Are YOU a Member of JAB CLUB?
Well, if you are, then start ACTING LIKE IT!
If you are saying BAD THINGS about the wonderful coronavirus vaccines with safe and effective mRNA technology, which have never killed or harmed anybody, then you need a REFRESHER COURSE in the RULES OF JAB CLUB.
#1 – The first rule of Jab Club is, you do not talk about Jab Club.
#2 – The second rule of Jab Club is, you DO NOT talk about Jab Club.
#3 – If someone dies or gets injured, it wasn’t the jab.
#4 – Two jabs to a vaccination.
#5 – One jab to a booster.
#6 – No admission of harm, no metrics except antibodies.
#7 – Jabs will go on as long as they have to.
#8 – If this is your first night in Jab Club, you have to get jabbed.
Now, we have a problem, people.
Not everybody is following the rules of JAB CLUB.
LINK: https://www.bitchute.com/video/D60zcuock4Hk/
This kind of mistake is completely unacceptable. Although Mr. Bongino did not violate the first rule of Jab Club, which is to talk about Jab Club, he came very close. It’s clear that people are not following the rules of Jab Club, hence the need for this refresher.
We are providing the following examples for your education and sense of well-being.
EXAMPLES:
Example 1
This is a CLEAR violation of Rule #6.
#6 – No admission of harm, no metrics except antibodies.
You can’t say things that give people ideas.
The disease can’t hurt rabbits, because the jabs can’t hurt humans. Get it? Understand spike protein political vulnerability! Loose lips cause slips! Corona viruses are potentially bad diseases, that limit human life, but if we talk about any specifics, people will figure out that the jabs do the same thing, only worse, and that we’re making money on THEIR DEATHS.
Why, people might even figure out that we made the damn virus more deadly on purpose, to help depopulate the planet of all these annoying plebes!
Enough already! Wise up!
Example 2
This is a blatant violation of Rule #3.
#3 – If someone dies or gets injured, it wasn’t the jab.
It wasn’t the jabs. EVER.
The FAUCI WALL admits no blame. SUCK IT UP, PEOPLE!
Strike back against this one with “correlation does not prove causation”, said with a tone of certainty and finality. Remember: Follow the science means don’t question the jabs!
Example 3
This one violates rules 1, 2, 3 and 6!
Unacceptable!
This one is a complete travesty, from talking about “sudden death” and individual athletes, to talking about things like overall mortality rates AT ALL. But it gets worse.
“Denial” is actually mentioned!
“DENIAL” is a code word for JAB CLUB!
REMEMBER!
#1 – The first rule of Jab Club is, you do not talk about Jab Club.
#2 – The second rule of Jab Club is, you DO NOT talk about Jab Club.
NOW – let’s look at somebody who knows the rules!
Example 4
(Hat Tip RDS, The Burning Platform, and Summit News)
This, my friends, is how you do Jab Club right!
Every single rule obeyed!
Check out the video – it’s a superb Jab Club TRAINING VIDEO!
See how that works? Just like back in Germany during the 1940s. People knew everything was OK for the Jews. Hitler was taking care of them, just as he promised. All those stories about maltreatment were misinformation – just like the misinformation we are experiencing now about the vaccines.
Yes, children are experiencing slightly more myocarditis these days, and government scientists are hard at work, figuring out why this might be. There are many possible candidates, including anxiety about gender, concern about insurrectionists, air pollution, and especially climate change. But children should not worry about disease – myocarditis is easily treated.
You may see graphs like this one.
If you see something, say something. This graph and others like it are likely to be misinformation, and should be reported to authorities, just like Jewish propaganda was successfully reported to the appropriate authorities around 80 years ago, in a similar fashion.
There are NO WORRIES when you follow the rules of Jab Club!
We hope that you fully understand the rules of our wonderful JAB CLUB that make sure we’re all safe, happy, and in excellent health.
Now – is your FIGHT CARD – whoops – I mean your VACCINE PASSPORT current?
If not, GET A BOOSTER! But just one! Remember Rule #5:
#5 – One jab to a booster.
The reason for Rule #4 (two jabs to a vaccination) is that it takes two shots of the deadlier Wuhan variant spike protein to seriously injure most people, and in particular for the second shot to create a bad reaction to the first shot.
The reason for Rule #5 (one jab to a booster) is to let each booster have enough time to kill people. Most people who are going to die, die about five months after the shots. Start bunching up the boosters, and it’s likely that people will die shortly after a booster, which makes Rules #1 and #2 more difficult to enforce.
And THOSE TWO are the most important rules!
#1 – The first rule of Jab Club is, you do not talk about Jab Club.
#2 – The second rule of Jab Club is, you DO NOT talk about Jab Club.
KNOW THE RULES, PEOPLE!
Science
Dr. Anthony Fauci
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“What are you doing out of bed? I think you need some more REMDESIVIR.”
PS…..
Hat Tip slowcreekno for coming up with the concept of “Jab Club” while answering my question about breaking through the “we can’t talk about the evil jab” wall of denial.
LINK: https://www.theqtree.com/2022/09/07/dear-kag-20220907-open-thread/comment-page-1/#comment-958117
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Reply to TheseTruths
September 7, 2022 08:25
We have to make it a cultural joke that “they” won’t mention their evil jab.
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September 7, 2022 11:02
Something along the lines of the Fight Club perhaps…
The first rule of the Jab Club is: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE JAB CLUB!
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September 7, 2022 11:52
PERFECTION!
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September 7, 2022 18:36
OMG that’s absolutely hilarious! PLEASE feel honored that I’m stealing the hell out of that!
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September 7, 2022 19:11
“We have to make it a cultural joke that “they” won’t mention their evil jab.”
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Like “Ⅎ˥ƎSWIH ˥˥I⋊ ⊥,NᗡIᗡ NIƎ⊥SԀƎ”
This would be more like “100,000 vaxx takers didn’t kill themselves.”
Just need the data to prove it, which most of the so-called ‘authorities’ won’t acknowledge or reveal.
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