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Q!!mG7VJxZNCI12 May 2019 – 8:10:40 PM
BOOM WEEK AHEAD.
Treason doesn’t pay well in the end.
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Q!!mG7VJxZNCI12 May 2019 – 8:13:07 PM
https://twitter.com/RepDougCollins📁
Eyes on.
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Q!!mG7VJxZNCI12 May 2019 – 8:26:01 PM
Attempts by Dems, FAKE NEWS, and those ‘guilty of TREASON’ to shape the public narrative [prior to] by providing FALSEHOODS will FAIL.
TRUTH TO LIGHT.
NO SLEEP IN DC.
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Q!!mG7VJxZNCI12 May 2019 – 8:27:00 PM
Anonymous12 May 2019 – 8:26:09 PM
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Boom time baker

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Looks like a BIG WEEK COMING.

SEATBELTS.

W

Dear MAGA: 20190430 Open Topic

This FOUR AND THIRTY THURSDAY [editorial note – yeah, it’s actually TUESDAY – LOL – and so it goes….] open thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA world.

You can say what you want, comment on what other people said, and so on.

Free Speech is practiced here. ENJOY IT. Use it or lose it.

Keep it SOMEWHAT civil. They tried to FORCE fake Orwellian civility on us. In response, we CHOOSE true civility to defend our precious FREEDOM from THEM.

Our rules began with the civility of the Old Treehouse, later to become the Wolverinian Empire, and one might say that we have RESTORED THE OLD REPUBLIC – the early high-interaction model of the Treehouse – except of course that Q discussion is not only allowed but encouraged, and speech is considerably freer in other ways. Please feel free to argue and disagree with the board owner, as nicely as possible.

Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven.


Remember to KEEP PRESIDENT TRUMP IN PRAYER.

WE ARE PRAYING FOR HIM


Always keep our movement’s larger purpose in mind – RESTORATION!!!

Our movement

Is about replacing

A failed

And CORRUPT

Political establishment

With a new government controlled

By you, the American People.

Candidate Donald J. Trump

Also consider Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

Beware of more CONTROLLED OPPOSITION coming back, and bringing “Charlottesville” to a town near you. They are going to FEED GARBAGE to Sleepy Joe.

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/White-nationalists-target-bookstores-and-a-13805381.php

Yeah, it’s just bullshit, but the entire DNC-CIA media is behind it.

I really despise the LIES of the Obamanazis and their white identity propaganda spawn – the FOILS of the commies to gain power, or to force the racists on us. Just like the evil communist KPD – their predecessors – did in Germany.

WICKED.

A POX on all these racists, PROG and ANTIPROG.

Martin Luther King, Jr. says they’re all wrong.

If it comes down to it, it is better to be with HIM than with THEM.

W

I CAN ONLY SPEAK FOR MYSELF, BUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE RACISM OF THE PROGRESSIVE COMMUNIST DEMOCRATS, NOR WILL I ACCEPT THE MIRROR IMAGE RACISM OF THEIR CREATION, THESE BOGUS WHITE SUPREMACISTS WITH WHICH THE GLOBALIST PROGRESSIVES SMEAR GOOD, PATRIOTIC AMERICANS.

TO HELL WITH THESE KING-KILLING COMMUNISTS


Strategery: Softening Up GCHQ With Edward Snowden

As part of a new, long-term theme like the “VLWC” (Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy) series, I’m going to help people see long-term commie moves with a “Strategery” series. I love stealing this word, because the people in the Bush camp who adopted it as their version of “Deplorables” clearly had little understanding of the long-term strategy of the communists who manipulated them so readily.

Our “strategery” will put theirs to shame. And to think THEY opposed Trump. Ridiculous.

  • AND logic.
  • LONG-TERM thinking.
  • UNCERTAINTY as a way of life.

These things will slowly bring us into levels of understanding that makes the either/or, short-term-thinking, implication-as-fake-certainty FAKE NEWS absolutely useless. I repeat these ideas differently.

  • Life is not either/or, and getting you to think that way is a TRICK.
  • Life is not short-term. Getting you to see and respond to the short-term, by long-term thinkers, is a TRICK.
  • Life is uncertain. Getting you to NEED certainty when there is no certainty, is a TRICK.

We begin today’s lesson with a Q drop from yesterday.


