Beware the predictable calls against mail-in ballots by John Brennan, Jim Comey, and all those LOSER AMERIKANSKIS who tried to stop MUH VLADDY last time. Sorry – too late. Moscow is stealing this election again, Democrat losers and haters, and there is NOTHING you can do about it.
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Yes, it’s too late to stop mail-in ballots, and Democrats are going to LOSE AGAIN. President Trump has now spilled the beans, so I can come out OPENLY and support Russian Mail-In Ballots!
NOW do you see why Drumpf backed aging, senile, boob-job veteran Nancy Pelosi for Speaker, and helped kill off honest socialist Bernie Sanders, so that y’all would be stuck with literally demented Joe Biden as his opponent?
OMG, this operation was so SLICK! Trump even got Pelosi herself to push for the mail-in ballots, while “defending” against the idea.
I mean, seriously. POLIDENT? You think Polident gonna figure this shit out? Maybe just NOW!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Did I say it? I’ll say it again.
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
You Democrats think “Hands” Biden is gonna figure out Trump’s cunning triple-reverso-with-a-backflip imposition of RUSSIAN MAIL-IN-BALLOTS? A Machiavellian Sun-Tzu master who got YOU to ask for the Russian win?
Hands Biden? Who got schooled by THE KEEBLER ELF?
“Smugs” Biden, a.k.a. Captain Obvious, who could not – in his PRIME at the Clarence Thomas hearings – even conceal his foolish hatred for a black guy who always was and always will be 100 times smarter than good-old-boy “Plagiarize” Biden?
The hair-sniffin’, nursing home-qualified, Basement Joe? Your “funny uncle” who needs to be in a home NOW, where nobody will see him hitting on therapists like some ULTRA-BOOMER from pre-feminist hell? This guy is gonna stop PUTIN and TRUMP? THIS GUY???
A guy who – UNLIKE Trump, who runs rings around Twitter – has to be HELPED by Facebook?
Yup. TOO LATE, DEMOCRATS. You’re stuck with OLD LOSERS who think these riots are going to help. They ain’t gonna help. They’re gonna seal the deal for Putin and Trump.
Let me say the word FROM YOUR LIPS that will chill you to the BONE, Dems:
“Authoritarians.”
Hey, you called it, Dumb-o-crats.
I’m predicting a TRUMP LANDSLIDE.
NOW – here is the killer. This is why Mail-In Ballots will favor TRUMP and not BIDEN.
The Quality of Forgery Goes To The Russians.
I repeat.
The Quality of Forgery Goes To The Russians.
You guys think China can pull you out of this?
HA! Too late. Maybe in 500 years. Not today.
NO WAY.
Russia has always been WAY BETTER than China at every form of document-based fraud in the West. And this is an extension of their general ability to counterfeit things, which is legendary among those of us who are WISE to how crafty the Russians REALLY ARE.
You always catch Chinese counterfeit EVERYTHING.
You NEVER catch Russian counterfeit ANYTHING.
Did you ever stop to wonder WHY?
OMG, this is so perfect.
All Trump has to do is implement some kind of “Election Integrity” to weed out forgeries, fraud, and bad ballots.
The pulled ballots will ALL be Chinese crap favoring Democrats.
BLAME THE VICTIM. “Democrat fraud!!!” LOL.
The RUSSIAN BALLOTS for Trump will sail right through, fooling everybody.
SO – here is my advice to Republicans.
Yeah, it’s good cover to OPPOSE mail-in ballots, but don’t fight them too hard – OK? *WINK*
“Vlad’s got this.”
