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Should States Tell the FBI’s Phony “JTTF” to GO TO HELL and Never Come Back?

After all, when is the last time the “Joint Terrorism Task Force” actually arrested a real live foreign terrorist, and not a “racist” American livestreamer, a politically convenient “red flag law” patsy, or a box of documents from a former President?

It’s kinda funny, but when I saw the biography of the Palm Beach sheriff who helped the EVIL FIB raid President Trump, I could not help but notice the letters “JTTF“.

You see, I knew what that meant. “Joint Terrorism Task Force“.

But the difference was, THIS TIME, I knew EXACTLY who those “terrorists” are, that “JTTF” was designed to go after.

That’s right, American brothers and sisters.

It’s YOU and ME who are the “terrorists” JTTF was created for.

And maybe Presidents that YOU and ME might vote for.

It took me a while to figure out why the “JTTF” just keeps growing and growing – and expanding and expanding – when actual, real terrorism just keeps declining here in America.

WE are the “terrorists” they’re going to go after.

WE are the “domestic violent extremists” they will pursue.

WE are the dangerous people who require a special group of state and local law enforcement agencies who are forced to follow the FBI’s “training” and “lead”.

Yeah, baby, you see where this is going now, don’t you?

But let me explain just a bit more.

I got clued into this “JTTF” back when a harmless but crazy guy who I christened “Red Flag Poster Boy” happened on the scene in Portland Oregon.

I may have even done an article about him.

Red Flag Poster Boy – Another Fine Product of the Murderous Comey FBI

Intro: Comey’s Giant Plot I’m surprised it took me THIS LONG to see how Comey’s multi-layered scam worked, but hey – James Comey is one slick bastard, as you can tell from his long and complex play against President Trump. Why, Comey’s REALLY BIG PLOT is still unfolding right now. His CRAP is of an …

If you bother to read that rather long article, you’ll see that I know a thing or two about how patsies, informants, and other politically useful victims are “groomed” by the FBI.

You can skip over this article unless you’re dying to know everything about this patsy, “Red Flag Poster Boy”, and my opinions about how he was created.

The main point being that this dubious if not hilarious “politically perfect” guy showed up outside the MAYOR of Portland’s house, making the perfect case for “red flag laws” in Oregon – and maybe even nationally, thanks to the convenient national media coverage. AND this whole episode was handled by – YOU GUESSED IT – the “JTTF” in Oregon – which didn’t want to give too many details to the press – at least, beyond the original “propaganda payload”. It was all very “McCabe”, so to speak.

From an article cited in mine:

The FBI declined to provide additional details about the case or answer questions submitted by The Oregonian/OregonLive.

“The Portland JTTF’s role is to assess, address, and mitigate any given threat against the people of Oregon appropriately,” Beth Anne Steele, a spokeswoman for the bureau’s Portland office said in an email Friday.

“Sometimes that mitigation takes the form of criminal prosecution, and sometimes it involves a holistic response, including consultation with threat assessment teams or others to divert a person before a significant violent crime occurs.”

So JTTF is looking pretty sketchy at that point, but it gets worse.

If you think that the FBI had a bad look here, “taking a knee” with BLM….

…..wait until you see what’s next.

If you combine those folks right there with their “JTTF” local gophers, and send them all on a mission to take down a “racist livestreamer on Telegram”, you get THIS, as featured on “Yahoo / ATT Something”:

LINK: https://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/feds-arrest-white-supremacist-livestreamer-221646851.html

ARCHIVE: https://archive.ph/bhLHC

The Daily Beast

Feds Arrest White Supremacist Livestreamer in Dawn Raid, Rattling Supporters

Will Sommer

March 2, 2021·2 min read

The FBI arrested a notorious white supremacist livestreamer in an early morning raid in Florida on Tuesday.

FBI agents, working with Fort Lauderdale police and the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force, arrested Paul N. Miller, 32, on one charge of being a “convicted felon in possession of a firearm.” The FBI said in a press release that Miller was arrested without incident.