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Q!!mG7VJxZNCI27 Apr 2019 – 2:25:06 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/23/gchq-chief-robert-hannigan-quits📁
Soon To Be A HouseHold Name.
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Much of the Q movement is going to concentrate on what I regard as the chump change of this drop – the odd capitalization of every word, and the splitting of “household” into HouseHold. Trust me – our buddy Q has some awesome messages in there for the SB2 types. However, that is THEIR bag, not ours.

Happy hunting, cryptogram solvers.

WE, in contrast, are going to get all Bezmenov on this one.

Several parts of the article are highly relevant:

The subtitle:

Hannigan oversaw a more open approach at GCHQ after the Snowden revelations exposed mass surveillance by the agency

From the article – the CORE of the issue:

Hannigan only took over at the UK’s surveillance agency in November 2014 to oversee a more open approach after revelations by the National Security Agency whistleblower Edward Snowden put GCHQ on the defensive in 2013.

His sudden resignation – he informed staff just hours before making this decision public – prompted speculation that it might be related to British concerns over shared intelligence with the US in the wake of Donald Trump becoming president.

The key point here is that SNOWDEN had effects on GCHQ. ONE of those effects that led to MANY OTHERS was insertion of THIS GUY HANNIGAN.

Now – if you’re following along with Q, then you know Snowden was a CLOWN OP that had a strong intention to damage NSA. But THAT is not necessarily the only reason. And to think about WHY Snowden was manipulated into doing what he did, remember that commies will try to SOW ONCE and REAP MANY TIMES. See how the suppression of AND logic keeps us dumb? THEY think multiple outcomes. WE chase our tails on the idea of WHICH outcome.

We need to GET OVER the idea that SNOWDEN did what he did for ONE REASON.

We also need to GET OVER the idea that SNOWDEN was a short-term yield. AND we need to get over the idea that we know ALL of the reasons they did the Snowden operation.

Are you with me? Let’s move on.

Remember – this guy CAME IN and LEFT on controversy. Controversy is USEFUL to them.

The “leaver” tweet:

Note that both the INSERTION and REMOVAL of this guy are a PATTERN of POKE and RESPONSE due to REVELATION and MEDIA MANIPULATION. The other side uses this all the time. This is an extremely important reason why FAKE NEWS works. Fake News helps to control both the REVELATION and the MANIPULATION.


SIDEBAR:

Khashoggi was a perfect example. CIA commies and their DNC media CREATED and then “revealed” a fake American, a fake journalist, and in many ways a fake victim, who had been manipulated into his own MURDER – one that they controlled in several hidden ways – and could then use primary blame-casting of the set-up Saudis to manipulate American foreign policy.

The problem with Khashoggi was that the PUBLIC and REAL JOURNALISM were able to reveal enough hidden truth that the whole operation’s SKETCHY NATURE became evident. It was clearly a MANIPULATION – and United States foreign policy does NOT deserve to change because of communist manipulations – even if they are OUR COMMUNISTS.


Back to Hannigan – particularly his INSERTION.

First of all, who is he?

Hannigan’s background was not initially in intelligence. Born in Gloucester in 1965 and brought up in Yorkshire, he had been a high-flying civil servant at the Northern Ireland Office, where he was head of communications and later political director. He was involved in the peace process, credited [note media manipulation – W] with coming up with the idea for a diamond-shaped table [rolling eyes hard -W] in order to get over objections by the opposing sides about seating arrangements.

He transferred to London where he became involved in a series of intelligence jobs, including defence and liaison with the US, before going on to GCHQ, where he worked for six months as part of the handover before taking control.

Guardian article

If this looks a lot like a typical unqualified or deceptively qualified OBAMA APPOINTEE, then yeah, you’re seeing it, too. This guy had no business being in charge of GCHQ. And yet he was. FUNNY, THAT.

FAKE REFORM is a very big thing with communists and OUR intelligence agencies.

So – let’s look at their FAKE REFORM at GCHQ. What did the commies REALLY DO?

At the time, GCHQ, in spite of many of its secrets spilled by Snowden, remained the most secretive of the three intelligence agencies: the others being MI6 and MI5. But Hannigan expanded the press team, invited more journalists to visit GCHQ and encouraged a stream of news stories aimed at bringing the agency into the public eye. [as if any of this is going to actually solve any problems. -W]

In his first week in office, he created controversy with a column published in the Financial Times accusing US technology companies of becoming “the command and control networks of choice” for terrorists.

