism.


Just as Wheatie’s Stormwatch Monday Open Thread was created as a place for people to openly express their thoughts and opinions, so, too, is this Thank God Thursday Open Thread, where honest but civil discussion of all topics is encouraged. This thread is also to be known as Theistic Evolution Thursdays, due to the author’s expected “pontification” about his scientific, religious, and political opinions. You are welcome to pontificate back! Free speech matters!

Please label all AI-generated content as being such, unless it is patently obvious (e.g., humorous AI images). It is important that we as individuals not begin to pretend that socially derived artificial intelligence is actually our own, as this form of stealthy social information averaging and feedback would be one more pretense and deception between people, in service of stupid Marxist socialism, and of those who wish to substitute their communally protected lies for actual truth.

The source of alleged truth matters, not for the truth itself, but for validation.

And yes, it’s THURSDAY…again.

And that’s it. We’re done stealing from Wheatie.

OK – maybe her rules need to be posted.

  • No food fights.
  • No running with scissors.
  • If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

Other rules may be derivable from these, and that conjecture is left for discussion.


If there is nothing beyond the “W” below, then this is a placeholder. For health reasons, I can’t always post a timely opinion before each Thursday, but I will try. Otherwise, you have this placeholder post, where YOU provide the content. Enjoy!

W


Thursday trinkets are here! Take your pick! This one is “buggy”!


(1) Ladybugs. All kinds – both the old American ones, and the imported Chinese invasive ones that try to bite to hold on but just pinch. And the LARVAE. Ewwww – larvae. AI has opinions about them. Sorry that this one has to be watched on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/dLyRBFneBjk


(2) Spiders. They survive the winter. How?


(3) Mantises vs. Spiders. Be surprised! And yes, this one also has to be watched on YouTube, too.

https://youtu.be/hHAa85Ker7A


(4) Ants are sometimes way more venomous than you thought. No AI here – check it out!


(5) Kissing bugs. You don’t want to kiss them!

More information in the following links.

Don’t mix them up with harmless lookalikes!

Here are even more look-alikes.

If you want to keep kissing bugs out of your house, keep the mice out of your house!

https://bygl.osu.edu/node/2561

The Eastern bug is everywhere. But don’t think that the states to the west are safe. They all have the Western version!!!

https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=Eastern-Blood-Sucking-Conenose-Bug

And, happily, Wikipedia has some awesome information.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triatominae

Let’s finish off with the most common and closest look-alike, IMO – the Western Conifer Seed Bug (WCSB). This is America’s version of the Chinese ladybug, an invasive American species hitching a ride to the rest of the world! BUT IT’S CUTE! And it only stinks [LIKE BANANAS!] or pokes you if you manhandle it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_conifer_seed_bug

Their primary defense is to emit an unpleasant-smelling alarm pheromone;[2] however, if handled roughly they will stab with their proboscis, though they are hardly able to cause injury to humans as it is adapted only to suck plant sap and not, as in the assassin bugs, to inject venom.

PS – a great (and FREE) scientific article about controlling the invasive WCSB.

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/jen.12974


OK, that’s all for now. Have a great weekend! Don’t let the bedbugs bite!

W

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cthulhu
TheseTruths

I disagree with him that Paxton shouldn’t be running. It takes someone with a stellar MAGA record and with name recognition to have a chance against Cornyn. Like most incumbents, Cornyn is entrenched. Paxton’s candidacy is shining the light on a lot of things that need to be seen.

cthulhu

So long as we allow Fake News to slander our candidates, we’ll have BS like “Paxton shouldn’t be running.” It ain’t right, but it’s not something we can ignore.

cthulhu

44 minutes — but he states his thesis up front, so you need not watch very long.

TheseTruths

I was glad to see that.

TheseTruths

I’ve never heard of bulldopg ants, and I’m glad we don’t have them here.
Kissing bugs – It’s too hard to be able to distinguish all the various bugs, including these. We’re doomed! 😳

cthulhu

The various hairy caterpillars with potent neurotoxins are a bit of a concern (we don’t have these in CA).

TheseTruths

There are so many bugs, various species of which can inject poison, cause disease, or even kill: mosquitos, scorpions, ticks, caterpillars…

cthulhu

Everyone has mosquitos. Incidentally, the Mosquito Coast is northern Honduras (I’ve been there, the mosquitos weren’t particularly bad).

I’ve never seen a scorpion in the wild, only behind glass in zoos.

All the parks have abundant signs warning of ticks. I’ve never seen one.

California caterpillars aren’t venomous.

There also aren’t chiggers, fire ants, beach fleas, or kissing bugs — which helps explain why Californians frequently lack situational awareness.

cthulhu

We have rattlesnakes out the wazoo, but we don’t have cottonmouths, coral snakes, or water moccasins. All venomous snakes in California rattle.

