Dear KMAG: 20220418 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

Joe Biden didn’t win. This is our Real President:

AND our beautiful REALFLOTUS.

This Stormwatch Monday Open Thread remains open – VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA/KAG/KMAG world (with KMAG being a bit of both).

And indeed, it’s Monday…again.

But we WILL get through it!

…and we will have fun doing it, too!

The Rules

Boilerplate, more or less, but worth reading again and again, if only for the minor changes, and to stay out of moderation.

The bottom line is Free Speech. Theories and ideas you don’t agree with must be WELCOME here, and you must be part of that welcoming. But you do NOT need to be part of any agreement.

Bottom line – respect other people’s FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

Our only additional requirement is that you do so NICELY. Or at least try to make some effort in that direction.


We must endeavor to persevere to love our frenemies – even here.

Those who cannot deal with this easy requirement will be forced to jump the hoops of moderation, so that specific comments impugning other posters and violating the minimal rules can be sorted out and tossed in the trash.

In Wheatie’s words, “We’re on the same side here so let’s not engage in friendly fire.”

That includes the life skill of just ignoring certain other posters.

We do have a site – The U Tree – where civility is not a requirement. Interestingly, people don’t really go there much. Nevertheless, if you find yourself in an “argument” that can’t really stay civil, please feel free to “take it to the U Tree”. The U Tree is also a good place to report any technical difficulties, if you’re unable to report them here. Please post your comment there on one of Wolf’s posts, or in reply to one of Wolf’s comments, to make sure he sees it (though it may take a few hours).

We also have a backup site, called The Q Tree as well, which is really The Q Tree 579486807. You might call it “Second Tree”. The URL for that site is If this site ( ever goes down, please reassemble at the Second Tree.

If the Second Tree goes down, please go to The U Tree, or to our Gab Group, which is located at

We also have some “old rules” and important guidelines, outlined here, in a very early post, on our first New Year’s Day, in 2019. The main point is not to make violent threats against people, which then have to be taken seriously by law enforcement, and which can be used as a PRETEXT by enemies of this site.

In the words of Wheatie, “Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven that Wolf has created for us.”

A Moment of Prayer

Our policy on extreme religious freedom on this site is discussed HERE. Please feel free to pray and praise God anytime and anywhere.

Thus, please pray for our real President, the one who actually won the election.

You may also pray for our nation, our world, and even our enemies.

Call To Battle

Our beloved country is under Occupation by hostile forces.

Daily outrage and epic phuckery abound.

We can give in to despair…or we can be defiant and fight back in any way that we can.

Joe Biden didn’t win.

And we will keep saying Joe Biden didn’t win until we get His Fraudulency out of our White House.

Wolfie’s Wheatie’s Word of the Day Year:



line on the globe equally oblique to all meridians

an imaginary line on the surface of a sphere that crosses all meridians at the same angle, known also as a rhumb line

a curve on a surface of revolution that cuts all the meridians at a constant angle αα. If αα is an acute or obtuse angle, then a loxodrome performs infinitely many windings about the pole, getting closer and closer to it.

Used in a sentence:

“Throw Fauci into the Loxodrome!”

Used in a picture:

Used in another picture:


Have another great week!


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Anonymous Conservative’s take on Musk/Twitter:

Former Trump White House trade adviser Peter Navarro has claimed that Elon Musk is “very vulnerable to the blackmail of the Chinese Communist Party,” because he needs China to continue to allow him to sell Teslas there. And he points out Musk is not so principled he opposed the Chinese releasing the virus, or torturing Uighurs, so the champion of free speech act is a little questionable. If Truth Social can get to scale, it is a vastly more certain proposition, to the extent we know Trump has already wrecked the media and exposed Voter Fraud, so he tears things up wherever he goes. Musk creating this drama now, just as Truth Social is spinning up, seems like Kayfabe to keep people on Twitter, and try to shut down what is as close to a sure proposition as possible – Truth Social.


One thing is for certain is that he’s certainly sucking air out from President Trump. Hopefully he gets his business sorted quickly.


He’s getting media attention, but PDJT is a rock. He has the core principles that MAGA believers rely on.

bflyjesusgrl 🍊

One of my favorites, ty ❤️ 🦋 ❤️ 🤗


This probably deserves more attention than it will get tonight. Dr. Malone goes deep with his thoughts and correctly assesses, IMHO, that the time is now to stand against the evil.

Last edited 3 months ago by Wolf Moon

He’s just about at the point where he realizes the lyrics of “Imagine” describe hell.


Exactly. FWIW – that’s probably where Lennon is today.



Il Donaldo Trumpo (@papitrumpo) has been suspended from Twitter. ☹️ He has also been posting on Truth Social for a while.


bflyjesusgrl 🍊

He’s on Gab and GETTR too.

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The Judge that ruled face diapers are illegal.
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Last edited 3 months ago by bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎ULTRA MAGA😎

The bunny pic! 😂🐇


These are good. Especially the top post. Very happy with this! 😁


Did someone turn off the blog for about an hour?


Last post 22:27 (me). Next post 23:38 (me)…..


Apologies, went for a walk. 😐

Ooops Seems things got weird while I was away as the following story will attest.


No apologies necessary….I was just wondering if Wolf had scheduled a software update or something. After all, as many of you have discerned, I have no problem talking to myself for extended periods.

Last edited 3 months ago by cthulhu
Cuppa Covfefe

Just watch out if you talk back to yourself 😀

(and no getting in self-arguments 🙂 )…


I always liked the extended versions —

Exceeds expectations — talks with God
Meets expectations — speaks well with others
Below expectations — talks to himself
Needs remediation plan — argues with himself
Fail — loses those arguments

Cuppa Covfefe

Yep. That’s the poster I was thinking of.

Then there’s the one about secretaries/admin assistants/manglers…

Mangler: leaps over tall buildings
CEO: leaps over skyscrapers
Admin: lifts buildings and walks under them…

Ahhh, the good old days of cubicle posters…

Then, there was the Dilbert PE generator…
And Buzzword Bingo…

(sad to say, killing off Flash killed off some really funny/useful stuff, and no-one seems to have gone back and ported it)…

Last edited 3 months ago by Cuppa Covfefe

This is an example of why Burning Man existed —


BTW, I have swapped emails with Mr. Coffin — and I would heartily endorse browsing the other works on his website.

Temple of Gravity, IIRC, is currently residing in an orthodontist’s parking lot in Arizona. If you have a better place to put it, you can write him. He’s a really cool guy.