Burma Shave

The Wolf has a NEW FAVORITE PRODUCT that he just wants EVERYBODY to know about.

No, not that one!

No, not THAT ONE!

No, Silly! Not that one either!

NEW from the makers of Aubergine’s Razor comes…..

That’s right!

BURMA SHAVE!

Burma Shave contains essential ingredients, although perhaps no essential oils.

Essential ingredients like…..

CORONAVIRUS ELECTION TAMPERING!!!

https://youtu.be/Hjvfrd7PaQk

You’ll never fear those CLOSE SHAVE ELECTIONS with Burma Shave, because it contains BW2-SFGC“Burmese Woman Who Speaks For Global Corporations” – you know – like the one who won that ridiculously overwhelming Fake Election in Burma!

No, not him! HER!

And Burma Shave just knocks down the STUBBLE……


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That’s right! The STUBBLE in fields where FRACKING WILL CONTINUE!

Cuz WHATCHA GONNA DO, JOE?

Turn the American military against Americans for China and Saudi Arabia?

Oh, well – NEVER MIND!

And BURMA SHAVE will have you LOOKING SHARP.

YESSIRREEBOB!

BURMA SHAVE has the approval of THE WOLF!

WHOOPS! Wrong picture. Sorry.

That’s from a future safety training video.

Let’s try that again!

You mean MUH Little Red Riding Hood?

OH, Burma Shave! You scoundrel!

If only we could go BACK IN TIME…..

OK, maybe FURTHER back in time!

DAMN! Cultural Marxism was everywhere, even in OUR FINE PRODUCT at a time when communists were theoretically on the run.

OK – maybe not as on the run as we would have liked. But still, it’s not like the communists were in the…..

OH WELL.

Burma Shave has been an important part of victory against Nazis before, even though it kinda missed their cousins the Bolsheviks on that first round, due to a freak car accident…..

Let’s just increase the color palette on that a wee bit…..

Well, darn those neocons, always makin’ a buck on a war!

Yes, another satisfied customer of our product! Not a single wisp of hair on her tail, her venomous pedipalps, or her tentacles!

But you don’t have to be a traitorous Soviet Democrat or a corrupt Neocon to enjoy our fine product! Nosirreebob!

The Majestic Rhinoceros LOVES Burma Shave, too!

Yes, Burma Shave is KWAIT the thing, all over the Anglosphere!

So – pick up a can…..

…..or a mug…..

…..or a mug…..

…..or a mug…..

…..or a mug…..

….or the convenient pill…..

….maybe with proper spelling of “Myanmar”, or whatever that was supposed to be, and you’ll be LOOKIN’ SMOOTH….

OK. Let’s try that again….

YOU’LL BE LOOKIN’ SMOOTH.

Yeah.

I think I’m gonna love me some BURMA SHAVE.

W

“You heard me! Give that man a SHAVE!”
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GA/FL

SO FUNNY – I was just thinking of Burma Shave signs last night.

AND how Twitter Threads had the same format and power of communication.

I am old enough to have seen those signs, loved them, watched for them on family road trips!

Two lane roads, 60 or less MPH, cars without AC, seemed to last forever when I was a child. Heck, I remember when car radios were a big new deal (not that they picked up much way out in the country) and there were only crank-roll down windows.

To entertain ourselves, we counted white or gray horses, sang songs together, like ‘When those caissons go rolling along,’ ‘Ain’t got a barrel of money…side by side’, played I Spy and with these puzzles…

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JasonD

You are really “sticking it to the man” these days!!!

Wolf Derangement is going to become a thing. When it becomes a “Sindrome”, they will feel justified in coming for you, so ……….. do what ya gotta do!!!!

JasonD

Makes one feel very much alive, doesn’t it?

