I Was A Teenage Communist – Hilarious Once Again For All The Right Reasons


Springtime for Hitler just went full Bolshevik.

Never go full Bolshevik! Most of all, in CHINADA.

This is actually a lot of fun, in a kind of sick / maybe not so sick way. It’s complicated.

Stay with me on this and you’ll see.

SCTV had an old (1982) skit, I Was A Teenage Communist, making fun of 1950s conservatism and anticommunism, which for context aired during Reagan’s first term (right after the deep state failed to kill him). It was originally hilarious, being what we didn’t realize at that time, was actually communist propaganda from Hollywood, mocking 50s anticommunism, to keep those progressive gains of three post-war decades fresh.

Anticommunism! What a hoot!

Yeah, add a few decades, multiple internal communist “auto-coups” by the deep state (JFK, Nixon, Reagan, Trump), and a generation old enough, smart enough, and WISE enough to finally see through multiple generations of leftist deception and language games. Add young kids today, who now SEE the crooked communist past clearly, though NEW EYES.

The bankruptcy of American Sovietism, dying on the vine, is there for all to see, but particularly for those with historical perspective.

With time, this SCTV skit became very unfunny as one watches all of the following things:

  • communist foundations laid in the 50s obvious now
  • Hollywood’s lulling communist propaganda of the 70s obvious now
  • anti-communism of the 50’s not properly dealing with communism
  • complete duping of Americans during the 70s by Hollywood
  • absence of anti-communist warning in the 70s and thereafter
  • the horror of what good people missed all the way along

Indeed, if you have CUT THE CABLE, then this skit will almost certainly seem VERY unfunny now. THAT is proof that you’re destroying their programming.

BUT there is a silver lining, and if you watch this with the right frame of mind, it’s hilarious once again – this time as Hollywood (or Iciclewood, or whatever you call these people) self-indicting as Marxist tools. In a sense, they make fun of themselves, by history having validated all the stereotypes that they themselves use for false mockery.

It’s JAW-DROPPING – in a Springtime For Hitler way – as dupey, dopey, Marxist tools mock awareness of their true selves, proven over time.

If you watch very closely near the end, you will even see very calculated mockery of subtle old warnings we have now resurrected as TRUE WISDOM.

At first it’s kinda horrifying, but then it becomes SO unfunny, it’s once again laugh-out-loud funny at the brazenness, the stupidity, and the WRONGNESS of it all.

If you catch the (hilarious (not hilarious (hilarious))) part, it’s sly patriot fun. Just keep saying the word “ghastly” as you watch it, and you’ll get it.

They’ll be studying this clip in propaganda discussions for centuries.

“GHASTLY!”

Enjoy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxEshFBhU-4

Scammin' Me

Thanks to our QTreeper realsauce who posted a great Tom Petty video, Won’t Back Down, here:

LINK: https://wqth.wordpress.com/2019/08/14/speech-protecting-the-red-flags/comment-page-1/#comment-230851

Suddenly I remembered one of my FAVORITE videos of all times – the one where Tom Petty understood FAKE NEWS, FAKE ENTERTAINMENT, FAKE SCIENCE and FAKE HISTORY literally DECADES before we did.

Here are the original lyrics, as nearly as I can tweak them to the ad libs of the video:

Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers Lyrics

“Jammin’ Me”

You got me in a corner
You got me against the wall
I got no – where to go
I got no – where to fall

Take back your insurance
Baby nothin’s guaranteed
Take back your acid rain, baby
Let your T.V. bleed

You’re jammin’ me
You’re jammin’ me
Quit jammin’ me
Hey you can keep me painted in a corner
You can look away, but it’s not over

You’re jammin’ me

Take back your angry slander
Take back your pension plan
Take back your ups and downs of
Your life in raisin-land

Take back Vanessa Redgrave
Take back Joe Piscopo
Take back Eddie Murphy
Give ’em all some place to go

You’re jamming me
You’re jamming me
Quit jammin me
Yeah you can keep me painted in a corner
You can walk away, but it’s not over

Take back your Iranian torture
And the apple in young Steve’s eye
Yeah take back your losing streak
Check your front wheel drive

You’re jammin’ me
You’re jammin’ me
Quit jammin’ me

Take back Pasadena
Take back El Salvador
Take back that country club they’re
Tryin’ to build outside my door

You’re jammin’ me
You’re jammin’ me
Quit jammin’ me
Baby you can keep me painted in a corner
You can walk away, but it’s not over

Oh you’re jammin’ me
Quit jammin’ me
You’re jammin’ me

Well, you know what?

Time for an update.

STAND BACK!


Wolf Moon And The Deplorables Lyrics

“Scammin’ Me”

(Try playing the song while you read – it really helps!)


You got us in a corner

You got us against the wall

We got no – where to go

We got no – where to fall

Take back your crap insurance

With Obama’s guarantee

Take back your global warming

‘Cause we cut our T.V.s free

You’re scammin’ me

You’re scammin’ me

Quit scammin’ me

Hey you can keep us punched in a corner

But we will walk away, and it’s not over

You’re scammin’ me

Take back your patsy killers

Take back your gun grab plan

Take back your mind control of

Your lies in razor-land

Take back your crooked Clintons

Take back your fraud named O

Take back Loretta Comey

Give ’em all some place to go

You’re scamming me

You’re scamming me

Quit scammin’ me

Yeah you can keep us punched in a corner

But we will walk away, and it’s not over

Take back your Iranian cash grab

And our Apple as Tim Cook’s spy

Yeah take back your losing wars

Based upon your lie

You’re scammin’ me

You’re scammin’ me

Quit scammin’ me

Take back your Venezuela

Take back Paul Manafort

Take back your city slackers

You’re tryin’ so hard to import

You’re scammin’ me

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and Senator Ed Markey (D-MA) were joined by Democratic lawmakers from both the House and Senate on February 7, 2019, to introduce Green New Deal legislation.

You’re scammin’ me

Quit scammin’ me

Baby you can keep us punched in a corner

But we will walk away, and it’s not over

Oh you’re scammin’ me

Quit scammin’ me

You’re scammin’ me


Wolf Moon And The Deplorables Lyrics

“Scammin’ Me”

You got us in a corner
You got us against the wall
We got no – where to go
We got no – where to fall

Take back your crap insurance
With Obama’s guarantee
Take back your global warming
‘Cause we cut our T.V.s free

You’re scammin’ me
You’re scammin’ me
Quit scammin’ me
Hey you can keep us punched in a corner
But we will walk away, and it’s not over

You’re scammin’ me

Take back your patsy killers
Take back your gun grab plan
Take back your mind control of
Your lies in razor-land

Take back your crooked Clintons
Take back your fraud named O
Take back Loretta Comey
Give ’em all some place to go

You’re scamming me
You’re scamming me
Quit scammin me
Yeah you can keep us punched in a corner
But we will walk away, and it’s not over

Take back your Iranian cash grab
And our Apple as Tim Cook’s spy
Yeah take back your losing wars
Based upon your lie

You’re scammin’ me
You’re scammin’ me
Quit scammin’ me

Take back your Venezuela
Take back Paul Manafort
Take back your city slackers
You’re tryin’ so hard to import

You’re scammin’ me
You’re scammin’ me
Quit scammin’ me
Baby you can keep us punched in a corner
But we will walk away, and it’s not over

Oh you’re scammin’ me
Quit scammin’ me
You’re scammin’ me

Wolf Moon, 2019

The words are yours. The music is presumably somebody else’s. Enjoy.