In March last year, he softened his criticism in a speech to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, calling for a new relationship between the intelligence agencies and the tech companies, part of a campaign to try to secure the help of the companies in providing access to supposedly encrypted messages.

Guardian article

I could go on forever about this. Hannigan BEHAVED in the classic ways of a CLINTON or OBAMA appointee. Once you see that “saboteur” model in operation, you never forget it.

  • invites in reporters and other “low-grade spies” – this is extremely reminiscent of Hazel O’Leary in Energy. The left LOVES to get a diversity-based or other unqualified leftoid in at the top, who leverages a media-driven moral panic (“OH NOES! WE NEED OPEN!”) or moral manic (“OH, JOY, WE ARE ALL OPEN NOW!”) to WEAKEN security
  • immediately uses JOURNALISM to call for tech censorship using terrorism foil
  • immediately blame-casts to US tech companies on terror (which problem, ironically, NSA is watching), while US tech companies are simultaneously media-cast as VICTIMS of spying by the Snowden op, in order to WEAKEN the NSA. What are the commies trying to do here? What communists always try to do. Get a government function out of government, to some place they control. What the commies wanted to do was SHIFT the burden of fighting terror (which they control) from the NSA to SJWs in tech companies. (As if that would work!) Funny that those SJWs would censor the political enemies of the left. Such a coincidence.
  • note that Hannigan’s timeline MATCHES Obama’s post-Obamacare roll-out failure-excused calls for partnership with tech, that quickly turned into tech hiring of SJWs and massive censorship
  • BIG POINT – SNOWDEN softened up the tech companies to censorship pitch

So – are you beginning to see why they don’t want a serious inquiry of this Hannigan guy? GET HIM OUT while the getting is good. Just like the lady (NOT Lois Lerner) who was responsible for the IRS scandal. Just like Eric Holder getting out of Dodge.

Resignation or job-shifting before inquiry is STRAIGHT out of the Obama manual. They needed this Hannigan guy GONE pronto, as soon as Trump was elected.

And what, finally, was the BIGGEST point?

SNOWDEN LED TO INSERTION OF SOMEBODY AT GCHQ WHO WOULD PLAY BALL WITH OBAMA IN 2016, TO ELECT HILLARY CLINTON.


What are our big learning points here?

Snowden was a big op with MANY OUTCOMES (AND logic), had MANY BIG LATE EFFECTS (long-term thinking), and likely will have MANY MORE that we have not yet recognized (uncertainty).

Strategery. The commies may have it. But so do we.

W

THE FRAME

Dear MAGA: 20190425 Open Topic

This Thunberg Threatler Youth (a.k.a. SHILLDREN) Thursday open thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA world.

SHILLDREN ARE NOW A THING.

You can say what you want, comment on what other people said, and so on.

Free Speech is practiced here. ENJOY IT. Use it or lose it.

Keep it SOMEWHAT civil. They tried to FORCE fake Orwellian civility on us. In response, we CHOOSE true civility to defend our precious FREEDOM from THEM.

Our rules began with the civility of the Old Treehouse, later to become the Wolverinian Empire, and one might say that we have RESTORED THE OLD REPUBLIC – the early high-interaction model of the Treehouse – except of course that Q discussion is not only allowed but encouraged, and speech is considerably freer in other ways. Please feel free to argue and disagree with the board owner, as nicely as possible.

Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven.


Remember to KEEP PRESIDENT TRUMP IN PRAYER.

WE ARE PRAYING FOR HIM

U.S. President Donald Trump prays during the National Prayer Breakfast event in Washington, D.C., on Feb. 2, 2017. Photo courtesy of Retuers/Carlos Barria

Our movement

Is about replacing

A failed

And CORRUPT

Political establishment

With a new government controlled

By you, the American People.

Candidate Donald J. Trump

Also consider Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

Now – back to our story….

….about the….

SHILLDREN

Where have we seen these kids before…….?

https://twitter.com/SamWhiteTky/status/1120702928019263488

….OH YEAH THAT’S RIGHT….

…..which reminded me of MY YOUTH….

….and a bit more recently….

….which seems to be linked to this….

….who is also linked to this….

