DEAR MAGA: TGIF Open Thread 20240209

Attitude Adjustment

Ingredients

Makes 1

½ oz. simple syrup (1:1)

¼ oz. Green Chartreuse

¾ oz. lime juice

1½ oz. Matusalem Clasico Rum

Miller High Life to bottom (and as a side sipper)

Lime wheel, to garnish

  1. Step 1Build in the shaker tin—first the simple syrup, then the lime, Chartreuse, and rum. Taste. Miller High Life is deceptively sweet, so before the cocktail gets strained into your glass, it needs to be on the dry side. 
  2. Step 2Grab your Collins glass and add 4 ice cubes, then bottom with some of the beer; set aside. Add 3 ice cubes to the shaking tin and Collins shake. Taste again. Does it feel a little too hot and boozy right now? That’s okay! It’s going to mingle with the beer, which will stretch out the dilution. Strain into the prepared Collins glass. We serve the beer remaining in the pony bottle alongside the cocktail. Garnish with the lime wheel.

Badlands News Brief – February 9, 2024

Catturd Republicans Vs. Taylor Swift Democrats

Democrat Lawyer Admits At Supreme Court That Only One Party Can Be Allowed To Rig Elections

Justice Jackson Shuts Down After Trump Lawyer Explains Why ‘Insurrection’ Mania Is A Stupid Talking Point

The Vladimir Putin Interview

The CDC Is BIG Mad at Their Own Scientists for Proving Masks (Even N95) Don’t Work

Tweets & Stuff From X

Don’t really trust Patrick Byrne at all, but he has a point.

https://twitter.com/TerrenceBeBack/status/1755693500656484568

The reason this post is cutting it close to the wire of Midnight EST is because I was on the phone with a friend who was complaining to me about these very things.

They’re ready to give him the exit stage left hook.

Memes & Other Fun Stuff

And now for the business portion of the post borrowed from Tuesday:

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PSALMS 81:10-15

9There shall be no strange god among you; you shall not bow down to a foreign god. 10I am the LORD your God, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt. Open your mouth wide, and I will fill it. 11“But my people did not listen to my voice; Israel would have none of me. 12So I gave them over to their stubborn hearts, to follow their own counsels. 13O that my people would listen to me, that Israel would walk in my ways! 14I would soon subdue their enemies, and turn my hand against their foes.

SATIRE!

Not funny.

Again, not really funny.

Have a good weekend!