The Wolf has a NEW FAVORITE PRODUCT that he just wants EVERYBODY to know about.
No, not that one!
No, not THAT ONE!
No, Silly! Not that one either!
NEW from the makers of Aubergine’s Razor comes…..
Burma Shave contains essential ingredients, although perhaps no essential oils.
Essential ingredients like…..
CORONAVIRUS ELECTION TAMPERING!!!
You’ll never fear those CLOSE SHAVE ELECTIONS with Burma Shave, because it contains BW2-SFGC – “Burmese Woman Who Speaks For Global Corporations” – you know – like the one who won that ridiculously overwhelming Fake Election in Burma!
No, not him! HER!
And Burma Shave just knocks down the STUBBLE……
North Dakota is considering legislation that would require the state to examine every executive order signed by Biden to determine its constitutionality, potentially nullifying the majority of Biden’s decrees within the state.
THE RESISTANCE: North Dakota Legislators Plan To Nullify Biden’s Executive Orders At State Level
That’s right! The STUBBLE in fields where FRACKING WILL CONTINUE!
Cuz WHATCHA GONNA DO, JOE?
Turn the American military against Americans for China and Saudi Arabia?
Oh, well – NEVER MIND!
And BURMA SHAVE will have you LOOKING SHARP.
BURMA SHAVE has the approval of THE WOLF!
WHOOPS! Wrong picture. Sorry.
That’s from a future safety training video.
Let’s try that again!