In addition, the California kingsnake — which eats rattlesnakes — has a very attractive and distinctive pattern.

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TheseTruths

Too bad the government of such a paradise is so messed up!

cthulhu

No kidding. I was born here, and will move on as a refugee.

TheseTruths

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TheseTruths

Yesterday, Wolf posted something along these lines. People are starting to look for alternatives since the Senate appears to be a lost cause.

“The Conservative Alternative”:

JD Vance should replace John Thune as Senate Majority Leader.

It’s his Constitutional right, as Vice President. John Adams did it for 4 whole years.

We could ram through the entire MAGA agenda before midterms.

Let’s make it happen.

TheseTruths

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Catturd:

We have a Congress that will overwhelmingly vote to keep all their sexual assaults secret, but won’t vote to secure our elections with 85% of citizens wanting it.

They hate you.

I think they hate what it takes to make America safe and secure. Their personal interests, which coincide with their political interests, take precedence. They USE America while watching her be decimated. I hate what they’re doing (and not doing).

TheseTruths

Rep. Mark Harris:

It’s time for House Republicans to draw a line in the sand.

We are prepared to vote NO on any Senate legislation until the upper chamber passes the SAVE America Act.

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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna:

No more Senate bills will pass the floor until the Standing Filibuster is embraced and THE SAVE AMERICA ACT IS PASSED.

In addition: FISA WILL NEED TO HAVE SAVE AMERICA ACT ATTACHED. No excuses.

I don’t know the rules, but I have no doubt that this is being delayed so that one day it will be too late (maybe too close to the election) to pass it. Then the election happens and the opportunity is lost.

TheseTruths

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You can’t drop something you never had to begin with.

TheseTruths

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Are they crazy? Have they not seen what has happened in other countries? Watching self-destruction is baffling.

Cuppa Covfefe

And they are and have always been the gateway for the Moose Slimes to enter Europe… 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

cthulhu

Wolf notes that the WCSB smells like bananas if molested, which reminded me of the binturong, or bearcat.

They smell like popcorn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binturong

TheseTruths

“Hans Anato”:

The most fucked up thing about modern life is that being healthy requires you to actively fight everything around you

The default food is poisoned. The default schedule destroys your sleep. The default stress level is chronic. The default medical system manages symptoms instead of finding causes. The default cooking oils are industrial waste. The default response to feeling like shit is a pill

You have to FIGHT to eat real food. FIGHT to sleep properly. FIGHT to find a doctor who investigates instead of prescribes. FIGHT to avoid seed oils at every restaurant. FIGHT to manage stress in a world designed to keep your cortisol maxed 24/7

Your great-grandfather didn’t do any of this. He ate what was available and it was real. He worked physically and slept because he was tired. His food came from soil that wasn’t depleted. His stress was seasonal. His gut was intact because nothing was designed to destroy it

You’re not failing at health because you lack discipline. The entire system you live in is engineered to make you sick and sell you the cure

Processed food creates inflammation. The doctor prescribes an anti-inflammatory. Seed oils wreck your hormones. The clinic prescribes TRT. Sugar crashes destroy your mood. The psychiatrist prescribes an SSRI. Each problem creates a customer

I stopped fighting individual symptoms and started rejecting the whole system. Real food. Enough of it. No seed oils. Gut repair. Sleep

Within months I felt like a different species. And I was just eating the way humans ate for 10,000 years before the last 50 fucked everything up

The system is designed to make you a patient

Opt out

cthulhu

Very important message —

You’re not failing at health because you lack discipline. The entire system you live in is engineered to make you sick and sell you the cure

cthulhu

From Insty —

RHETORIC VS. REALITY:

The internet: IM NOT FCKING DYING FOR ISRAEL! Our soldiers don’t want to fight Israel’s wars!

IDF soldier to American pilot: it is a great honor for us to fight with you.

American pilot: likewise! Please be safe out there. Strike hard. pic.twitter.com/xzO0WGp7uC

— Mostly Peaceful Latinas (@mplpodcast305) March 11, 2026

cthulhu

This may be a bit out there….

There is a “song” on the Foxtrot album by Genesis. It’s called “Supper’s Ready” and is 23 minutes long. As befitting a band called “Genesis”, the tune is full of biblical references, specifically to Revelations.

Into this, a couple of days ago, stumbles a YouTube personality to do a listen.

At the end, she notes that it seems to be about “good and evil, with good triumphing in the end”, she had noticed there were places where multiple members were playing in different time signatures simultaneously, and that the entire cycle seemed somewhat operatic.

Not bad, for a first listen.