Miller’s neighbors in Fort Lauderdale’s Riverside neighborhood reported hearing flashbangs during the raid, which took place around 5 a.m. ET, local TV station NBC 6 reported. One neighbor described seeing law enforcement officers carrying out a box that appeared to have “a shotgun on the front or an AK.”

Biden Taps a War on Terror Veteran to Stop White Supremacists

Miller, who goes by the name “Gypsy Crusader” online, has amassed more than 40,000 followers on Telegram, a messaging app and social media network popular with far-right extremists. Many of Miller’s videos feature him dressing up as characters like the Joker or Nintendo’s Mario, then hurling racial abuse at strangers, including children, through the randomized chat app Omegle. Miller can be seen holding a gun in some of his videos.

A grand jury indicted Miller on the firearms charge on Feb. 25, according to court records unsealed Tuesday. Miller is charged with illegally possessing a gun on Jan. 17, 2018. The indictment doesn’t describe the 2018 incident in which Miller allegedly had the firearm.

Miller’s Tuesday arrest sent shockwaves through internet extremist circles. Miller had recently sold patches promoting his channel to his supporters, with his arrest raising fears among other extremists that the FBI could access his customer files and find out their own names and addresses.

In messages captured by extremism researcher Hilary Sargent, Miller’s supporters worried about the possibility that they could soon become FBI targets themselves.

If convicted, Miller faces up to 10 years in prison on the gun charge.

Just read this crap. I mean, REALLY?

We have a guy who doesn’t actually appear to be a violent criminal, but who used a gun as a prop in videos, and who uses “racist” language, being arrested by the “JTTF” for using the gun as a prop when not being able to own guns – at least, that’s what it looks like to me.

Racist language? Owning a gun when “not allowed”? And you called out the freaking “Joint Terrorism Task Force”? Because you could label him a “white supremacist”?

He’s a fucking “YouTuber” who’s not even on YouTube! He’s a PUTZ. He’s a NEBBISH.

Crap. From the looks of it, he’s not even “white” – or could claim more “POC” clout than most “spokespocs” out there. The dude is the Shaun King of AOCs if he wants it.

This is BULLSHIT and you all KNOW IT.

This guy was arrested because he makes fun of REGIME VALUES and has a following online.

Some fat angry libtard purple-haired trans lesbian doxxer presumably phoned it in that the guy had a gun but had something on his record – AMIRIGHT?

And the FBI is now being PUSHED to make everything about “domestic violent extremism” – AMIRIGHT?

And “white supremacist” – which he likely isn’t even THAT in reality – is close enough for media hand grenades – AMIRIGHT?

Because that is how you have to build up your army to go after conservatives when January Sixth didn’t give you all the amount of PRETEXT you needed – AMIRIGHT?

Look, friends. Nothing good is going to come from continuing this JTTF charade.

JTTF is a way for bizarre, messed-up, leftist FBI values to undermine sane state, county, and local law enforcement.

SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN. GET OUT OF IT. TELL THE FEDS TO GO HOME TO WASHINGTON.

You know it’s the right thing to do. And if you don’t, it will only bring trouble.

Mark my words.

W

THIS IS NOT REALITY, OTHER THAN THE VERY VISIBLE POLITICS. THIS IS HOLLYWOOD EMOTIONAL SALES.

Beware The Ace of FIBs

You know, I can be such a chump. But I do have one interesting trait. When I get WISE to having been made a chump, I bring an extraordinary amount of justice with me.

The justice. Of truth. Known so that all can SEE IT.

No violence. The TRUTH can handle itself.

And the TRUTH is coming for FAKE ALI and all his “capitol-breaching”, Jussie Smollett, insurrectionist friends.

You know. The REAL insurrection.

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Robert Mueller (L) laughs alongside Attorney General Eric Holder (R) and Deputy Attorney General James Cole (C) during a farewell ceremony in Mueller’s honor at the Department of Justice on August 1, 2013. Mueller is retiring from the FBI after 12-years as Director. AFP PHOTO / Saul LOEB (Photo credit should read SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images)

I said ALL his friends.

