Dear MAGA: 20260319 ✾ Thank God ± Theistic Evolution ∈ Thursday Open Topic


This man, making Christmas calls from the White House, believes the world is a sphere. And he has even flown around it! So has our beautiful FLOTUS, who happens to be his wife!

Truth and common sense must be valued by us, as individuals, in order to lastingly disempower the authoritarian fake news media. This includes the perniciously smarmy science media, which never answers for its errors and lies. I believe that the media has been responsible not only for leftist pathologies like scientism, medical fascism, and radical gender ideology, but also for reactionary movements like modern flat Earth, rejection of all medicine, and Biblical geological literalism.


Just as Wheatie’s Stormwatch Monday Open Thread was created as a place for people to openly express their thoughts and opinions, so, too, is this Thank God Thursday Open Thread, where honest but civil discussion of all topics is encouraged. This thread is also to be known as Theistic Evolution Thursdays, due to the author’s expected “pontification” about his scientific, religious, and political opinions. You are welcome to pontificate back! Free speech matters!

Please label all AI-generated content as being such, unless it is patently obvious (e.g., humorous AI images). It is important that we as individuals not begin to pretend that socially derived artificial intelligence is actually our own, as this form of stealthy social information averaging and feedback would be one more pretense and deception between people, in service of stupid Marxist socialism, and of those who wish to substitute their communally protected lies for actual truth.

The source of alleged truth matters, not for the truth itself, but for validation.

And yes, it’s THURSDAY…again.

And that’s it. We’re done stealing from Wheatie.

OK – maybe her rules need to be posted.

  • No food fights.
  • No running with scissors.
  • If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

Other rules may be derivable from these, and that conjecture is left for discussion.


If there is nothing beyond the “W” below, then this is a placeholder. For health reasons, I can’t always post a timely opinion before each Thursday, but I will try. Otherwise, you have this placeholder post, where YOU provide the content. Enjoy!

W


Thursday Trinkets – THEY’RE HERE!!!


(1) Let’s start this off right!


(2) Have you ever heard of [badly] exploding shotgun slugs? Enjoy some humorous backyard ballistics.


(3) Skip over this one if spiders creep you out. Think of worrisome American spiders as 3 categories. Black widows, brown recluses, and “other”. This is about “other”. They’re not so bad, but you might want to pay attention to them.


(4) The end of the Bronze Age is fascinating.


(5) How about an instrumental hymn? Does it sound familiar? Words are provided below!

Blessed Assurance

(Verse)
Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine!
O what a foretaste of glory divine!
Heir of salvation, purchase of God,
Born of His Spirit, washed in His blood.

(Chorus)
This is my story, this is my song,
Praising my Savior all the day long;
This is my story, this is my song,
Praising my Savior all the day long.

(Verse)
Perfect submission, perfect delight,
Visions of rapture now burst on my sight;
Angels descending bring from above
Echoes of mercy, whispers of love.

(Chorus)
This is my story, this is my song,
Praising my Savior all the day long;
This is my story, this is my song,
Praising my Savior all the day long.

(Verse)
Perfect submission, all is at rest,
I in my Savior am happy and blest;
Watching and waiting, looking above,
Filled with His goodness, lost in His love.

(Chorus)
This is my story, this is my song,
Praising my Savior all the day long;
This is my story, this is my song,
Praising my Savior all the day long.


That’s it for today. Have a great weekend!

W

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cthulhu

Verrrry Interrrresting…..

Of course, there was nobody around to see it as we’ve all been conditioned to tolerate the kicker-outer’s concept of “prompt”.

cthulhu

Well, it’s a good thing you keep track of such changes.

cthulhu

New Schlichter —

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/03/19/dont-listen-to-idiots-about-the-iran-war-n2672946

This one is a barn-burner…..

You could be forgiven for wondering who and what to believe when you go on social media or look at the regime media, or listen to politicians, and you’re bombarded with all sorts of information, opinions, and assertions about the Iran War, but take heart. There’s an easy way to sift through it all to separate the wheat of valuable insights from the chaff of absolute stupidity. If somebody’s telling you that we are losing this war, he’s an idiot, or a liar, or both, and you should ignore everything he says.