Life takes on a whole different flavor. Purpose and meaning suddenly abounds! All that is at stake is your eternal soul – so no pressure 🙂

patfrederick

what surprises me is South Dakota didn’t do this first…

(thumbs not working for me again this morning)
LIKE EVERYBODY!!

patfrederick

never mind…they’re showing up now…

patfrederick

one i will be happy to fan…

GA/FL

This is another Genius™ Wolfmoon post!

GA/FL

Can’t wait to see if it inspires our Poet Laureate™ Bakocarl to write some apt jingles.

https://allpoetry.com/contest/read_all/2604750

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GA/FL

Just sent the link to DR.

singularzoe

Dang, this was so much fun, got my imagination going to make up for lack of eye-sight. Lol. I only have one question. Do I have to move to North Dakota to be free? I know, this is gonna spread. I do remember those Burmashave commercials, mainly the commercials with the music.

GA/FL

South Dakota and Florida also have great Governors, Miss Zoe.

wheatietoo

Brilliant post, Wolf!
Hah…I love it!
 😀  👍 

Linking the iconic ‘Burma Shave’ to current events was a stroke of creative genius.

I remember seeing those Burma Shave signs on rural roadsides as a kid.
Most of them were rusty and tilted…and it was a bummer when one was missing in a sequence, we were left to guess what the missing one might have said.
 😄 

Still trying to figure out what ‘black-pilled’ means, though.
Is that something…good?
I thought it might refer to being propagandized, but that was just a guess.

It’s going to be interesting to see how the Left tries to spin it, when prices at the pump skyrocket up to $4/gal.
Heh.

wheatietoo

And…𝕁𝕠𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟’𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕟.

Chris

My intuition tells me black pill is the ” bite me won, lets just move on” daily placebo ,
the antithesis of the Burma shave ,,but thats just me

Sauce

I thought black pilled was red pilled folk who had basically become jaded,cynical and given up that anything will ever change….judging by the meme, I am mistaken.

The meme doesn’t make sense to me, seems like the blue and purple should be swapped…or in parallel, two separate paths to being red pilled

wheatietoo

I’ve seen the term ‘black-pilled’ used in different ways, in different contexts.
It’s confusing.

There are different definitions on the internet, ranging from “nothing to lose, let’s fight”…to…”all is lost, it’s all hopeless”.

So maybe there isn’t a unified definition of it?
I dunno.

yucki

I see comments of the black-pilled at OT.
(And you just know their pee is dark and rancid.)

Chris

It took me a while, but I eventually found an original metal snap-lid
Band-aid storage box, in excellent condition on e-bay to grace our medicine cabinet..
only to find they changed the size AND quality of the bandaids. Bastids.
Burma Shave
biden didn’t win

pgroup2

That size knowledge you just acquired is a big DUH to me. How could anybody expect them NOT to have changed it, when even cereal boxes are half full when first opened?

Still, it’s good that you found the can. If J&J was a smart company, they’d run off a bunch of those and sell ’em at an inflated price as ‘retro’.

wheatietoo

Hmm…I’ve got a old classic metal tin of Hello Kitty bandaids, original size, that is probably worth a small fortune.
 😄 

itswoot

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itswoot

It’s a Burma shave meme of genocide in Burma.

The full link:
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itswoot

If that doesn’t work, it can be found through a search of, “Burma shave cartoon genocide.” I couldn’t relocate it through the earlier searches that I had made.

itswoot

Here is the image by way of using my account at the imgflip meme website.
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GA/FL

Brilliant!!!

The little skulls and bones are the master touch!

yucki

The always-wonderful J.E. Dyer wrote on Feb 1:

Coup in Myanmar: Major muscles start to twitch

https://libertyunyielding.com/2021/02/01/coup-in-myanmar-major-muscles-start-to-twitch/

Grandmaintexas

Things are getting very interesting.

Now I understand a little more why Jenna Ellis was trying to wake up the state legislatures, too.

Their power has been usurped in the states by the executive branches.

Nor'easter

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*MIC APPROVED !

Last edited 7 months ago by Nor'easter