Dear KMAG: 20220516 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic

Joe Biden didn’t win. This is our Real President:

AND our beautiful REALFLOTUS.

This Stormwatch Monday Open Thread remains open – VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA/KAG/KMAG world (with KMAG being a bit of both).

And indeed, it’s Monday…again.

But we WILL get through it!

…and we will have fun doing it, too!

The Rules

Boilerplate, more or less, but worth reading again and again, if only for the minor changes, and to stay out of moderation.

The bottom line is Free Speech. Theories and ideas you don’t agree with must be WELCOME here, and you must be part of that welcoming. But you do NOT need to be part of any agreement.

Bottom line – respect other people’s FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

Our only additional requirement is that you do so NICELY. Or at least try to make some effort in that direction.


We must endeavor to persevere to love our frenemies – even here.

Those who cannot deal with this easy requirement will be forced to jump the hoops of moderation, so that specific comments impugning other posters and violating the minimal rules can be sorted out and tossed in the trash.

In Wheatie’s words, “We’re on the same side here so let’s not engage in friendly fire.”

That includes the life skill of just ignoring certain other posters.

We do have a site – The U Tree – where civility is not a requirement. Interestingly, people don’t really go there much. Nevertheless, if you find yourself in an “argument” that can’t really stay civil, please feel free to “take it to the U Tree”. The U Tree is also a good place to report any technical difficulties, if you’re unable to report them here. Please post your comment there on one of Wolf’s posts, or in reply to one of Wolf’s comments, to make sure he sees it (though it may take a few hours).

We also have a backup site, called The Q Tree as well, which is really The Q Tree 579486807. You might call it “Second Tree”. The URL for that site is If this site ( ever goes down, please reassemble at the Second Tree.

If the Second Tree goes down, please go to The U Tree, or to our Gab Group, which is located at

We also have some “old rules” and important guidelines, outlined here, in a very early post, on our first New Year’s Day, in 2019. The main point is not to make violent threats against people, which then have to be taken seriously by law enforcement, and which can be used as a PRETEXT by enemies of this site.

In the words of Wheatie, “Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven that Wolf has created for us.”

A Moment of Prayer

Our policy on extreme religious freedom on this site is discussed HERE. Please feel free to pray and praise God anytime and anywhere.

Thus, please pray for our real President, the one who actually won the election.

You may also pray for our nation, our world, and even our enemies.

Call To Battle

Our beloved country is under Occupation by hostile forces.

Daily outrage and epic phuckery abound.

We can give in to despair…or we can be defiant and fight back in any way that we can.

Joe Biden didn’t win.

And we will keep saying Joe Biden didn’t win until we get His Fraudulency out of our White House.

Wolfie’s Wheatie’s Word of the Day Year Week:



bearing a wheel or wheel-like organ.

Used in a sentence:

“Perhaps the most obviously trochiferous insect of all is the wheel bug.”

Used in a picture:

Appearing in a video:

NOTE: Please do not watch this if you are creeped out by insect bites and stings.


Have another great week!


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Citizen Free Press: NASA Rover spots a ‘doorway’ on Mars… Check the photo…
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If only “someone” had been standing in the doorway…👽 Memes might be forthcoming. 😄

Cuppa Covfefe

Yep. Like, “have you renewed your cave insurance???” 🙂


Evidently, the door is only a couple of feet tall… could only be used by something the size of a child.


That fits. Have you ever seen a tall alien? 🤔


Twilight Zone – Cannabits




IMDB Ted Cassidy.

Star Trek: TOS — Ruk

Besides Lurch, Cassidy got around — he was the voice of the Gorn in ST:TOS (and Balok’s puppet); he was a screenwriter for The Harrad Experiment; and he did an astounding amount of voice work.

He was also Thing in the Addams Family when he wasn’t actually in the shot as Lurch, which makes you wonder how they hid him.


Sounds exciting, of course it is, and Congress will begin it’s first hearings on UFO’s in fifty years starting tomorrow. So be prepared to get dazzled with BS. My first hopes are the Republicans do not participate. Second hopes, if they do, let all questions be about something important, gas, border, baby food. “Commander X, you say you saw this UFO approach on a downward angle. Is that like the way any one of the 2000 mules dropped ballots into the box?” “Commander Y, do you think it’s possible we can speak to these aliens about getting baby food?”

Congress set to hold first open hearing on UFOs in half-century

Oh cripes… just glanced at one of the stories.. hearing looks likes its going to be led by little pencil neck Adam Schitt.

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The dems clearly want to talk about conspiracy theories, time to toss the kitchen sink at them. “Commander Z, setting UFO’s aside, are there any other conspiracy theories you believe in say, Russian Collusion?, the origins of China Virus? Depopulation theory? Stolen Elections? …”.


Great ideas!


Hmmm. Just realized. Schitty has alien physical characteristics. Long neck. goofy head.


Well .. he is a turd from the planet Uranus .. 😮🫢🤭🙄😂🤚‼️


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Here’s a 10.5-minute interview on Today of the passenger who had to land his plane when the pilot passed out.

bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎ULTRA MAGA😎


Good! More sunshine, please.


H1B visa crowd. We’ve been saying these people shouldn’t be anywhere near one of these free speech platforms for ages now cause either they don’t understand the 1st Amendment or don’t care about the 1st Amendment.


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Bwahahahahaha bwahahahahaha … wait .. 😳

bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎ULTRA MAGA😎

OH NOES!!! 😱 😱 😱

35,000 pounds of eggs spill all over I-30 at Malcolm X Boulevard in Dallas early this morning.

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Food shortage worsens…

bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎ULTRA MAGA😎

Mah egg prices!!!😭😭😭


Moron running TW, tried to splain away TW efforts to minimize spam, bots. Elon was having none of it.


Elon Musk Destroys Twitter CEO with a Simple Emoji in Response to His Comments about Spam on Twitter

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Idiot, dangerous idiot at the helm


^^^ PERFECT ^^^^

  • Directly follows HLS memo, highlighting the greatest threat to the US IS internal. White radical militants on the right.
  • Activate, Ministry of Truth.

hussien and his puppets are far to predictable.

Edit. Figured I best add, /s.

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bflyjesusgrl 🍊 😎ULTRA MAGA😎


I’d move to Florida if it wasn’t way too HOT down there.