Right up front, let’s be clear about something. The American and Israeli campaign against the mullahs is an unparalleled achievement in the military art, a victory so sweeping and complete that it defies any precedent. Within a couple of days, we decapitated their leadership, and not just at the neck – we’ve made the cut down around their colons. The High Poobah they started with got smoked faster than a fat doobie at Snoop Dogg‘s birthday party. Their alleged leader du jour – a guy who once had to go to England because he couldn’t make his little mullah stand at attention – is probably dead. But it’s not only impotence in the barnyard with these guys; it’s impotence on the battlefield as well. We removed their allegedly advanced integrated air defense system. We converted their surface fleet to an all-submarine navy. We’ve smashed their ability to project combat power, degrading their ballistic missile and drone forces from a fearsome fusillade to a pathetic trickle. We dominate every sphere of the battlespace, but one – air, sea, space, cyber, and the electromagnetic spectrum. The only one we don’t dominate (yet) is the ground. Still, with the Israelis taking out squad-size units of whatever the Farsi word for Gestapo is using exploding drones, and the people beginning to take to the streets, it’s only a matter of time before the mullahs lose control of the dirt, too. 

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eilert

The Islamic occupiers of Iran never had a chance once the first strike took out a large part of the leadership.

They could have reconstituted their leadership if they had the backing of the population they were occupying, but like true dictators they ruthlessly suppressed any dissent.
Even before the January uprising, they only had maybe 4% (still a lot with a population of 90million, especially since their supporter wer the only once with arms).

The regime is on its death bed and will fall in the next few days.
Something the media is trying to hide, because it does not fit their TDS narrative.

Gudthots

Thread…

John Ʌ Konrad V
@johnkonrad
11h
Trump, the person if not the whole administration, cares deeply about restoring American maritime might.

He came into office determined to restore American maritime power. He assembled the greatest collection of maritime minds in key government positions since Nixon.

He put Mike Waltz, creator of the SHIPS for America Act, as head of his National Security Council.

He created a Maritime Office in the White House.

He appointed maritime advocates to key positions throughout his administration.

He signed a sweeping Maritime Executive Order in April 2025 that directed a Maritime Action Plan across Defense, State, Transportation, and Homeland Security.

He started laser focusing on securing chokepoints: Panama, the Red Sea, Suez, the Greenland-UK Gap. He launched investigations into Gibraltar and Spain.

He created USTR actions to tariff Chinese-built and operated ships. He called CMA CGM’s CEO Rodolphe Saadé to the Oval Office and secured a $20 billion commitment.

He invited me, the owner of the world’s largest shipping news website, to the White House multiple times and got me a Pentagon press credential.

The ambition was real.

Gudthots

Europe at war from within our own institutions.

John Ʌ Konrad V
@johnkonrad
11h
And there was an even bigger loss that didn’t make headlines but I’m told hit trump personally and it reveals how the military academia and think tank establishment, which gets significant funding and support from Europe, fights back.

In December, Trump announced the Golden Fleet initiative at Mar-a-Lago: a new class of Trump-class battleships, 30,000-40,000 tons, armed with hypersonic missiles, railguns, lasers, and nuclear cruise missiles. The USS Defiant.

A ship he designed with @SECNAV to hold chokepoints like Hormuz.

Twenty to twenty-five hulls. The most ambitious surface combatant program since World War II.

Within 72 hours, the national security think tank world lined up to kill it. CSIS published a piece titled “The Golden Fleet’s Battleship Will Never Sail,” estimating $9 billion per hull, predicting cancellation before the first ship hits water.

The Foundation for Defense of Democracies called it a waste. Retired admirals said the Navy should buy small distributed platforms instead. Every defense analyst in Washington competed to be quoted saying it was impossible.

The military industrial establishment, with the help from allied think tanks and colleges, lined up to piss on the plans.

The same establishment that can’t build a frigate on time, that delivered the Constellation class years late before canceling it, that produced three Zumwalts instead of thirty, that has presided over the smallest Navy since World War I, lined up overnight to explain why America can’t build big ships anymore.

The same people who have no plan to close the destroyer gap that is right now undermining convoy escort operations in the Gulf.

The think tanks didn’t offer an alternative. They offered learned helplessness. And that helplessness is the context in which Hormuz is now playing out.

And the tariff decision took away a huge source of revenue to fund it without congress… which won’t even vote on the bipartisan SHIPs Act.

scott467

The enemy think-tanks are obviously going to shoot down everything, so their impotence had to be entirely expected and a non-factor.

Said another way, if DJT was counting on their support, he’s an idiot — which he is not.

And as we were told repeatedly, most of DJT’s tariffs were of a different type than the kind struck down by the (not)Supreme Court, and the type that was struck down had multiple workarounds, which Kavanaugh even helpfully inserted into his dissenting opinion.

So tariffs are a non-factor.

And I’m not sure what he’s talking about with Greenland, IIRC, DJT got everything he actually needed, i.e., sovereign military bases in Greenland, which has already been agreed to in principle, and the deal is in process of being finalized.