….and this….

….so if THIS GUY….

….can be arrested as being “in some ways like a state actor”, then why not THIS GUY….

??????????????

W

WordPress / Akismet Censorship Test Page

Use this page to test what is censoring your posts and what is not. I may choose to release some attempted comments, and reply with information on which bin they went into and why.

I will also add useful information to this header area, such as a description of the buckets and how they work.

Free speech – USE IT OR LOSE IT.

Enjoy.

W

Dear MAGA: 20190420 Open Topic

Welcome! The doors are open, come on inside!

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This Shining Light Saturday Open Thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA world.

Come on in and get comfy:

iu1LUE67UV

Free Speech is practiced here at the Q Tree. In fact, our host Wolfmoon encourages us to use it…and Enjoy it. “Use it or lose it”, he tells us.
But please keep it civil. Be kind to each other and help one another if you can. We all want the same thing…to see our beloved country safe, secure and strong again.
We can argue points and disagree with each other…even with our host, Commander Wolf…but please do so as nicely as possible. Discussion of Q is not only allowed but encouraged.
Imagine that! We can talk about Q here and not get banned.
Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven that Wolf has created for us.

Remember – your greatest gift to President Trump is FIVE WORDS:

I AM PRAYING FOR YOU.

D0JVhmCXgAAww1G

Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

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For your listening enjoyment, I offer this composition Mix from the artist known as Fearless Motivation, from the songs titled “Date with Destiny” and “Keep your Luck”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRI8BatS1z0

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Visual Descriptions for our dear Zoe, and for anyone else who may find them helpful:
Top Image: Is a gigantic Tree reaching up into white fluffy clouds. Rays of the sun are emerging through the clouds and are streaming through the Tree’s leafy canopy and massive branches. There are wisps of clouds around the lower sections of the Tree’s giant trunk.
Second Image: Is a view of a winding stone path surrounded on each side by a thick growth of a variety of colorful flowers. The path leads to an arched doorway with double doors. There is an ornate metal gate as an outer cover for the doorway. More flowers and lush green ivy completely surround the doorway on all sides.
Third Image: Is a rounded open room-sized viewing deck, looking out over tree tops. There is a cushioned S-shaped seating console in the center of the room, with lots of throw pillows. Round cushioned ottomans are positioned against it, fitting into the concave sections of it’s S-shape. Towards the outer edge of the deck is a small fire pit in the center of a round cushioned bench. There is free-form railing around the outer edge of the deck.
Fourth Image: Is a back view of President Trump striding across the White House lawn. His posture suggests that he is deep in thought. He is in a long dark topcoat with his arms at his side. Bright sunlight creates a long shadow trailing behind him.
Bottom Image: President Trump and First Lady Melania are holding hands, departing the White House for the Easter Weekend. The President gives a small wave to the reporters, but FL Melania is looking straight ahead.


U.S. President Donald Trump prepares to board Marine One with first lady Melania Trump en route to his Mar-a-Lago estate in West Palm Beach, Florida following the release of the Mueller report at the White House in Washington, U.S., April 18, 2019. REUTERS/Carlos Barria – RC1F20A769B0

Happy Easter, Mr. President! Hope you get some rest.

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Twitter: Stepping Up The Message Against QAnon

I simply CANNOT let this pass without comment. It’s a very small observation, but I believe it’s a preview of what is coming.

I noticed when I fired up Twitter today, that the very first tweet they showed me was THIS:

What’s going on in this tweet, in case you aren’t familiar with the personalities involved, is that a somewhat generally disliked MAGA Coalition guy (JohnWickofPolitics), who got negative exposure from Brian Cates (Stealth Jeff), Praying Medic and QAnon, retweeted a post that is critical of QAnon and some of the major accounts which post about Q drops, including Praying Medic.

Before saying anything else, I want to mention that this whole fight (which QAnon has stated he no longer wants to discuss) seems to have been started by a kind of “lets you and him fight” strategy from the dark side, using shills to pump it up. The whole thing seemed like a bit of a trap, designed to stir up division.

Anyway, this was a surprising tweet for my Twitter timeline. I don’t usually see much anti-Q stuff.

At first I thought it was just a FLUKE this was the lead tweet, although I was definitely suspicious. You’ll see why in a moment.