Oh, c’mon, man! ALL his friends.

Whoops. Wrong propaganda.

That’s more like it.

But wait – where’s Liz Cheney?

And how about that “QAnon expert” who knew about the plot back in November of 2020?

Yeah. There’s a LOT of folks who were part of it.

So, if we’re going to have some “information warfare”, why not strike the enemy on a holiday evening?

Yeah. Tonight is such a night. Today is such a day.

REVEL IN IT.

Today is not just me posting. It’s an AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION day.

It is a day which will allow patriots to prove themselves. Or not.

ENTER THE ARENA IF YOU DARE.

TIME has worked to our advantage. We can now SEE what was done to us.

We can SEE who the REAL “insurrectionists” are.

We can SEE who set us up. We can SEE who framed Trump.

We can see who ACTUALLY attacked the Capitol.

We can SEE who does not deserve respect. We can SEE who the REAL enemies of America are.

And there’s more. There’s always MORE.

You see – once you realize that ERIC HOLDER created the Oathkeepers in 2009, who were “sacrificed” on January Sixth to create the false narrative about REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS that they needed, everything falls into place.

LINK: https://www.revolver.news/2021/06/stewart-rhodes-oath-keepers-missing-link-fbi-unindicted-co-conspirator/

The enemy is a LOT more sophisticated than what we have wanted to admit. A LOT more. And yet, they are SO STUPID for picking the wrong side.

SO – we’re not going to attack this whole thing today. It’s too big. But what we ARE going to do, is to look at the “Stop The Steal” scam, featuring FAKE ALI, and come to grips with HOW we were scammed.

IF ONLY I had trusted my gut on this, rather than letting “PC thoughts” convince me that a guy named Ali Akbar might be on America’s side.

Look at the date on this warning. I SAW THIS and IGNORED THE WARNING.

OH YEAH WE KNOW ABOUT THAT YESSIR.

So – here we are.

What I want to do, in particular, is drill down to how this scam operated at the level where PEOPLE HERE have relevant information – at the STATE rally level.

You see, I have relevant information. I’m sure others here do, too. They MUST. Why, I’m sure of it.

So – we’re gonna ante it up like a card game, until we have some serious PROBLEMS for Ali and his friends.

THAT will be coming later today. And I want to REST UP for it.

I’m going to post what I have written here now so people can start thinking. One person in particular will need to have some good information. And I ain’t gonna settle for BULLSHIT. We need stuff that seriously inconveniences our enemies. And SURELY somebody intimately involved in the Stop The Steal movement in their state can do exactly that.

But even if that person does not show up at our little card game, I am sure that the remainder of us will come up with some very interesting thoughts.

Talk to you later!

W

Summary of Game

MAGA Mom Offers Statement Prior To Betting

Wolf Recounts Proud Boys / BLM / Ohio Highway Patrol / FBI Involvement

Aubergine’s Experiences With Trump Rallies

Kalbo’s Experiences With STS Rallies and January Sixth

Boogaloo Wolverine Bakers Are Extremely Dangerous To Our Democracy!

….. and especially when Hillary’s missing emails are published!

I’m sorry, because things are seriously BAD, but I am just DYING OF LAUGHTER.

YUP.

The COUP is coming, and the FIB is getting ready to SHUT UP those QAnons when they try to PUT OUT THE TRUMP FIRE. The trouble is, nobody in Q-LAND is helping these COUPIST BASTARDS create authentic violence and militarism, so they’re relying on increasingly BOGUS stand-ins to prep the fake news media story for why they have to “round us up” and “shut us down”.

And their bogus creations simply DO NOT WORK.

SHAME. Seriously. SHAME. This is NAZI-LEVEL trickery. False flag DELUXE.

Allow me to explain.