And if it isn’t, then DJT will exercise whatever leverage is necessary to get it finalized.

So what is Konrad trying to say?

TheseTruths

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TheseTruths

NY Governor Kathy Hochul Now Basically Begging Wealthy People Who Fled the State to Come Back and Help Fund Welfare Programs (VIDEO)

“I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we have in our state,” she said.

Well, that sounds appealing (not). “I want to go to a place where i can be forced to pay for government social programs,” said no one, ever.

Hochul’s biggest problem right now is NYC Mayor Mamdani. Just as she is begging people to return to the state, Mamdani is doing everything he can to raise taxes on people living in the city. That’s just going to drive more people away.

🍿 🍿 🍿 But I don’t know if anything would cause the majority of New Yorkers to vote against Dems.

scott467

She’s an empowered liberal white woman, the final boss of girl-bosses.

Her intellect is a superpower beyond what mere mortals can conceive.

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scott467

Need more liberal white female leadership, and the castrated fem-boys who orbit them.

It’s working.

If the objective is to destroy absolutely everything.

TheseTruths

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scott467

Should have drawn Thune in ass-jack’s breast pocket.

TheseTruths

Banning Sharia is a start, but it amounts to nothing more than words on paper. Muslims will still adhere to Sharia and run Sharia courts/tribunals in their Mosques. What must be done is reclassifying Islam from a religion to a totalitarian political ideology and banning it in its entirety from operating on American soil.

scott467

FINALLY!

They can call it the totalitarian political ideology of peace.

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Permanent DOGE!

cthulhu

I should caution people regarding this concept.

Government accounting is very different from standard financial accounting — it’s run by the Government Accounting Standards Board (GASB) instead of the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB). Furthermore, auditing standards for government accounting are wildly different from regular financial audit standards (they’re in a document called “The Yellow Book”, which may have been originally written by Lewis Carroll).

Further information can be had at https://www.mypescpe.com/pes_course_desc.php?prodSku=8350&cpe — a course I took some years back.

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TheseTruths

Is there a reason why “government accounting” couldn’t be audited on a regular basis by qualified people?

scott467

Rip it ALL out of the government’s hands. No one can trust the government to audit itself, the very concept is laughable.

scott467

Every single month.

Just put everything on the blockchain, for total public transparency, and individual American Patriots will become the Watchers of corrupt government, instead of the government being the watchers of We the People.

If you let government fraud go for a whole year, it becomes too big to fail.

Or stop.

Government needs constant course correction, because its inclination is always toward waste, fraud and abuse.

TheseTruths

A Texas family just lost it in court as Judge Raquel West absolutely TORCHED 18-year-old Caden James Fontenette before slamming him with 25 YEARS in prison for robbing a convenience store.

The judge didn’t hold back!

This is how it’s done!

Her “torching” was done in a calm, factual way. No yelling, just a description of the guy’s behavior. Based on what she said, I think he absolutely would offend again and would probably escalate.

scott467

He needs a lot more than 25 years.

And remove all weight lifting equipment from prisons, it’s ridiculous that these monsters are enabled to build themselves up to be even more dangerous and violent monsters.

And destroy the gang system in prisons. It’s ridiculous that prisoners run the institutions instead of the guards.

Segregate everyone by race, instead of creating a battle royale inside of every prison. So you have black prisons, white prisons and Hispanic prisons.

Multiculturalism is a lie. Prisons prove, every day, decade after decade after decade, that you cannot force people of different races to inhabit a defined area without having war.

The solutions to nearly all ‘societal problems’ are simple and could be implemented in weeks, if not days.

All that is ever required is the simple will to do it.

Which ultimately means standing up to and outright defying liberal white women — or simply ignoring them completely — because there is no one else who presents a credible challenge.

It’s not black people. Black people aren’t holding back the while male majority.

It’s not Asians, or Hispanics or even islamics.

And it’s not homos or trannys either.

So that just leaves liberal white women.

That’s who all the eunuchs, simps and castratos are afraid of.

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TheseTruths

Trump just ran the most brutal

loyalty test in NATO history,

and every single ally failed it…

He called his ‘Aliies’ bluff on

the Strait of Hormuz –

and now he has a list

TheseTruths

Zero Hedge:

The oil market has fragmented: Oil is now trading for $150/bbl in Asia (except the occasional sanctioned Iranian tanker) where demand destruction has started. China and India most pressured.

Meanwhile it is still $100 in the US

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scott467

Video from James at InvestAnswers, a concentrated overview of everything Elon Musk is doing at once, and how it all integrates. It’s pretty amazing.
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