I fired up Twitter AGAIN later, and – WHOA – who do I see but MicroChip. Now, in case you don’t know who MicroChip is, he was one of the early Twitter warriors for MAGA who got kicked off Twitter and disappeared for a while. When he came back later – with a somewhat different personality (in my humble opinion) and WITHOUT his Keybase ID (insert Suspicious Cat again) – first on Gab and then on Twitter – he advocated following Alinsky’s full program, including lies and deceit. I eventually had to stop following the guy. I could not take his “we need to be as evil as they are” arguments.

Well, he is primarily NOW known for his intense anti-Q stance. AND – and this is important – I almost never saw him on Twitter. Until now.

https://twitter.com/MicroHonkyTonk/status/1116948541950156801

But just in case a little “anti-Q” isn’t enough – how about some anti-Christ? MicroChip will provide….

https://twitter.com/MicroHonkyTonk/status/1116949915236626433

BUT WAIT – THERE’s MOAR!!!

https://twitter.com/MicroHonkyTonk/status/1116951252200374272

AND MOAR!!!

https://twitter.com/MicroHonkyTonk/status/1116953910428614657

This is more Q-hater posting than I normally see in a month.

Something is up here, and I think I know what it is.

“BALANCE”.

Twitter clearly has algorithms that “fix” “conversational health” by providing some kind of “affirmative action” to “correct” us. Here is an example.

I started noticing that the ONE Muslim “lovey-dovey pony-puff inspiring pictures and wallpapers” image-tweet gal I was following became – slowly over a few weeks, through NO action of my own – the lead tweeter of EVERY new Twitter session. Her posts would then hog most of my timeline. I had to actually UNFOLLOW HER to get my normal follows to show up at ALL.

It was clear to me that Twitter thought I needed MORE ISLAM, and they were kinda sneaky about how to give it to me.

SO – I can tell when Twitter is “zapping me”. and Twitter IS definitely zapping me now.

I believe that they are going to hit us with more and more “anti-Q” stuff for “balance”.

Just a warning.

W

Dear MAGA: 20190412 Open Topic

This FARKAS FAILURE FRIDAY open thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA world.

You can say what you want, comment on what other people said, and so on.

Free Speech is practiced here. ENJOY IT. Use it or lose it.

Keep it SOMEWHAT civil. They tried to FORCE fake Orwellian civility on us. In response, we CHOOSE true civility to defend our precious FREEDOM from THEM.

Our rules began with the civility of the Old Treehouse, later to become the Wolverinian Empire, and one might say that we have RESTORED THE OLD REPUBLIC – the early high-interaction model of the Treehouse – except of course that Q discussion is not only allowed but encouraged, and speech is considerably freer in other ways. Please feel free to argue and disagree with the board owner, as nicely as possible.

Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven.


Remember – your greatest gift to President Trump is FIVE WORDS:

I AM PRAYING FOR YOU.


Our movement

Is about replacing

A failed

And CORRUPT

Political establishment

With a new government controlled

By you, the American People.

Candidate Donald J. Trump

Also consider Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

Hey EVERYBODY…..

SOMEBODY has a BIRTHDAY coming up…..

SAVE THE DATE!!!

Until then, check out the GREAT FLOTUS slideshow in THIS article:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/798404/donald-trump-melania-birthday-tweet

And as a special treat, if you follow the link to Melania’s CHILDHOOD picture, there is another link to her SISTER’S picture!

Check it out!!!

W

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!


Dear MAGA: 20190410 Open Topic

This WALL WINNING WEDNESDAY open thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA world.

Thank you <3

You can say what you want, comment on what other people said, and so on.

Free Speech is practiced here. ENJOY IT. Use it or lose it.

Keep it SOMEWHAT civil. They tried to FORCE fake Orwellian civility on us. In response, we CHOOSE true civility to defend our precious FREEDOM from THEM.

Our rules began with the civility of the Old Treehouse, later to become the Wolverinian Empire, and one might say that we have RESTORED THE OLD REPUBLIC – the early high-interaction model of the Treehouse – except of course that Q discussion is not only allowed but encouraged, and speech is considerably freer in other ways. Please feel free to argue and disagree with the board owner, as nicely as possible.

Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven.


Remember – your greatest gift to President Trump is FIVE WORDS:

I AM PRAYING FOR YOU.