I really should be concerned that the freaking SOVIET UNION and CHINA turned J. Edgar Hoover’s famed FBI into a PROPAGANDA GENERATION BUREAU, where the LEFT HAND of COMEY-MUELLER Stalinists, working with CIA, feed BULLSHIT to the RIGHT HAND STIFFS AND CHUMPS, who don’t realize how badly their own agency betrays them, but – well – HERE WE ARE.

The dude you see above in the red hat is NOT one of the “Boogaloo Wolverine Bakers“. We’ll get to THEM momentarily. No – the guy in an authentic MAGA hat, unlike Jussie Smollett’s hoaxing Nigerian actors in stock red hats, is a chap who I affectionately refer to as “Red Flag Poster Boy“. RFPB was likewise a PROPAGANDA creation of the FBI – specifically played off between communist mayor Ted Wheeler, outside of whose home he essentially begged for “red flag laws”, and whoever the Comeyists were in the Portland Field Office at that time.

Understanding the relationship of Red Flag Poster Boy to the FBI as a “propaganda puppet” is very helpful, and if you feel disturbed and incomplete when you finish reading THIS post – if I somehow get you to START thinking that maybe there is something very sketchy about the “Wolverine Watchmen” who allegedly wanted to grab creepy, plastic-faced, hardware store tyrant Gretchen Witchmer, then go back for the lengthy explanation of RFPB here:

Red Flag Poster Boy – Another Fine Product of the Murderous Comey FBI

Mueller’s and Comey’s influence on FBI can be summed up NOT just by the bad prosecution of Richard Jewell, and not just by the bad prosecution of Steven Hatfill, and not just by Mueller’s association with original MK ULTRA subject Whitey Bulger, and not just by THE HOAX to try to subvert the 2016 election, but most of all by the almost unknown but shocking sketchiness of the Dylann Roof assassination of Democrat political kingmaker and State Senator Clementa Pinckney, who was so much easier to eliminate and blame on TRUMP by killing him at his NIGHT GIG of REVEREND. Yes, just because it happened the day that Hillary Clinton visited Charleston to put out the BERNIE/PINCKNEY FIRE, and just because it was the night after Donald J. Trump rode down the escalator, and just because James Comey gave Dylann Roof his gun by letting it pass through NICS, it isn’t all THAT suspicious if you also own the Fake News Media Machine.

So if you want more about THAT little mess, then go HERE:

Dear New York Times – You Tipped Your Hand, And Now It’s Time To Talk About Violent Extremists

You will note, in THAT little piece, that the New York Times ONCE AGAIN tried to FRAME the peaceful QAnon movement with bogus accusations of violence, and THAT is why I decided to dump Comey’s FLAMING BAG OF HILLARY MURDER on everybody’s doorstep.

You LIE ABOUT US, and we will tell the TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

But let’s move on to today’s subject.

“Boogaloo Wolverine Bakers”

(which are extremely dangerous to our democracy!)

LINK: https://www.fox29.com/news/delaware-man-accused-in-plot-to-kidnap-michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer-pardoned-by-gov-carney-in-2019

ARCHIVE: https://archive.fo/VDkqK

I could have started somewhere else – with some of the EARLIER articles about this latest travesty. I could have started at the VERY BEGINNING, where I took it VERY SERIOUSLY, and got all virtue-signally about HOPING that this was a good bust of real extremists – that FBI was doing a wonderful job again – and that all was well.

And – to be fair – in some ways, there may be a shred of truth to that. Maybe even a few shreds.

THE PROBLEM, however, is that this bust is clearly not only politically SPUN, but the material being spun was clearly MANUFACTURED with POLITICAL PURPOSE.

I’m not saying ALL of the FBI does this stuff. In fact, I get the feeling that most agents are NOT privy to even the tiniest hints of “LIHOP” and “MIHOP” – the two bastard twins of politicized federal law enforcement, which stand for “let it happen on purpose” and “make it happen on purpose“.

The trouble is, enough of them are, and enough HIGHLY politicized actors outside the FBI ARE pushing the “MIHOP” stuff very hard, using extremely advanced tools and all that information which should have NEVER gone to contractors, that it does NOT matter how honest most of the FBI happens to be. When an agency is strategically misled from the top, and will not admit that it is in serious compromise by outsiders who manipulate it, bad stuff is simply gonna happen.

Now, I don’t know HOW the FBI got roped into the bad idea that basic human contradictions NEEDED to be solved by LIHOP and MIHOP to force political actions which ALLEGE to solve the contradictions, but however they bought into the lie, it remains a BAD IDEA.

Think ERIC HOLDER and his rhetorical LIE about “wishing we could brainwash people about guns”. A rather sick thing to say, when he and his co-conspirators were already doing it.

You see that guy? You probably never heard of him. He was Adam Lanza’s psychiatrist. He was arrested for sexually molesting a teenage girl under his care. She had some crazy story about this guy trying to “mind control her” or something to have sex with her, but I guess she had enough “not crazy” evidence that the sexual stuff stuck.

And then, we go all the way to the incident that “brought out” QAnon.

Part of that operation – the gun or guns on the 32nd floor of Mandalay Bay – proven by Mike Adams and his acoustic analysis – was very likely done by the boyfriend of an FBI informant, who was very likely also an FBI asset or informant himself. Or that person was killed to be the patsy for the Saudis who did it. To put a “white domestic face on it”.

No matter what the actual story, this would ALL make a lot of sense if FBI informants were being abused for political purposes, wouldn’t it?

Now, QAnon people simply don’t do stuff like this. Oh, you can throw somebody at the edges of the movement to tarnish it…..

…..but the problem there is that this guy has more to do with Nancy Pelosi than with Trump.

Even the guy who did Comet Podesta Brock Pizza or whatever – no – sorry – such a phony op.

The REALITY of QAnon is THIS…..

…..and even more importantly THIS…..

So let’s get right down to it, shall we?

It was VERY, VERY, VERY clear on October 1, 2017 that a SLOW COUP was underway against this country and her people – an AUTO-COUP by the remnants of the FORMER administration – a crypto-socialist administration – in some ways even a communist administration – which had just been evicted by the PEOPLE.

Now – QAnon SCARES all these people who have been part of the slow, patient plot, and are now terrified to see that the American people are WAKING UP in the middle of a drug rape, so to speak.

Have I set the stage for talking about how this latest scheme to propagandize Americans with abused FBI informants is pretty much NOT GOING TO WORK?

Good. Let’s begin.

Like I said, I was falling for this story about some “militia” group planning to kidnap horrifying, greasy, inflatable sex doll Gretchen Witchmer, but then I saw a JAMES WOODS tweet…..

…..which I cannot find now….. (he probably had to delete it)…..

…..and then I heard tell about Robby Starbuck’s investigations, like this…..

…..which I saved for posterity, since Twitter is now “unreliable” for maintaining TRUTH where we can find it…..

…..and it’s not like I’m the only person seeing how NUTTY this whole thing is…..

…..but THAT RIGHT THERE is a point I’d like to make.

“Wolverines” – other than the Michigan team name – has two meanings of actual political concern to the now obviously terminally politicized FBI.

The first, of course, is from the movie “Red Dawn“, about invasion of America by communists.

The plot of that Reagan-era movie was rather foolish, because – how does QAnon put it? – the reality was INFILTRATION, NOT INVASION.

Interesting. A high school football team – NORMAL Americans – who take up arms against COMMUNIST INVADERS. And call themselves the team name, “Wolverines“.

“Militarized social movement“? Well, only if you INVADE US.

Sorry. We’re not there yet, because so far the repeated (and sometimes violent) COUPS against Trump have FAILED and have been – how shall we say? – AH YES – they have been COWARDLY and DENIABLE.

But that name – WOLVERINES – has another, somewhat “closer to DOJ” meaning…..