Our movement

Is about replacing

A failed

And CORRUPT

Political establishment

With a new government controlled

By you, the American People.

Candidate Donald J. Trump

Also consider Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

It’s been a big day, but THIS is the news I wanted to hear. I have been of the opinion that the scandal being used against Bibi is the same stuff that was used against OUR VSG – meaning FAKE NEWS – so I really wanted to see the lies PUT DOWN HARD.

I think I got my wish.

Or as one reply put it….

Yup.

W

FIN

Dear MAGA: 20190409 Open Topic

This FBI PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST TUESDAY open thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA world.

You can say what you want, comment on what other people said, and so on.

Free Speech is practiced here. ENJOY IT. Use it or lose it.

Keep it SOMEWHAT civil. They tried to FORCE fake Orwellian civility on us. In response, we CHOOSE true civility to defend our precious FREEDOM from THEM.

Our rules began with the civility of the Old Treehouse, later to become the Wolverinian Empire, and one might say that we have RESTORED THE OLD REPUBLIC – the early high-interaction model of the Treehouse – except of course that Q discussion is not only allowed but encouraged, and speech is considerably freer in other ways. Please feel free to argue and disagree with the board owner, as nicely as possible.

Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven.


Remember – your greatest gift to President Trump is FIVE WORDS:

I AM PRAYING FOR YOU.


Our movement

Is about replacing

A failed

And CORRUPT

Political establishment

With a new government controlled

By you, the American People.

Candidate Donald J. Trump

Also consider Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

Now…

About today’s subject….

This bears some explanation.

Normally I get a bunch of “Twitter Promoted” ad-tweets for all kinds of horrible things, and even for a few good things. Generally, my policy is not to “bite” – even if it’s something I really like. No clicks, no scrolls, no nothin’.

I tend to view “Twitter Promoted” as just Twitter and the DNC / CIA running psych tests on me. My policy is to IGNORE.

However….

Given the fact that part of MAGA is to FIX the FBI, and not just bash it, then that means it needs fixing everywhere – not just at the top. And THAT means they need to get good people. Maybe like Y’ALL.

OK. Maybe like SOME of y’all.

*wink*

SO – I figured I’d help.

Maybe if I was younger (must apply by age 37) and a bit less broken and battered, I’d think about helping myself. But given just a quick look at their PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST….

Well, let’s look at it.

https://fbijobs.gov/career-paths/special-agents/physical-requirements

If you go to that page, there is even a PDF that can be downloaded:

https://fbijobs.gov/sites/default/files/how-to-apply.pdf

There are basically FOUR TESTS – or a FIFTH if you are going for a TACTICAL job

  • sit-ups (timed, 1 minute)
  • long sprint (300 meters)
  • push-ups (untimed, maximum)
  • short run (1.5 miles)
  • pull-ups (untimed, maximum)

The way it works is that they dole out some fairly meager points for some fairly stiff results on all of these, and the applicant has to get a total of 12 points or more.

Let’s look at just one – push-ups.

Based on these numbers, if you were just “averaging in” on all 4 tests at 3 points each, then to get 3 points on push-ups, you’re looking at doing 40-plus quality push-ups without breaking form or pausing. And you have to bear in mind that the FBI WARNS applicants that they typically OVERPERFORM by 25% during practice versus test day – meaning that recruits will only achieve 80% of their practice value in the real test.

And remember – all of this is BEFORE the training.

But in ANY case, I thought that their materials were very interesting and attractive, and it DOES LOOK like OUR LION is not just fixing up the COURTS, but also the FBI.

And while not ALL of my MAGA compatriots are believers in Chris Wray….

[insert goofy bad picture from CTH here]

….well, MAYBE just MAYBE he has something to do with it.

*wink*


Sorry, folks – I’m having too much fun trying to contemplate whether I could actually get positive points on the FBI physical fitness test. (Yes – you can get NEGATIVE POINTS!)

But I think this does explain why they are using young and athletic actors in the “new” FBI on “Fake Entertainment”…..

…..which – well – don’t tell anybody, but I think a wee bit of MAGA may have actually snuck in between the PC lines in recent episodes. Enough to ALMOST give it an air of realism.

Not quite ready to classify that as too much winning, but you NEVER KNOW.

*wink*

W

Note: Jumping jacks in China are no longer part of the FBI physical fitness test.