Yes – that would be the denizens of my old stomping ground, The Conservative Treehouse, who refer to themselves as both “Treepers” and “Wolverines“.

Now, it’s VERY clear to me that whatever is going on with this weird group of “Wolverine Watchmen” who MET IN OHIO, and who planned to carry out a kidnapping of a hated governor in MICHIGAN, they are quite far from being either TREEPERS or QANON FOLLOWERS.

So I was willing to give the FBI the benefit of the doubt for a while.

HOWEVER – upon reading the article cited above…..

https://www.fox29.com/news/delaware-man-accused-in-plot-to-kidnap-michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer-pardoned-by-gov-carney-in-2019

…..we come to this gem.

The indictment describes Croft as the “baker,” the explosives man on the team, referring to explosives as “cupcakes.” Croft was being held Friday at a Delaware prison after being arrested by the FBI.

HA. FUCK YOU, whoever came up with this brilliant way to smear the QAnon crew. You see, many of the QAnon crowd are referred to as “bakers”, but in that case it means people who are a bit like detectives, tying together various clues that QAnon has dropped.

These are harmless people – at worst. At the absolute worst, QAnon “bakers” are HARMLESS.

Some of them are actually rather smart, and tie together QAnon’s clues and hints about prosecutions of former senior FBI and DOJ officials who plotted against Trump. I mean, SOME of us would actually call that a GOOD THING, but let’s just agree that people who tie puzzle hints together like a game are generally pretty harmless people.

Explosives? “Bakers”? REALLY?

I’m sorry. It is VERY clear. This “Wolverine Watchmen” bullshit is designed to SLANDER Trump supporters, and very particularly Treepers and the QAnon movement.

It’s a very subtle little PLAN, but it’s very obviously a PLAN.

So that got my attention.

But WHO is this self-proclaimed “baker”? Why, he’s some guy that the Democrat governor of DELAWARE (that’s Biden country) prematurely pardoned, and then he shows up halfway across the country to call himself a “baker” and smear Trump and QAnon. THEN, when he’s arrested, they pop him back into a prison back in Delaware.

And it gets worse, in an ERIC HOLDER way, and I quote:

No one answered the door when FOX 29 knocked at Croft’s home Thursday.

One neighbor who didn’t want to be identified says Croft described himself as a constitutionalist. 

“I asked him one day what the tricorne hat was and he says he’s a constitutionalist. I went in and looked it up and it said it was a person who believed in the original constitution. It’s very scary.“

https://www.fox29.com/news/delaware-man-accused-in-plot-to-kidnap-michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer-pardoned-by-gov-carney-in-2019

I’m sorry, but fuck you commies.

I can’t put it any more plainly than that.

And NOW – just go on Twitter and watch the leftists – the Blue Checkists – in a coordinated manner – conflate the QAnon folks with these “Boogaloo Boys” – who quite frankly are a GINNED UP offshoot of ANTIFA, equally fuzzy in their ideology. They are using the “boogaloo” connections of some of these FBI-groomed wannabee kidnappers as a way to smear Trump supporters, including PARTICULARLY the QAnon movement.

I’m calling out to the HONEST people left in FBI. Please. Start gathering documents. Start gathering evidence. You are being SOLD OUT by INFILTRATORS who shouldn’t even be allowed to SHINE THE SHOES of the old FBI.

This is BULLSHIT and YOU KNOW IT.

They are CREATING POLITICAL CRAP. Sometimes out of whole cloth, sometimes a mish-mash of reality and fakery, sometimes simply distorting things to the politics they need. And SOMETIMES – probably when the CIA and actual criminal groups are helping, it gets REALLY UGLY.

Don’t be part of this stuff.

SAVE THE REAL FBI. Even if it’s “kinda PC”, would THESE PEOPLE engage in sketchy, deniable, compartmentalized, political crimes?

No. It takes real scoundrels to take part in political set-ups. Help CLEAN IT OUT.

If you have evidence of the COUP, get it OUT. Get it to PEOPLE YOU TRUST.

PLEASE.

W

THIS is “Constitutionalists”. WE THE PEOPLE.

Dear MAGA: 20190409 Open Topic

This FBI PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST TUESDAY open thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA world.

You can say what you want, comment on what other people said, and so on.

Free Speech is practiced here. ENJOY IT. Use it or lose it.

Keep it SOMEWHAT civil. They tried to FORCE fake Orwellian civility on us. In response, we CHOOSE true civility to defend our precious FREEDOM from THEM.

Our rules began with the civility of the Old Treehouse, later to become the Wolverinian Empire, and one might say that we have RESTORED THE OLD REPUBLIC – the early high-interaction model of the Treehouse – except of course that Q discussion is not only allowed but encouraged, and speech is considerably freer in other ways. Please feel free to argue and disagree with the board owner, as nicely as possible.

Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven.

Remember – your greatest gift to President Trump is FIVE WORDS:

I AM PRAYING FOR YOU.

Our movement

Is about replacing

A failed

And CORRUPT

Political establishment

With a new government controlled

By you, the American People.

Candidate Donald J. Trump

Also consider Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

Now…

About today’s subject….

This bears some explanation.

Normally I get a bunch of “Twitter Promoted” ad-tweets for all kinds of horrible things, and even for a few good things. Generally, my policy is not to “bite” – even if it’s something I really like. No clicks, no scrolls, no nothin’.

I tend to view “Twitter Promoted” as just Twitter and the DNC / CIA running psych tests on me. My policy is to IGNORE.

However….

Given the fact that part of MAGA is to FIX the FBI, and not just bash it, then that means it needs fixing everywhere – not just at the top. And THAT means they need to get good people. Maybe like Y’ALL.

OK. Maybe like SOME of y’all.

*wink*

SO – I figured I’d help.

Maybe if I was younger (must apply by age 37) and a bit less broken and battered, I’d think about helping myself. But given just a quick look at their PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST….

Well, let’s look at it.

https://fbijobs.gov/career-paths/special-agents/physical-requirements

If you go to that page, there is even a PDF that can be downloaded:

https://fbijobs.gov/sites/default/files/how-to-apply.pdf

There are basically FOUR TESTS – or a FIFTH if you are going for a TACTICAL job

  • sit-ups (timed, 1 minute)
  • long sprint (300 meters)
  • push-ups (untimed, maximum)
  • short run (1.5 miles)
  • pull-ups (untimed, maximum)

The way it works is that they dole out some fairly meager points for some fairly stiff results on all of these, and the applicant has to get a total of 12 points or more.

Let’s look at just one – push-ups.

Based on these numbers, if you were just “averaging in” on all 4 tests at 3 points each, then to get 3 points on push-ups, you’re looking at doing 40-plus quality push-ups without breaking form or pausing. And you have to bear in mind that the FBI WARNS applicants that they typically OVERPERFORM by 25% during practice versus test day – meaning that recruits will only achieve 80% of their practice value in the real test.

And remember – all of this is BEFORE the training.

But in ANY case, I thought that their materials were very interesting and attractive, and it DOES LOOK like OUR LION is not just fixing up the COURTS, but also the FBI.

And while not ALL of my MAGA compatriots are believers in Chris Wray….

[insert goofy bad picture from CTH here]

….well, MAYBE just MAYBE he has something to do with it.

*wink*

Sorry, folks – I’m having too much fun trying to contemplate whether I could actually get positive points on the FBI physical fitness test. (Yes – you can get NEGATIVE POINTS!)

But I think this does explain why they are using young and athletic actors in the “new” FBI on “Fake Entertainment”…..

…..which – well – don’t tell anybody, but I think a wee bit of MAGA may have actually snuck in between the PC lines in recent episodes. Enough to ALMOST give it an air of realism.

Not quite ready to classify that as too much winning, but you NEVER KNOW.

*wink*

W

Note: Jumping jacks in China are no longer part of the FBI physical fitness test.